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(USA Today)   Teen girls drug their mom and dad's milkshakes with sleeping pills so that they can use the internet   (usatoday.com) divider line 12
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2013-01-03 12:27:53 PM  
2 votes:
tuxq:

That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills.

No, we need to ban teenage girls.
2013-01-03 12:13:55 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, the Halcyon days of youth!
2013-01-03 02:34:59 PM  
1 votes:
I have a TRS-80 Model I waiting if I have kids, If they can get that thing on the Internet, they're free to browse anything they want on it.
2013-01-03 01:36:46 PM  
1 votes:

worlddan: Rhypskallion: So, the parents are really controlling. The kids learn to be really 'drug your food' controlling. The parents involve the police (this is throwing away your parenting rights).

This.

What kind of parent is it that thinks, "I fell alseep a little early last night....man oh man...my kids much have drugged me!"  I don't think any of them understand the concept of deescalation.


You apparently don't understand the concept of teaching children the consequences of serious actions. Please do not breed soon, as I don't think you're fit to be a parent just yet.
2013-01-03 01:15:15 PM  
1 votes:

Atharaenea: They called the cops on them? On one hand, if these 2 were regularly out of control, that might be the right reaction. But if they're just normal teenagers, seems like a bit of overkill. Of course, I'm assuming they drugged them with Lunesta or something similar.


Your definition of 'normal teenagers' includes 'drugging their parents'?
2013-01-03 01:06:00 PM  
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.

Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.


The best way to deal with inappropriate material on the internet is to put your PC in a common living area when they are young and educate your children about right and wrong and the dangers to be found in public (stress that the internet is 'in public' in every sense) long before they are old enough to have their own devices and desire privacy. They can find a way around any block and subvert any monitoring you give them, but they can't go against a decent upbringing with good basic morality and common sense.

/this works for drugs, sexuality, and many other things as well.
//not the common living area part though
///that gets you sent to jail.
2013-01-03 12:46:57 PM  
1 votes:
That must have been a fun night for the boys over at 4chan.
2013-01-03 12:46:10 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe you should stop letting your daughters watch Deadly Women on Investigation Discovery, too.  It seems to give them ideas.
2013-01-03 12:45:32 PM  
1 votes:

Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.


Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.
2013-01-03 12:36:21 PM  
1 votes:
So, the parents are really controlling. The kids learn to be really 'drug your food' controlling. The parents involve the police (this is throwing away your parenting rights). I don't see a winner here, except whoever sold the drugs, and the drug testing kits. Invest now!
2013-01-03 12:27:45 PM  
1 votes:

tuxq: That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills

children.

FTFY
2013-01-03 12:15:54 PM  
1 votes:
They sound like Valium Girls.

/drug me with a shake, I am so sure!
 
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