Magorn: I know Sen Kirk says he knows this was a dream, but isn't it time for us to have and equivalent of the 25th Amendment for Senators and Congressmen? This is the second one from IL who is a poster-child for the obvious need for one.
Klivian: Angels in the Occipital Lobe?
MisterTweak: And lo, the angel Feldstein spoke unto me, and he rendered a bill charging an ICD code which my insurance company mis-keyed as a hysterectomy; whereupon the voice of Yahweh saith: "Dr. Nguyen, please call admitting, Dr. Nguyen, admitting". And the voice was terminated with two clicks, ramen.
lennavan: That must have cost a farking fortune.
sxacho: Klivian: Angels in the Occipital Lobe?Something something Pinheads and Patriots
mongbiohazard: He said the ordeal made him more religious."I felt like there were three angels in the room. And, interestingly, they had New York accents, probably because the last movie I'd seen was on Channel 11, was the original 'Ocean's 11,'" he said.U.S. Sen. Mark Kirk speaks about his recovery from a major stroke a year ago at his home in Highland Park, Ill.Kirk told the Chicago Daily Herald the angels asked him: "You want to come with us?"He replied: "No, I'll hold off.""They say there are no atheists in foxholes, and this stroke put me into a very deep foxhole," he told the newspaper.Angels? Yeah, the word he's looking for is DOCTORS. The doctors who saved your life should be getting the credit, not some hallucinations your swollen brain coughed up and you idiotically are ascribing supernatural origins to while simultaneously admitting you know it was a dream.
Jim_Callahan: Magorn: I know Sen Kirk says he knows this was a dream, but isn't it time for us to have and equivalent of the 25th Amendment for Senators and Congressmen? This is the second one from IL who is a poster-child for the obvious need for one.Every state has a set of pre-established procedures, usually involving the governor appointing one, or not, at said governor's discretion. Sometimes, substitute the state congress for 'governor'.
natas6.0: so awesome he receives federal healthcare no other federal worker gets.We should take what they say is best for us and be happy for it.I look forward to watching him limp around
ITGreen: All angels are New Yorkers.That statement doesn't work in reverse.
mongbiohazard: He said the ordeal made him more religious.
ITGreen: It's now "The Los Angeles Angels of the City of Anaheim, Orange County."
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