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(USA Today)   Teen girls drug their mom and dad's milkshakes with sleeping pills so that they can use the internet   ( divider line
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2013-01-03 12:34:28 PM  
4 votes:
2013-01-03 12:25:27 PM  
4 votes:
Need to update that sign on the side of my van....

2013-01-03 12:15:14 PM  
4 votes:
their milkshakes bring all the cops to the yard
2013-01-03 12:13:55 PM  
4 votes:
Ah, the Halcyon days of youth!
2013-01-03 12:29:43 PM  
3 votes:

The One True TheDavid: tuxq:

That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills.

No, we need to ban teenage girls.

I'm sorry but the solution to teenage girls is more teenage girls
2013-01-03 02:34:59 PM  
2 votes:
I have a TRS-80 Model I waiting if I have kids, If they can get that thing on the Internet, they're free to browse anything they want on it.
2013-01-03 01:04:24 PM  
2 votes:

2013-01-03 01:00:24 PM  
2 votes:
At least it wasnt the folgers switch. I would have noticed.
2013-01-03 12:36:05 PM  
2 votes:
Their milkshakes make all the 'rents sleepin' hard.

And they're like, hey, daddy snores.

Damn right, you know daddy snores.
2013-01-03 02:28:42 PM  
1 vote:

Kibbler: but I'm not sure how many 15- and 16-year-olds you've been in contact with.

Oh I've been in contact, yes sir, I have been in contact
2013-01-03 02:17:24 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-03 01:34:04 PM  
1 vote:

Uniquely Common: You can tell the difference in between getting sleepy and being put to sleep via medication. With some drugs, such as lunesta and ambien you'll actually feel "drunk" have blurred vision, hallucinations, slurred speech etc if you aren't actively attempting to go to sleep. It's not like in the movies, you don't just slump over in your chair and wake up 8 hrs later.

No indeed. For that you'd need a mickey. Darn kids must have slipped 'em some mickeys, is what. Maybe socked 'em with the brass knuckles while they were at it. Might have slapped 'em with a black-jack too.
2013-01-03 01:17:24 PM  
1 vote:
It's unclear what the girls did online.

Fish for items from their Amazon wishlists?
2013-01-03 12:46:57 PM  
1 vote:
That must have been a fun night for the boys over at 4chan.
2013-01-03 12:27:53 PM  
1 vote:

That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills.

No, we need to ban teenage girls.
2013-01-03 12:26:16 PM  
1 vote:
That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills.
2013-01-03 12:21:01 PM  
1 vote:
I make sure my kids are busy on the internet so they won't see me using drugs, or something.
2013-01-03 12:18:01 PM  
1 vote:

Jument: It's unclear what the girls did online.

Porn. Duh.

Paying bills?
2013-01-03 12:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
They sound like Valium Girls.

/drug me with a shake, I am so sure!
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