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(The Sun)   Twilight werewolf Bronson Pelletier arrested for marking his territory in LAX. The Sun is there (Video has some Not safe for work content)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 24
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2013-01-03 12:54:37 PM
DAMN!  I've been ridiculously hammered before, but not like that.  He is truly farked up.
 
2013-01-03 01:46:10 PM
I love it when security types politely, quietly insist, "Uh, sir... sir..." when someone is doing something completely over the top outrageous like this.
 
2013-01-03 01:48:19 PM
It's like they're hoping they can maybe  reason with the guy who is so drunk he just whipped it out and started urinating on the carpet in full view of a few dozen people.
 
2013-01-03 02:44:56 PM
He was great in Beverly Hills Cop.
 
2013-01-03 03:48:22 PM

gilgigamesh: I love it when security types politely, quietly insist, "Uh, sir... sir..." when someone is doing something completely over the top outrageous like this.


Would you want to start a physical confrontation with a guy who already has penis out and urinating? It is by far better to get him to stop on his own or wait till he finishes. The mess on the floor is already started, but you get to go pee free.
 
2013-01-03 03:49:15 PM
I wanted the cop to taser his nads.
 
2013-01-03 03:58:59 PM

Lsherm: DAMN!  I've been ridiculously hammered before, but not like that.  He is truly farked up.


THIS.
Geez, that guy's f*cked out of his head.

...he's native isn't he?
 
2013-01-03 04:02:17 PM
What a dipshiat.
 
2013-01-03 04:05:39 PM

lack of warmth: gilgigamesh: I love it when security types politely, quietly insist, "Uh, sir... sir..." when someone is doing something completely over the top outrageous like this.

Would you want to start a physical confrontation with a guy who already has penis out and urinating? It is by far better to get him to stop on his own or wait till he finishes. The mess on the floor is already started, but you get to go pee free.


This may be the first time I've clicked 'Smart'.
 
2013-01-03 04:14:22 PM

Lsherm: DAMN!  I've been ridiculously hammered before, but not like that.  He is truly farked up.


During college I bar tended at a couple of different places. Every few weeks we'd get some blindingly drunk dude who'd pee somewhere he shouldn't and they'd all pull the George Castanza "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing." act.
 
2013-01-03 04:23:26 PM
It was a set-up by racist federal agents...FREE BRONSON PELLETIER!!!
 
2013-01-03 04:25:58 PM
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2013-01-03 04:39:38 PM

gilgigamesh: I love it when security types politely, quietly insist, "Uh, sir... sir..." when someone is doing something completely over the top outrageous like this.


Well if you run up to a guy like that and act all pissed off, you might get pissed on.
 
2013-01-03 05:28:56 PM
Up to six months for whizzing on the carpet? No wonder our jails are full.
 
HBK
2013-01-03 06:00:40 PM
Did the cops rub his nose in it?

It's the only way he'll learn.
 
2013-01-03 06:38:35 PM

basemetal: I wanted the cop to taser his nads.


I wish once they tackled him they would have rubbed his nose it it saying "No! No! Bad werewolf!"
 
2013-01-03 08:28:12 PM
Coming soon...

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2013-01-03 09:25:11 PM
He should have screamed out, "Who wants an autograph?"
 
2013-01-03 11:14:25 PM
Whirwhelf?
 
2013-01-03 11:53:52 PM
Hear that water falling sound? That's the sound of a career ending.

I hope he invested his money wisely. He'll be giving BJ's for crack in 20 years.
 
HBK
2013-01-04 12:19:05 AM

Devolving_Spud: Hear that water falling sound? That's the sound of a career ending.

I hope he invested his money wisely. He'll be giving BJ's for crack in 20 4 years.


FTFY
 
2013-01-04 02:32:34 PM

Devolving_Spud: Hear that water falling sound? That's the sound of a career ending.

I hope he invested his money wisely. He'll be giving BJ's for crack in 20 years.


Or writing a book about his road to recovery, release timed to coincide with the promotional tour of his latest project.
 
2013-01-05 03:57:08 AM

Earguy: Devolving_Spud: Hear that water falling sound? That's the sound of a career ending.

I hope he invested his money wisely. He'll be giving BJ's for crack in 20 years.

Or writing a book about his road to recovery, release timed to coincide with the promotional tour of his latest project.


He's 23.  He has at least another decade of recover/relapse as long as he can manage to do work.

Counting against him?  Edward Furlong.  Counting for him?  Robert Downey Junior.  In the middle?  Lohoan.
 
2013-01-05 09:50:23 AM

basemetal: I wanted the cop to taser his nads.


.....after he THREW HIM ON THE GROUND!!!
 
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