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(USA Today)   Teen girls drug their mom and dad's milkshakes with sleeping pills so that they can use the internet   (usatoday.com) divider line 83
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2013-01-03 12:13:55 PM
Ah, the Halcyon days of youth!
 
2013-01-03 12:14:19 PM
It's unclear what the girls did online.

Porn. Duh.
 
2013-01-03 12:14:30 PM
Now they am bein' punished.
 
2013-01-03 12:15:05 PM
I am so thankful that as a child my parents knew far less about computers than I did.

"Turn that thing off" *turns off monitor* "That's a good lad"
 
2013-01-03 12:15:14 PM
their milkshakes bring all the cops to the yard
 
2013-01-03 12:15:54 PM
They sound like Valium Girls.

/drug me with a shake, I am so sure!
 
2013-01-03 12:17:35 PM
Have these virgins attempted suicide yet?
 
2013-01-03 12:18:01 PM

Jument: It's unclear what the girls did online.

Porn. Duh.


Paying bills?
 
2013-01-03 12:21:01 PM
I make sure my kids are busy on the internet so they won't see me using drugs, or something.
 
2013-01-03 12:23:20 PM
Hit Girl, is that you?
 
2013-01-03 12:24:42 PM
I'm sure the little darlings didn't mean any harm.
 
2013-01-03 12:25:27 PM
Need to update that sign on the side of my van....

"FREE INTERNETZ"
 
2013-01-03 12:26:16 PM
That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills.
 
2013-01-03 12:27:45 PM

tuxq: That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills

children.

FTFY
 
2013-01-03 12:27:53 PM
tuxq:

That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills.

No, we need to ban teenage girls.
 
2013-01-03 12:29:43 PM

The One True TheDavid: tuxq:

That's it, we need to ban sleeping pills.

No, we need to ban teenage girls.


I'm sorry but the solution to teenage girls is more teenage girls
 
2013-01-03 12:30:48 PM

Jument: It's unclear what the girls did online.

Porn. Duh.


Cam Girlz?
 
2013-01-03 12:34:25 PM
My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.
 
2013-01-03 12:34:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-03 12:36:05 PM
Their milkshakes make all the 'rents sleepin' hard.

And they're like, hey, daddy snores.

Damn right, you know daddy snores.
 
2013-01-03 12:36:21 PM
So, the parents are really controlling. The kids learn to be really 'drug your food' controlling. The parents involve the police (this is throwing away your parenting rights). I don't see a winner here, except whoever sold the drugs, and the drug testing kits. Invest now!
 
2013-01-03 12:36:49 PM
They called the cops on them? On one hand, if these 2 were regularly out of control, that might be the right reaction. But if they're just normal teenagers, seems like a bit of overkill. Of course, I'm assuming they drugged them with Lunesta or something similar.
 
2013-01-03 12:37:30 PM
The prosecutor:
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-01-03 12:41:49 PM
Was there  a duffel bag full of cash involved?
 
2013-01-03 12:43:53 PM
The rod hath been spared. Consequences and shiat.
 
2013-01-03 12:44:38 PM
It's not the internet's fault.
 
2013-01-03 12:45:32 PM

Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.


Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.
 
2013-01-03 12:46:10 PM
Maybe you should stop letting your daughters watch Deadly Women on Investigation Discovery, too.  It seems to give them ideas.
 
2013-01-03 12:46:57 PM
That must have been a fun night for the boys over at 4chan.
 
2013-01-03 12:48:57 PM
cache.io9.com

"This is outrageous! Such naughty, naughty vixens!"
 
2013-01-03 12:50:40 PM

Rhypskallion: So, the parents are really controlling. The kids learn to be really 'drug your food' controlling. The parents involve the police (this is throwing away your parenting rights).


This.

What kind of parent is it that thinks, "I fell alseep a little early last night....man oh man...my kids much have drugged me!"  I don't think any of them understand the concept of deescalation.
 
2013-01-03 12:51:50 PM

grinding_journalist: Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.

Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.


Many many years ago I had to fix a friends computer who's kid figured out that the early versions of AOL did not have restrictions. So he would get a old cd, install that version of AOL and watch all the porn he could.
 
2013-01-03 12:57:57 PM
hmmm If I were to do this in my youth, I am fairly sure the police wouldn't be involved.


Father would put my ass through a wall

www.heshone.com
 
2013-01-03 01:00:24 PM
At least it wasnt the folgers switch. I would have noticed.
 
2013-01-03 01:03:39 PM
What's their Fark handle?
 
2013-01-03 01:04:24 PM
img.photobucket.com

Unimpressed.
 
2013-01-03 01:05:30 PM

worlddan: Rhypskallion: So, the parents are really controlling. The kids learn to be really 'drug your food' controlling. The parents involve the police (this is throwing away your parenting rights).

This.

What kind of parent is it that thinks, "I fell alseep a little early last night....man oh man...my kids much have drugged me!"  I don't think any of them understand the concept of deescalation.


You can tell the difference in between getting sleepy and being put to sleep via medication. With some drugs, such as lunesta and ambien you'll actually feel "drunk" have blurred vision, hallucinations, slurred speech etc if you aren't actively attempting to go to sleep. It's not like in the movies, you don't just slump over in your chair and wake up 8 hrs later. So yes, if I had that happen I would wake up going holy fark someone drugged me!
 
2013-01-03 01:06:00 PM

grinding_journalist: Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.

Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.


The best way to deal with inappropriate material on the internet is to put your PC in a common living area when they are young and educate your children about right and wrong and the dangers to be found in public (stress that the internet is 'in public' in every sense) long before they are old enough to have their own devices and desire privacy. They can find a way around any block and subvert any monitoring you give them, but they can't go against a decent upbringing with good basic morality and common sense.

/this works for drugs, sexuality, and many other things as well.
//not the common living area part though
///that gets you sent to jail.
 
2013-01-03 01:08:29 PM

grinding_journalist: Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.

Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.



1. 2 wifi routers, one goes through a proxy and gets disabled when I say.

2. Done via the proxy.

3. I work in IT, not going to be a problem.
 
2013-01-03 01:15:15 PM

Atharaenea: They called the cops on them? On one hand, if these 2 were regularly out of control, that might be the right reaction. But if they're just normal teenagers, seems like a bit of overkill. Of course, I'm assuming they drugged them with Lunesta or something similar.


Your definition of 'normal teenagers' includes 'drugging their parents'?
 
2013-01-03 01:16:43 PM

grinding_journalist: Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.

Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.


I plan on setting up logging and whatnot, but I also plan on not letting the kids know. I figure I was allowed free space to get into trouble, I will grant them the same. Also, since they may or maynot figure out I'm watching, they are less likely to cover their tracks. So that I can keep watching, so if I think they are getting over their head, I can step in.
 
2013-01-03 01:17:13 PM
Dear penthouse...
 
2013-01-03 01:17:24 PM
It's unclear what the girls did online.

t1.gstatic.com

Fish for items from their Amazon wishlists?
 
2013-01-03 01:20:20 PM
img839.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-03 01:23:20 PM

grinding_journalist: Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.

Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.


You have a kid on the way, and your discussing now what to do 5-7 years down the road?
Dude, by that time kids will have WiFi implants in their brains and they will know how to use it better than you because you will be old.
 
2013-01-03 01:30:50 PM

jst3p: It's unclear what the girls did online.

[t1.gstatic.com image 243x207]

Fish for items from their Amazon wishlists?


There's a blast from the relatively recent past.
 
2013-01-03 01:31:27 PM

grinding_journalist: Ksilebo: My method was installing a keylogger on the family computer. Still one of our favorite family stories.

Been discussing it with folks since I have a kid on the way; the best solution I've come up with is:

1. Rotating PW for house wifi.
2. Tell the kids that they can search for what they want, but I'll have monitoring software that tells me. If they get into things that they shouldn't, there will be consequences. Have to make them accountable for their own farkups.
3. Acknowledge that my kids will probably be smarter than me, and figure out ways around said restrictions.


Or you could just TALK to your children. That's what we do. They know that if they're looking at anything I might deem inappropriate, they need to ask me or stop looking at it. And we always have had the kids' computer in the living room (not in the bedroom until they're older and have proven themselves). So from time to time, I hear the boys (9 & 11) on the computer and one will say to the other, "I don't think this is appropriate," and they move on to something else.

I'm all for accountability. But maybe talking to your kids about some of the stuff that's out there and WHY it's inappropriate would be a good idea.
 
2013-01-03 01:34:04 PM

Uniquely Common: You can tell the difference in between getting sleepy and being put to sleep via medication. With some drugs, such as lunesta and ambien you'll actually feel "drunk" have blurred vision, hallucinations, slurred speech etc if you aren't actively attempting to go to sleep. It's not like in the movies, you don't just slump over in your chair and wake up 8 hrs later.


No indeed. For that you'd need a mickey. Darn kids must have slipped 'em some mickeys, is what. Maybe socked 'em with the brass knuckles while they were at it. Might have slapped 'em with a black-jack too.
 
2013-01-03 01:35:21 PM
In the good ol days these future welfare recipients would have feared the impending ass beating enough that this would have never crossed their minds.
 
2013-01-03 01:36:46 PM

worlddan: Rhypskallion: So, the parents are really controlling. The kids learn to be really 'drug your food' controlling. The parents involve the police (this is throwing away your parenting rights).

This.

What kind of parent is it that thinks, "I fell alseep a little early last night....man oh man...my kids much have drugged me!"  I don't think any of them understand the concept of deescalation.


You apparently don't understand the concept of teaching children the consequences of serious actions. Please do not breed soon, as I don't think you're fit to be a parent just yet.
 
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