ramblinwreck: Why were the detectives so butt-hurt over being denied service?
JackieRabbit: Denny's: "Hello, Police? We have an armed robbery in progress! PLease come quickly!"Police: "Yeah, about that... We're pretty backed up just now. We'll get there when we can. In the meantime, please tell the perps that guns are not allowed in Denny's. That's should take care of it."
here to help: Captain Sax said, "I've never known anybody that didn't want a police officer present in an establishment in a business it's added security it's absolutely what they want."You keep believing that, Captain Oinkers.Cops are terrible customers... especially in packs at bars. Gangbangers are more well behaved.
DeathBySmiley: Oh no!Someone who owns that franchise store made a decision about that business conservatives disagree with! They should go to jail!Because freedom and the tenth amendment. Or something like that.
Coming on a Bicycle: I'm sure that the people who normally argue: 'their place, their rules' are going to have a civilized discussion here.
Benjamin Orr: I know this is fark and all... but maybe you should rtfa
Waldo Pepper: and before they left another manager came over and said they could stay
Buffalo77: Here's your test to tell whether you are an idiot.Scenario: 9/11, planes flying into bldg. America doesn't know how many other planes out there are potential missiles.You look up and see several F-15s patrolling the skies around NYC.If you are scared at that sight, you are an idiot or from Pakistan.
Mrbogey: Well what would have happened if another diner decided to grab their gun? A shootout would occur and people might get shot.It's just not worth it. Common sense people. C'mon.
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