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(The Sun)   Excuse me ma'am, is your tail wagging out of control, or are you just happy to see me?   ( divider line
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2013-01-03 10:20:50 AM  
7 votes:
"Even better, your partner could also wear one for the both of you to add a level of subconscious communication."

I think if you and your date both show up wearing electronic tails, there's no point in dating. You're meant to be. You found the one other person in the world who thought this was a good idea, so might as well just get married right there and settle down to raise some very screwed up children.

The reception will be held at an anthro-con.
2013-01-03 10:39:05 AM  
4 votes:
Sorry, It has a mind of its own...
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2013-01-03 09:31:35 AM  
4 votes:
For any who think this is great,
Allow me to set you all straight.
Since I have my worries
Those god-awful Furries
Will ruin it straight from the gate.
2013-01-03 10:18:06 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-01-03 11:50:58 AM  
2 votes:
First  Necomimi. Now this?

The Furry assimilation has begun.  Resistance is futile.

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2013-01-03 11:32:38 AM  
2 votes:
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/*According to Jay Mohr, anyway.
2013-01-03 10:27:03 AM  
2 votes:

Shostie: "mam?"

Come on, subby.

I love it when women wag their mams.
2013-01-03 10:18:43 AM  
2 votes:
I have an anterior tail that helps others gauge when I'm happy.
2013-01-03 10:14:35 AM  
2 votes:
If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk the dog.
2013-01-03 11:19:26 AM  
1 vote:
I've seen these before. The method of atachment probably differs greatly, though.
2013-01-03 11:08:06 AM  
1 vote:

Big Man On Campus: I guess this is a product that only women would need?

Nonono. Men's tails wag when they're happy. Women's tails twitch before they attack.
2013-01-03 10:47:20 AM  
1 vote:
Now I could have a valid excuse to sniff ass.
2013-01-03 10:34:50 AM  
1 vote:
My Tailly is quite the whacker
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