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(Huffington Post)   Boehner says he will no longer have any one-on-one meetings with President Obama, is reportedly tired of being beaten like he owes money   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 114
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2013-01-03 08:54:03 AM  
I haven't seen a Boehner so thoroughly beaten since Walter Koenig's son saw Joanna Kerns and Tracy Gold naked while filming Growing Pains and decided to show Kirk Cameron just what else God created to fit perfectly in your hand.
 
2013-01-03 09:06:41 AM  
Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.
 
2013-01-03 09:08:22 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


LOL! You're good! Try standup with something original.
 
2013-01-03 09:08:30 AM  
Probably won't be Speaker much longer anyway, so there won't be further opportunities for 1:1 meetings.

Whiny little shiat.
 
2013-01-03 09:08:35 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a Boehner so thoroughly beaten since Walter Koenig's son saw Joanna Kerns and Tracy Gold naked while filming Growing Pains and decided to show Kirk Cameron just what else God created to fit perfectly in your hand.


Dennis Miller, is that you?
 
2013-01-03 09:08:42 AM  
I guess the ass and tear ducts can only take so much.
 
2013-01-03 09:08:44 AM  
What exactly is the point of negotiating with Boehner? He can't get his caucus to accept the agreements he makes.
 
2013-01-03 09:09:40 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


The person who posted this actually exists. And likely, votes.
Don't tell me Americans don't get the government we deserve. We probably deserve worse.
 
2013-01-03 09:10:03 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


Never lose sight of the fact that you are ill-informed.
 
2013-01-03 09:10:03 AM  
Oh, what're you gonna do, John, cry about...well shiat, he already did.
 
2013-01-03 09:10:05 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


As a general rule, one should avoid trying to insult people with words they don't know how to spell.
 
2013-01-03 09:10:18 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


hahahaha, nice troll sir. Btw, so how's that fiscal cliff going? Oh, that's right. We're only in this position because Boehner and crew didn't want only 98% of what they asked for, they wanted all of it. Should we expect the same thing in 2 months with the debt ceiling fight or is Boehner going to be willing to compromise?
 
2013-01-03 09:10:21 AM  
"You can't fire me, I quit!"

/What an im-bess-ill
//What an ultra-maroon
 
2013-01-03 09:10:32 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


I sure hope you're a one off that gets bored easily, cause you aren't very good at this
 
2013-01-03 09:11:25 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Never lose sight of the fact that you are ill-informed ill-infromed.


FTFY
 
2013-01-03 09:11:25 AM  

jso2897: TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.

The person who posted this actually exists. And likely, votes.
Don't tell me Americans don't get the government we deserve. We probably deserve worse.


We deserve a shiatty government because of Internet trolls? Sure, whatever.
 
2013-01-03 09:12:42 AM  

somedude210: TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.

hahahaha, nice troll sir. Btw, so how's that fiscal cliff going? Oh, that's right. We're only in this position because Boehner and crew didn't want only 98% of what they asked for, they wanted all of it. Should we expect the same thing in 2 months with the debt ceiling fight or is Boehner going to be willing to compromise?


Well, setting aside the fact that a generic, subjective remark like that is meaningless, since it could be applied to any human being alive.
 
2013-01-03 09:12:45 AM  
He will no longer have one on one meetings with President Obama because he's not going to be speaker of the house anymore.
 
2013-01-03 09:13:53 AM  

CPennypacker: He will no longer have one on one meetings with President Obama because he's not going to be speaker of the house anymore.


Let's be honest... who else is there? No one else has the support to make the cut.
 
2013-01-03 09:14:36 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Joanna Kerns and Tracy Gold naked


Well, there goes my morning.
 
2013-01-03 09:14:55 AM  

js34603: jso2897: TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.

The person who posted this actually exists. And likely, votes.
Don't tell me Americans don't get the government we deserve. We probably deserve worse.

We deserve a shiatty government because of Internet trolls? Sure, whatever.


Those internet trolls are real people - they vote. We deserve the government we have because we elect it.
Or is it your theory that it is inflicted on us by some outside agency?
 
2013-01-03 09:14:58 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: CPennypacker: He will no longer have one on one meetings with President Obama because he's not going to be speaker of the house anymore.

Let's be honest... who else is there? No one else has the support to make the cut.


True. Cantor may split the vote but  Boehner will still have the majority of votes. I'd love to see Pelosi toss her hat in the ring just as a "fark you, John"
 
2013-01-03 09:16:09 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: CPennypacker: He will no longer have one on one meetings with President Obama because he's not going to be speaker of the house anymore.

Let's be honest... who else is there? No one else has the support to make the cut.


Some FReepers are pushing for Newty pie since they believe that, "The Constitution doesn't say the speaker HAS to be a sitting member of congress." Yes, this is what FReetards actually believe.
 
2013-01-03 09:16:13 AM  
Complaint that Obama is talking to him and that Boehner and the GOP don't know what kind of bill he would sign in 3...2....1....
 
2013-01-03 09:16:47 AM  

js34603: jso2897: TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.

The person who posted this actually exists. And likely, votes.
Don't tell me Americans don't get the government we deserve. We probably deserve worse.

We deserve a shiatty government because of Internet trolls? Sure, whatever.


He's saying tiki whatsit up there believes what he's saying. Which isn't a stretch. That idiotic twerp would fit right in on a Yahoo news comments board.
 
2013-01-03 09:17:01 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


And this, ladies and gentleman, is what an alternate universe looks like.
 
2013-01-03 09:18:37 AM  
John Boehner couldn't lead a gang of alcoholics to a bar.
 
2013-01-03 09:18:44 AM  
He can't deliver on anything he negotiates anyway. I'm sure the President is heartbroken.
 
2013-01-03 09:20:50 AM  

GoodyearPimp: FirstNationalBastard: Joanna Kerns and Tracy Gold naked

Well, there goes my morning.


Tracey Gold aged well.

www.etonline.com
 
2013-01-03 09:20:55 AM  
He could always talk to THE BIDEN.

29.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-03 09:21:17 AM  
Four years of, "Obama never reaches out! He dictates! He won't talk to us!" now we get, "I'm not talking to Obama anymore."

You can't make this shiat up
 
2013-01-03 09:21:31 AM  

jso2897: Those internet trolls are real people - they vote


Well to be fair, that one sounds like a 14-year-old who just dropped in from 4chan.
 
2013-01-03 09:21:38 AM  

skygod: TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.

And this, ladies and gentleman, is what an alternate universe looks like.


Looks more like the cowboy universe.
 
2013-01-03 09:21:43 AM  
Probably for the best. Obama's pimp hand needs some time off.
 
2013-01-03 09:21:46 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


U funni.
 
2013-01-03 09:21:52 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: John Boehner couldn't lead a gang of alcoholics to a bar.


But he could lead a group of umpalumpas to a spray tannery.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-01-03 09:22:30 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


You know how I know you're a troll?
 
2013-01-03 09:23:39 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


You misspelled Boehner and McConnell.
 
2013-01-03 09:23:55 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a Boehner so thoroughly beaten since Walter Koenig's son saw Joanna Kerns and Tracy Gold naked while filming Growing Pains and decided to show Kirk Cameron just what else God created to fit perfectly in your hand.


::pours cereal down the sink:: I didn't need to eat that
 
2013-01-03 09:24:10 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: John Boehner couldn't lead a gang of alcoholics to a bar.


If he did that there might be less booze for him.
 
2013-01-03 09:24:44 AM  

Saiga410: But he could lead a group of umpalumpas Oompa Loopmas to a spray tannery.


FTFM
 
2013-01-03 09:25:25 AM  
Er, Loompa, even.
 
2013-01-03 09:25:38 AM  

mrmyxolodian: Four years of, "Obama never reaches out! He dictates! He won't talk to us!" now we get, "I'm not talking to Obama anymore."

You can't make this shiat up


If they warp reality any further, they might invent warp drive.
 
2013-01-03 09:26:00 AM  
Being unreasonable is more difficult to do when one is not part of an angry mob.
 
2013-01-03 09:26:53 AM  
Word, Mr Boehner. I, too, will be eschewing any one on one meetings with the president. It will be equally impact full to the legislative process.

Regards,

Uranus is Huge!
 
2013-01-03 09:26:57 AM  
After today's vote, he'll have no reason to meet with the President anyway, so the position is moot.
 
2013-01-03 09:27:17 AM  

GoodyearPimp: FirstNationalBastard: Joanna Kerns and Tracy Gold naked

Well, there goes my morning.


"Then Joanna said grab the big one"

i.ytimg.com

Poor Tracy:

i43.tower.com
 
2013-01-03 09:27:23 AM  

DGS: TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.

You know how I know you're a troll?


He loves Coldplay?
 
2013-01-03 09:27:34 AM  

TIKIMAN87: Meeting with Obama or that douch Reid is useless.

They are children and only want to get their way.


i49.tinypic.com

/po ta to
 
2013-01-03 09:28:21 AM  
Beginning two years from now, things will be much, much different.
 
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