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(Daily Mail)   Now that Obama has secretly replaced her brain with an exact replica, Sec. of State Clinton will testify on Benghazi...which is most definitely not a scandal no matter how many brains Obama has to scramble to protect his role in it   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
    More: Cool, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, obama, House Foreign Affairs Committee, Senator John Kerry, stomach virus, United Nations Permanent Representative, Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Charles Krauthammer  
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2013-01-03 10:36:15 AM  
I heard somewhere that Hillary Clinton actually died in the hospital of her blood clot, but her body double will stand in for her. Expect her to quietly disappear from politics soon. Cross another one off Obama's Kill List!
 
2013-01-03 10:37:30 AM  
Obama's pod people.   AND YOU FOOLS FELL FOR IT!!!
 
2013-01-03 10:40:15 AM  
Interesting that they're hiding her face behind sunglasses. That doesn't even look like Hillary.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-03 11:25:15 AM  
 imageshack.us imageshack.us
 
2013-01-03 12:14:27 PM  
I hope they but a helmet on her.  I'd hate to have her trip over her own feet again.  The poor thing will probably have trouble remembering anything after the trauma she's been through.
 
2013-01-03 12:17:18 PM  
We've seen this movie before...

www.netbrawl.com

"Hillary" will keel over during testimony, etc etc etc
 
2013-01-03 12:24:33 PM  

make me some tea: I heard somewhere that Hillary Clinton actually died in the hospital of her blood clot, but her body double will stand in for her. Expect her to quietly disappear from politics soon. Cross another one off Obama's Kill List!


Now that you've written this into the Internet - we're going to see this rumor again. Thanks.
 
2013-01-03 12:25:23 PM  

Bontesla: make me some tea: I heard somewhere that Hillary Clinton actually died in the hospital of her blood clot, but her body double will stand in for her. Expect her to quietly disappear from politics soon. Cross another one off Obama's Kill List!

Now that you've written this into the Internet - we're going to see this rumor again. Thanks.


Just doing my part.
 
2013-01-03 12:30:15 PM  
Ugh whomever constructed this TURD of a headline should be put on Obama's kill list and MOVED TO THE TOP.
 
2013-01-03 12:44:07 PM  

frenchcheesemuseum: Ugh whomever constructed this TURD of a headline should be put on Obama's kill list and MOVED TO THE TOP.


second to the top. original patriot lee greenwood is still alive.
 
2013-01-03 12:44:19 PM  

frenchcheesemuseum: Ugh whomever constructed this TURD of a headline should be put on Obama's kill list and MOVED TO THE TOP.


I'm in charge of maintaining the kill list. DONE
 
2013-01-03 12:56:14 PM  

make me some tea: I'm in charge of maintaining the kill list. DONE


BOOYAH
 
2013-01-03 01:00:29 PM  
"So did she fake it, was it an attack by Obama or did she fake an attack by Obama?"

clothesonfilm.com

/or is that just what they want you to think?
 
2013-01-03 01:13:07 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-03 01:27:49 PM  

BillCo: I hope they but a helmet on her.  I'd hate to have her trip over her own feet again.  The poor thing will probably have trouble remembering anything after the trauma she's been through.

pictat.com
 
2013-01-03 01:47:02 PM  
Even if Hillary has a stroke that turns her into a drooling vegetable, she'll still be more than qualified to answer Republican questions on Benghazi.
 
2013-01-03 02:10:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-03 02:46:21 PM  
I heard that Fartbama has a whole stable of Hillary clones and that the attack on Benghazi was actually carried out by them.  The only reason that anyone survived at all was that he kept some to be his sex-clones.
 
2013-01-03 03:02:29 PM  
I thought it showed a great deal of integrity when the folks over at FOX issued an apology for making a joke out of the Secretary's serious medical condition.

...then I woke up
 
2013-01-03 03:16:37 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
From the looks of it, I'd say Bill scored with one of the nurses.
 
2013-01-03 03:19:51 PM  
The stupidity of the GOP's questions gave her a preemptive stroke.
 
2013-01-03 03:20:23 PM  

make me some tea: That doesn't even look like Hillary.


Then how do you know if she's even in the picture?
 
2013-01-03 03:23:25 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x627]
From the looks of it, I'd say Bill scored with one of the nurses.


Apparently so did Chelsea.
 
2013-01-03 03:27:47 PM  
If my testimony was to be scrutinized by people as willing to bend every fact toward some conspiracy (in order to protect their own criminal activity) as these Republicans, I'd want to be prepared too.
 
2013-01-03 03:29:43 PM  
So apparently when I complained that media speculation about a celebrity's health issues didn't count as a conspiracy theory, the Right interpreted my request that the issue be dropped as a challenge instead.
 
2013-01-03 03:30:09 PM  

BillCo: I hope they but a helmet on her.  I'd hate to have her trip over her own feet again.  The poor thing will probably have trouble remembering anything after the trauma she's been through.


remember when her blood clot was a conspiracy to keep her from testifying?

now I'm starting to think that whole thing was a conspiracy to trick patriots into going online to promote something that would later make them look like gullible conspiracy hounds.

this is a lot like that Pataeus affair scandal that was going to keep him from testifying. That turned out to be BS too! this can't be a coincidence either our internet patriots are morans who see a conspiracy at every turn or this thing goes deeper than we ever imagined...it's a conspiracy!

better get the brain trust together and chew on this one for a while.

/who's behind these plots to make internet patriots look so pathetic!?
//thanks Obama
 
2013-01-03 03:31:36 PM  

BSABSVR: Philip Francis Queeg: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x627]
From the looks of it, I'd say Bill scored with one of the nurses.

Apparently so did Chelsea.


Hopefully they didn't use the call room. It gets dark in there and that could've gotten really awkward.
 
2013-01-03 03:32:09 PM  
I'd speculate on who it was who wrote and greened this headline, but I don't want to risk the wrath of the mods. But it rhymes with I hope your happy now,
 
2013-01-03 03:33:06 PM  

BillCo: I hope they but a helmet on her.  I'd hate to have her trip over her own feet again.  The poor thing will probably have trouble remembering anything after the trauma she's been through.


ilovekbmr.files.wordpress.com

home.comcast.net
 
2013-01-03 03:33:51 PM  

Dinjiin: Even if Hillary has a stroke that turns her into a drooling vegetable, she'll still be more than qualified to answer Republican questions on Benghazi.


i.imgur.com

Beep.
 
2013-01-03 03:35:33 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: We've seen this movie before...

[www.netbrawl.com image 425x325]

"Hillary" will keel over during testimony, etc etc etc


She once caught a fish "this big"
 
2013-01-03 03:35:36 PM  
The very fact that Obama refuses to call it a scandal proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is, in fact, a scandal.

Checkmate, libtards.
 
2013-01-03 03:36:45 PM  
www.threedonia.com
Why won't Benghazi answer questions about why his hired goons threaten people with references to their gay lifestyle?
 
2013-01-03 03:37:23 PM  

mainstreet62: BillCo: I hope they but a helmet on her.  I'd hate to have her trip over her own feet again.  The poor thing will probably have trouble remembering anything after the trauma she's been through.

[ilovekbmr.files.wordpress.com image 280x350]

[home.comcast.net image 240x319]


That doesn't look like a bowl of dicks.
 
2013-01-03 03:38:28 PM  

unexplained bacon: BillCo: I hope they but a helmet on her.  I'd hate to have her trip over her own feet again.  The poor thing will probably have trouble remembering anything after the trauma she's been through.

remember when her blood clot was a conspiracy to keep her from testifying?

now I'm starting to think that whole thing was a conspiracy to trick patriots into going online to promote something that would later make them look like gullible conspiracy hounds.

this is a lot like that Pataeus affair scandal that was going to keep him from testifying. That turned out to be BS too! this can't be a coincidence either our internet patriots are morans who see a conspiracy at every turn or this thing goes deeper than we ever imagined...it's a conspiracy!

better get the brain trust together and chew on this one for a while.

/who's behind these plots to make internet patriots look so pathetic!?
//thanks Obama


The REAL conspiracy is that Carter got GW Bush to choke on a peanut that he left in the Oval Office couch cushions during the 70's.
But hey, Carter pretends to build houses for poor people so I guess we're just supposed to let it go?????
 
2013-01-03 03:39:14 PM  
Remember, if you use the word "scandal" enough times, it's automatically a real scandal.
 
2013-01-03 03:39:36 PM  

Gyrfalcon: I'd speculate on who it was who wrote and greened this headline, but I don't want to risk the wrath of the mods. But it rhymes with I hope your happy now,


NyeDopeOrSlappyTau?
 
2013-01-03 03:40:18 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: BillCo: I hope they but a helmet on her.  I'd hate to have her trip over her own feet again.  The poor thing will probably have trouble remembering anything after the trauma she's been through.
[pictat.com image 559x304]




Careful friend, directly quoting some and then using an image is considered trolling other fark members. Please be mindful of the rules here on fark.
 
2013-01-03 03:46:41 PM  
i.imgur.com

Admittedly, it's the Daily Fail but the principle still holds.
 
2013-01-03 03:47:10 PM  

vpb: I heard that Fartbama has a whole stable of Hillary clones and that the attack on Benghazi was actually carried out by them.  The only reason that anyone survived at all was that he kept some to be his sex-clones.


rpg.drivethrustuff.com

"What do you think, Friend Computer?"
 
2013-01-03 03:47:46 PM  
Still with this?
 
2013-01-03 03:48:49 PM  

MrEricSir: Remember, if you use the word "scandal" enough times, it's automatically a real scandal.


Remember, the definition of a scandal that the Republicans are using is "An action or event that causes outrage."

I still remember the "who left the toilet seat up" scandal of 2007 like it was yesterday.
 
2013-01-03 03:51:24 PM  

MSFT: unexplained bacon: BillCo: I hope they but a helmet on her.  I'd hate to have her trip over her own feet again.  The poor thing will probably have trouble remembering anything after the trauma she's been through.

remember when her blood clot was a conspiracy to keep her from testifying?

now I'm starting to think that whole thing was a conspiracy to trick patriots into going online to promote something that would later make them look like gullible conspiracy hounds.

this is a lot like that Pataeus affair scandal that was going to keep him from testifying. That turned out to be BS too! this can't be a coincidence either our internet patriots are morans who see a conspiracy at every turn or this thing goes deeper than we ever imagined...it's a conspiracy!

better get the brain trust together and chew on this one for a while.

/who's behind these plots to make internet patriots look so pathetic!?
//thanks Obama

The REAL conspiracy is that Carter got GW Bush to choke on a peanut that he left in the Oval Office couch cushions during the 70's.
But hey, Carter pretends to build houses for poor people so I guess we're just supposed to let it go?????


better than what Clinton left in the couch cushions, am I right?

flashback, the year 2000:

G-dub: "Man, this is a damn good cigar. This is gonna be great, I'm only a few hours into the presidency and I'm already finding free cigars in the furniture."
 
2013-01-03 03:51:26 PM  

Summoner101: Gyrfalcon: I'd speculate on who it was who wrote and greened this headline, but I don't want to risk the wrath of the mods. But it rhymes with I hope your happy now,

NyeDopeOrSlappyTau?


You can't run tau slappy. They are ws2 i2.
 
2013-01-03 03:55:41 PM  
Don't read the comments, don't read the comments, don't read the comments.
 
2013-01-03 03:58:50 PM  

unexplained bacon:
G-dub: "Man, this is a damn good cigar. This is gonna be great, I'm only a few hours into the presidency and I'm already finding free cigars in the furniture."


"What's this under the couch... a stack of Lane Bryant catalogs? Huh. Strange. I would've pegged Hillary closer to a size 8."
 
2013-01-03 03:59:34 PM  
So four people dead at a consulate in a dangerous country at the hands of foreign terrorists is a much bigger deal than a dude gunning down 20 kids and 6 adults in an elementary school in our own country. Just trying to get my priorities straight.
 
2013-01-03 04:03:30 PM  

unexplained bacon: flashback, the year 2000:

G-dub: "Man, this is a damn good cigar. This is gonna be great, I'm only a few hours into the presidency and I'm already finding free cigars in the furniture."


i55.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 04:03:47 PM  

Dinjiin: Even if Hillary has a stroke that turns her into a drooling vegetable, she'll still be more than qualified to answer Republican questions on Benghazi.


www.hacer.org
When did the President order the attack on our embassy?

www.amctv.com
 
2013-01-03 04:05:04 PM  
Here comes the outrage...any minute now...raping all those chickens to death is about to pay off...worse than Watergate...this will guarantee a Romney victory 0bama impeachment...just wait until the American people hear about this...Here comes the outrage..any minute now...any minute now... any minute now... any minute now...
 
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