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(The Sun)   Excuse me ma'am, is your tail wagging out of control, or are you just happy to see me?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 45
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2013-01-03 09:31:35 AM  
For any who think this is great,
Allow me to set you all straight.
Since I have my worries
Those god-awful Furries
Will ruin it straight from the gate.
 
2013-01-03 09:54:54 AM  
Call me when there's footage of a decent looking broad farking herself with it.
 
2013-01-03 09:55:34 AM  
"mam?"

Come on, subby.
 
2013-01-03 10:14:35 AM  
If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk the dog.
 
2013-01-03 10:16:33 AM  
A tail?
heylady.net
 
2013-01-03 10:17:34 AM  
The Kickstarter project for it is not doing too well, however.
 
2013-01-03 10:17:35 AM  
I'm pretty sure after I sent the third one back as "defective" the company would just give me a refund. So I'll save them the trouble and just not buy it.
 
2013-01-03 10:18:06 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-03 10:18:28 AM  
I guess this is a product that only women would need?
 
2013-01-03 10:18:43 AM  
I have an anterior tail that helps others gauge when I'm happy.
 
2013-01-03 10:20:18 AM  
Um, they realize that your heart rate also goes up when you're scared or angry right? Does it also stick straight out or curl between the legs?
 
2013-01-03 10:20:50 AM  
"Even better, your partner could also wear one for the both of you to add a level of subconscious communication."

I think if you and your date both show up wearing electronic tails, there's no point in dating. You're meant to be. You found the one other person in the world who thought this was a good idea, so might as well just get married right there and settle down to raise some very screwed up children.

The reception will be held at an anthro-con.
 
2013-01-03 10:21:58 AM  

MaxxLarge: For any who think this is great,
Allow me to set you all straight.
Since I have my worries
Those god-awful Furries
Will ruin it straight from the gate.


The furries already have them; they just don't mass market their homebrew suit accessories.
 
2013-01-03 10:23:57 AM  
The inventor has a great name

Reminds me of this (pops SFW)
 
2013-01-03 10:27:02 AM  
Oh great, something new for creepy perverts to use.
 
2013-01-03 10:27:03 AM  

Shostie: "mam?"

Come on, subby.


I love it when women wag their mams.
 
2013-01-03 10:34:14 AM  
"A fool and his money..."
 
2013-01-03 10:34:50 AM  
My Tailly is quite the whacker
 
2013-01-03 10:35:15 AM  
I'm more concerned what this will do to the phrase, "I want to get some tail."
 
2013-01-03 10:39:05 AM  
Sorry, It has a mind of its own...
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-03 10:47:20 AM  
Now I could have a valid excuse to sniff ass.
 
2013-01-03 10:48:11 AM  
Coupled with the Japanese cat ear invention, too, this is a furry's dream.

As soon as I saw the headline, I knew it was a Japanese invention.
 
2013-01-03 11:03:04 AM  
www.magweb.com

Well what do they care it's not their tail, is it.

/Obscure?
 
2013-01-03 11:08:06 AM  

Big Man On Campus: I guess this is a product that only women would need?


Nonono. Men's tails wag when they're happy. Women's tails twitch before they attack.
 
2013-01-03 11:15:45 AM  
Brings new meaning to a piece of tail.
 
2013-01-03 11:19:26 AM  
I've seen these before. The method of atachment probably differs greatly, though.
 
2013-01-03 11:25:33 AM  
You could even wear Tailly on a date and express your true feelings through the wagging tail.

So punching your date is out now?
 
2013-01-03 11:28:38 AM  
Japanese Shota Ishiwatari, the brains behind the accessory

Why am I not surprised?
 
2013-01-03 11:31:55 AM  
But does it lift when she's horny?
 
2013-01-03 11:32:38 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

*approves.

/*According to Jay Mohr, anyway.
 
2013-01-03 11:42:20 AM  

stuffy: But does it lift when she's horny?


Pulls to one side for better access.
 
2013-01-03 11:47:14 AM  

probesport: If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk the dog.


They need reptilian tails so I can walk the dinosaur.
 
2013-01-03 11:47:24 AM  
Considering my hr goes up more when I am angry or annoyed, I'll need one in a tabby stripe pattern.
 
2013-01-03 11:50:58 AM  
First  Necomimi. Now this?

The Furry assimilation has begun.  Resistance is futile.

media.techeblog.com
 
2013-01-03 12:16:37 PM  

Shostie: "mam?"

Come on, subby.


I know it looks awkward, Subbs, but "ma'am" is the correct spelling. I promise. It comes from the word "madam," and is used as an informal substitute. See how that works?

Additional note: while researching the above post, I learned that "ma'am" is used in the UK only to refer to female royalty, and it would be inappropriate to address a random woman thusly. Such is a uniquely American colloquialism. However, if you are British, you do not get a pass on the headline. Unless you are sure that the woman you are addressing is a member of a Mayan people of southwestern Guatemala, you may not use "mam," and must write the more formal "madam."

TMYK
 
2013-01-03 12:37:26 PM  
OH FINE! Fix the headline and make me look bad! Trust me y'all. It said "mam."

**shakes tiny fist**
 
2013-01-03 01:00:56 PM  

Apos: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x252]

*approves.

/*According to Jay Mohr, anyway.


Whoa! Don't mess with Chris today! Look at his tail!
 
2013-01-03 01:24:03 PM  
I believe The Cramps had this covered...
farm1.static.flickr.com

/wag that tail, baby you can't fail
 
2013-01-03 02:38:35 PM  
uc.exteenblog.com
one step closer....
 
2013-01-03 03:21:32 PM  

DJ Salinger: First  Necomimi. Now this?

The Furry assimilation has begun.  Resistance is futile.

[media.techeblog.com image 450x492]


Do you have to think in Japanese to use those?
 
2013-01-03 04:22:57 PM  

zinny: I've seen these before. The method of atachment probably differs greatly, though.


The ones you're thinking about don't wag.

Usually.
 
2013-01-03 05:07:11 PM  

GranoblasticMan: probesport: If you don't know how to do it, I'll show you how to walk the dog.

They need reptilian tails so I can walk the dinosaur.


ackalacka boom boom.
 
2013-01-03 05:53:53 PM  
Strangely enough, I just saw this today on Hackaday....

http://hackaday.com/2013/01/03/tentacles-and-phalanges-made-from-drin k ing-straws/
http://hackaday.com/2012/10/02/whatever-a-fear-of-fingers-is-this-is- i t/
http://www.instructables.com/id/Spring-Loaded-Drinking-Straw-Hinges/
 
2013-01-04 12:15:21 AM  
I blame Icky Pop
 
2013-01-04 12:48:38 AM  

MaxxLarge: For any who think this is great,
Allow me to set you all straight.
Since I have my worries
Those god-awful Furries
Will ruin it straight from the gate.


We are, after all, talking about a country that embraced the fandom rather readily.
 
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