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(With Leather)   Olivia Wilde gave the University of Kansas men's basketball team some pointers in the locker room after their most recent game   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 40
    More: Spiffy, Olivia Wilde, Kansas, locker room, Jayhawks, Allen Fieldhouse, Ahem, American University, Jason Sudeikis  
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5842 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Jan 2013 at 3:28 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-03 12:15:22 PM  
"Don't bother seeing 'Tron: Legacy'"

"Thanks, Olivia!"
 
2013-01-03 12:22:10 PM  
She gives me a pointer whenever I think of her.
 
2013-01-03 12:26:07 PM  
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2013-01-03 12:26:35 PM  
"Remember... keep dribbling or they blow the whistle for doing too many steps without a bouncey. Now go get 'em boys!"
 
2013-01-03 12:54:26 PM  
i522.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 01:04:25 PM  
img004.lazygirls.info

What pointers from Olivia Wilde may look like
 
2013-01-03 01:14:06 PM  
Jason Sudeikis is the luckiest man alive.

Then again, luck probably didn't have that much to do with it.
 
2013-01-03 03:01:49 PM  
7 comments, I guess he 15 minutes are up.  Poor Olivia.
 
2013-01-03 03:12:11 PM  

ArkAngel: [img004.lazygirls.info image 481x640]

What pointers from Olivia Wilde may look like


Larger
 
2013-01-03 03:32:08 PM  

Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 850x351]


Details regarding image please, and who do I have to kill/bribe to get that guy's job?
 
2013-01-03 03:34:46 PM  

Fear_and_Loathing: 7 comments, I guess he 15 minutes are up.  Poor Olivia.


not necessarily, its in the sports tab. sports tab people never look at women.
 
2013-01-03 03:47:13 PM  
Jayhawk fans we appreciate what you're doin' downriver by bringing Olivia Wilde on your side. She was indeed a bright spot on House and we thank her for that.

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But our own Eric Stonestreet has been doing God's Work as well over on the set of Modern Family. You can thank him from bringing Sofia Vergara to appreciate the finer things in our state as well.

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Keep it up, bros.
 
2013-01-03 03:49:57 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Fear_and_Loathing: 7 comments, I guess he 15 minutes are up.  Poor Olivia.

not necessarily, its in the sports tab. sports tab people never look at women.


Lol.
 
2013-01-03 04:06:43 PM  

ArkAngel: [img004.lazygirls.info image 481x640]

What pointers from Olivia Wilde may look like


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And I get deleted and banned for showing a girl in a bikini

/the mod most not have gotten laid lately
 
2013-01-03 04:08:25 PM  
Would perform a gynecological exam on a 300lb black woman with a yeast infection just for a slim chance to tongue-punch her fart-box.
 
2013-01-03 04:09:45 PM  
I had no idea Sudeikis was hitting that. Nice work, sir. Nice work.
 
2013-01-03 04:17:10 PM  
I was expecting the team to dwarf (i mean little people) her in the picture, but she seems to about the same height as the first row of players. Is she exceedingly tall?
 
2013-01-03 04:18:37 PM  

WildDad: I was expecting the team to dwarf (i mean little people) her in the picture, but she seems to about the same height as the first row of players. Is she exceedingly tall?


5'7" according to the Wikipedias.
 
2013-01-03 04:24:54 PM  

Cymbal: Would perform a gynecological exam on a 300lb black woman with a yeast infection just for a slim chance to tongue-punch her fart-box.


I have never understood this particular brand of comment. I always sit here like, 'really? Would you really? Would you really, truly consent to doing such unpleasant things when the reward is the most unpleasant thing you can think of that is only tangentially related to the woman in question? Because I highly doubt you go around breathing in the exhaust from cars driven by attractive women (one I actually saw around here).'
 
2013-01-03 04:30:17 PM  
Is 'pointers' code for blowjobs?
 
2013-01-03 04:48:01 PM  

Gosling: Cymbal: Would perform a gynecological exam on a 300lb black woman with a yeast infection just for a slim chance to tongue-punch her fart-box.

I have never understood this particular brand of comment. I always sit here like, 'really? Would you really? Would you really, truly consent to doing such unpleasant things when the reward is the most unpleasant thing you can think of that is only tangentially related to the woman in question? Because I highly doubt you go around breathing in the exhaust from cars driven by attractive women (one I actually saw around here).'


You don't find hyperbole humor funny, and I'm ok with that. Plenty of other people do.
 
2013-01-03 04:51:55 PM  

Gosling: Cymbal: Would perform a gynecological exam on a 300lb black woman with a yeast infection just for a slim chance to tongue-punch her fart-box.

I have never understood this particular brand of comment. I always sit here like, 'really? Would you really? Would you really, truly consent to doing such unpleasant things when the reward is the most unpleasant thing you can think of that is only tangentially related to the woman in question? Because I highly doubt you go around breathing in the exhaust from cars driven by attractive women (one I actually saw around here).'


Reminds me of this (Slightly NSFW language in image)
 
2013-01-03 04:55:14 PM  

Cymbal: Gosling: Cymbal: Would perform a gynecological exam on a 300lb black woman with a yeast infection just for a slim chance to tongue-punch her fart-box.

I have never understood this particular brand of comment. I always sit here like, 'really? Would you really? ...

You don't find hyperbole humor funny, and I'm ok with that. Plenty of other people do.


I was quite put off with your hyperbole, try "drag my dong through 5 miles of broken glass just to eat the peanuts in her s**t" next time.

/busted a gut laughing when I heard that line
 
2013-01-03 05:12:27 PM  

Flab: ArkAngel: [img004.lazygirls.info image 481x640]

What pointers from Olivia Wilde may look like

Larger


I wish
 
2013-01-03 05:16:21 PM  
 
2013-01-03 05:17:03 PM  

Zoomaster: NSFW - Super Hotk


==========

Holk = Hot
 
2013-01-03 05:23:41 PM  

theurge14: But our own Eric Stonestreet has been doing God's Work as well over on the set of Modern Family


Paul Rudd, Rob Riggle, Mandy Patinkin, and Scott Bakula.

And also adult film star Samantha Ryan.

KU wins.

Good luck tonight though. I believe we'd be the only state in the Big XII with two schools with a BCS win if you get this one tonight.
 
2013-01-03 05:41:52 PM  

mitchcumstein1: theurge14: But our own Eric Stonestreet has been doing God's Work as well over on the set of Modern Family

Paul Rudd, Rob Riggle, Mandy Patinkin, and Scott Bakula.

And also adult film star Samantha Ryan.

KU wins.

Good luck tonight though. I believe we'd be the only state in the Big XII with two schools with a BCS win if you get this one tonight.


Oklahoma already did it.
 
2013-01-03 05:57:17 PM  

mitchcumstein1: theurge14: But our own Eric Stonestreet has been doing God's Work as well over on the set of Modern Family

Paul Rudd, Rob Riggle, Mandy Patinkin, and Scott Bakula.

And also adult film star Samantha Ryan.

KU wins.


Kirstie Alley. Boom. Roasted.


Good luck tonight though. I believe we'd be the only state in the Big XII with two schools with a BCS win if you get this one tonight.


Nope, OU and Okie State already have done that, as has Texas (TCU won the Rose Bowl last year). Stick to the basketball stuff. :)
 
2013-01-03 05:57:23 PM  

Truman Burbank: mitchcumstein1: theurge14: But our own Eric Stonestreet has been doing God's Work as well over on the set of Modern Family

Paul Rudd, Rob Riggle, Mandy Patinkin, and Scott Bakula.

And also adult film star Samantha Ryan.

KU wins.

Good luck tonight though. I believe we'd be the only state in the Big XII with two schools with a BCS win if you get this one tonight.

Oklahoma already did it.


Forgot about Ok. State last year. Shiat.
 
2013-01-03 06:04:27 PM  

theurge14: mitchcumstein1: theurge14: But our own Eric Stonestreet has been doing God's Work as well over on the set of Modern Family

Paul Rudd, Rob Riggle, Mandy Patinkin, and Scott Bakula.

And also adult film star Samantha Ryan.

KU wins.

Kirstie Alley. Boom. Roasted.


Good luck tonight though. I believe we'd be the only state in the Big XII with two schools with a BCS win if you get this one tonight.

Nope, OU and Okie State already have done that, as has Texas (TCU won the Rose Bowl last year). Stick to the basketball stuff. :)


TCU last year would not count, as they weren't in the Big XII, and I blanked on OSU last year.

Still, good luck tonight.
 
2013-01-03 06:31:34 PM  
So, wait. Famous people visit a college bball's team locker room and no one screams "cheating" or "violation?"
 
2013-01-03 07:01:31 PM  

mybulkaddress: So, wait. Famous people visit a college bball's team locker room and no one screams "cheating" or "violation?"


It's only cheating if the player's married.
 
2013-01-03 07:08:13 PM  

Zoomaster: Zoomaster: NSFW - Super Hotk

==========

Holk = Hot


Holk = Hulk
 
2013-01-03 10:00:53 PM  

Gosling: Cymbal: Would perform a gynecological exam on a 300lb black woman with a yeast infection just for a slim chance to tongue-punch her fart-box.

I have never understood this particular brand of comment. I always sit here like, 'really? Would you really? Would you really, truly consent to doing such unpleasant things when the reward is the most unpleasant thing you can think of that is only tangentially related to the woman in question? Because I highly doubt you go around breathing in the exhaust from cars driven by attractive women (one I actually saw around here).'


Huh. And here I thought the outrageous part of the statement was the blatantly anti-blah attitude, rather than the predeliction toward analingus.

Unless that's the joke?
 
2013-01-04 04:15:08 AM  
 
2013-01-04 07:32:35 AM  

Odd Bird: Sybarite: [i522.photobucket.com image 850x351]

Details regarding image please, and who do I have to kill/bribe to get that guy's job?



It's from a terrible movie called The Change Up. Olivia Wilde is its only redeeming feature.
 
2013-01-04 11:15:11 AM  

Zoomaster: NSFW - Super Hotk


- Super Hulk
 
2013-01-04 11:44:15 AM  
Is an NCAA locker room just like a supermarket for these female celebs or something? Like every time Ashley Judd gets bored, she just rolls in and grabs a player? Because I can't think of any other compelling reason you couldn't wait to hang with the players until after they have showered and dressed.
 
2013-01-04 11:55:12 AM  
Olivia... you're too good for that.
 
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