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(The Sun)   Excuse me ma'am, is your tail wagging out of control, or are you just happy to see me?   ( ) divider line
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12541 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2013 at 10:13 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-03 10:20:50 AM  
4 votes:
"Even better, your partner could also wear one for the both of you to add a level of subconscious communication."

I think if you and your date both show up wearing electronic tails, there's no point in dating. You're meant to be. You found the one other person in the world who thought this was a good idea, so might as well just get married right there and settle down to raise some very screwed up children.

The reception will be held at an anthro-con.
2013-01-03 11:08:06 AM  
2 votes:

Big Man On Campus: I guess this is a product that only women would need?

Nonono. Men's tails wag when they're happy. Women's tails twitch before they attack.
2013-01-03 10:18:06 AM  
2 votes:
2013-01-03 09:31:35 AM  
2 votes:
For any who think this is great,
Allow me to set you all straight.
Since I have my worries
Those god-awful Furries
Will ruin it straight from the gate.
2013-01-03 10:35:15 AM  
1 vote:
I'm more concerned what this will do to the phrase, "I want to get some tail."
2013-01-03 09:55:34 AM  
1 vote:

Come on, subby.
2013-01-03 09:54:54 AM  
1 vote:
Call me when there's footage of a decent looking broad farking herself with it.
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