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2013-01-03 10:16:03 AM
"BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber's Has a New Tattoo"

Justin Bieber's what has a new tattoo?
 
2013-01-03 10:54:43 AM
Over in one. Nothing else worth saying about this bullshiat story.
 
2013-01-03 11:07:56 AM
"Many of the singer's tattoos have religious significance, including one on his ribcage that reads "Yeshua," which means "Jesus" in Hebrew.
He also inked a portrait of Jesus wearing a crown of thorns on his leg
."

Reach deep into your pocketbooks and give praise. He is now the new Messiah.
 
2013-01-03 11:12:07 AM
Aren't we about due for the next untalented wonder boy to excrete itself from the bowels of the Internet?
 
2013-01-03 11:19:07 AM

HulkHands: "BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber's Has a New Tattoo"

Justin Bieber's what has a new tattoo?


His has. It's been cast as Tattoo in another reboot of "Fantasy Island".
 
2013-01-03 11:27:26 AM
He's got a theme restaurant with a midget host?
 
2013-01-03 11:29:14 AM
That's it, tattoo culture pronounced dead at the scene.

If Justin Beiber isn't mainstream, what is?
 
2013-01-03 11:34:01 AM
How it got here I haven't a clue.
 
2013-01-03 12:15:32 PM
That tat is going to look pretty fugly once he's done growing.
 
2013-01-03 12:17:30 PM
Ah, so that's what that dumbass paparazzo ran into traffic to photograph...
 
2013-01-03 12:21:31 PM
You can almost see her tits in that pic!
 
2013-01-03 12:22:05 PM
Well, he's a man now, thanks to that.

/a-rooty-toot-toot
 
2013-01-03 12:23:37 PM

ITGreen:

If Justin Beiber isn't mainstream, what is?


Tattoos.
 
2013-01-03 12:24:09 PM
"You got a Unicorn, Butterfly, Angel Wings, Inner Thigh Queer Tattoo, that's a Queer Tattoo"
 
2013-01-03 12:24:52 PM
Again media, stop trying to make everyone else care what 13 year old girls care about.
 
2013-01-03 12:25:08 PM
Our not-news is starting to smell suspiciously like everyone elses not-news.
 
2013-01-03 12:26:13 PM
Seriously, two Bieber threads in a row?
 
2013-01-03 12:30:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-03 12:33:15 PM

nathanjr: Seriously, two Bieber threads in a row?


I larfed. Well played.
 
2013-01-03 12:33:18 PM
This just in: I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but it looks like it's about to deep throat a tattoo...

static1.purepeople.com
 
2013-01-03 12:37:24 PM
Did he get the 17th chapel?
 
2013-01-03 12:57:35 PM
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free...

It's got Paul Anka's guarantee!

(Guarantee void in Tennessee)
 
2013-01-03 01:21:34 PM
I don't know why Justin Bieber gets such a beatdown from all the music hipsters.

I for one really enjoyed "How I Beat Shaq"
 
2013-01-03 01:23:36 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 665x800]


www.washingtonpost.com

/yeah yeah, I know she's already of age
//still doesn't change the fact that she looks like a 10-year-old's head pasted onto a 20-year-old's body
 
kab
2013-01-03 01:25:41 PM

browntimmy: Again media, stop trying to make everyone else care what 13 year old girls care about.


Who's the worst? The article writer, the FARK submitter, or the mod who gave it the greenlight?
 
2013-01-03 01:36:49 PM

kab: browntimmy: Again media, stop trying to make everyone else care what 13 year old girls care about.

Who's the worst? The article writer, the FARK submitter, or the mod who gave it the greenlight?


I am hoping like hell that the mod held onto it just so it could be the next thread after the "Next up: who's gay?" thread.
 
2013-01-03 01:49:34 PM
Remember when tattoos were edgy and cool? Now 15 year old girls and Justin Bieber are tatted up. I'll pass.
 
2013-01-03 01:58:09 PM
Is it the name of a paparazzi photographer and a hash mark?
 
2013-01-03 02:00:16 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 665x800]

[www.washingtonpost.com image 296x444]

/yeah yeah, I know she's already of age
//still doesn't change the fact that she looks like a 10-year-old's head pasted onto a 20-year-old's body


Or, in other words, just 'cuz you're squicked out means that other people can't fantasize about her.
 
2013-01-03 02:02:07 PM

Zombie DJ: Is it the name of a paparazzi photographer and a hash mark?


I think you meant skid mark.
 
2013-01-03 02:14:12 PM

Angry Buddha: nathanjr: Seriously, two Bieber threads in a row?

I larfed. Well played.


That's what I thought as well.
 
2013-01-03 02:16:13 PM

HulkHands: Justin Bieber's what has a new tattoo?


Well, they're obviously not saying, but the tattoo says "Welcome Aboard!" Your guess.
 
2013-01-03 02:26:18 PM
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but if one had a tattoo I'd assume it was ass antlers.
 
2013-01-03 02:33:44 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Beiber got Tattoo on his leg...
 
2013-01-03 03:05:30 PM
"I wanted to get this because to me it represents being a strong independent woman, and obviously I love leopards/leopard print! The crown represents being a queen and being fabulous."

My hobby? Taking quotes by others in the same article and applying them way out of context.
 
2013-01-03 04:15:33 PM
I'll alert the medias!
 
2013-01-03 04:34:04 PM
All that money and he's getting flash from an artist that can't even make straight lines?
 
2013-01-03 06:05:20 PM

IrateShadow: All that money and he's getting flash from an artist that can't even make straight lines?


THANK YOU!
 
2013-01-03 06:26:29 PM

ITGreen: That's it, tattoo culture pronounced dead at the scene.

If Justin Beiber isn't mainstream, what is?


I pray for the day when Bieber gets giant cursive lettering or nautical stars on his sternum, just to see all the hipsters running to laser removal clinics in droves.
 
2013-01-03 07:03:22 PM
Lamborghini...tattoo...teenybopper girlfriends...

I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but I think it's having a midlife crisis.
 
2013-01-03 07:07:45 PM

Godscrack: "Many of the singer's tattoos have religious significance, including one on his ribcage that reads "Yeshua," which means "Jesus" in Hebrew.
He also inked a portrait of Jesus wearing a crown of thorns on his leg."

Reach deep into your pocketbooks and give praise. He is now the new Messiah.


"Jesus", "Joshua", "Tomato", "Tomahto"...
 
2013-01-03 08:07:31 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: //still doesn't change the fact that she looks like a 10-year-old's head pasted onto a 20-year-old's body


You're right, she is hot.
 
2013-01-03 08:58:44 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: ITGreen: That's it, tattoo culture pronounced dead at the scene.

If Justin Beiber isn't mainstream, what is?

I pray for the day when Bieber gets giant cursive lettering or nautical stars on his sternum, just to see all the hipsters running to laser removal clinics in droves.


Well, he has already ruined Ducatis.
 
2013-01-04 12:05:51 AM

LectertheChef: FuryOfFirestorm: ITGreen: That's it, tattoo culture pronounced dead at the scene.

If Justin Beiber isn't mainstream, what is?

I pray for the day when Bieber gets giant cursive lettering or nautical stars on his sternum, just to see all the hipsters running to laser removal clinics in droves.

Well, he has already ruined Ducatis.


They were ruined long, long ago.

/Duc owner
 
2013-01-04 07:28:08 AM
eloquentscience.com
/oblig
 
2013-01-04 11:51:54 AM

sniderman: [eloquentscience.com image 790x431]
/oblig


Need this for my office; thank you!
 
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