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(Telegraph)   Speculation rife that Best Korea may have a new littlUn   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 27
    More: Interesting, North Korea, Kim Jong, South Korean government, Yonhap  
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2013-01-03 09:39:57 AM
"In Bestest Korea, the birth
Will get every fable it's worth!
He's born on a mountain!
In huge marble fountain!
Atop greatest country on Earth!"
 
2013-01-03 10:18:50 AM
Rape baby
 
2013-01-03 10:20:44 AM
This sounds like this poor country is looking at another slippery slope.
 
2013-01-03 10:21:19 AM
Sounds like she gave birth to a girl, if I'm reading between the lines correctly.
 
2013-01-03 10:22:39 AM
Lucky kid to be born with silver chopsticks in his mouth. Probably makes the unicorn taste better.
 
2013-01-03 10:22:58 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: This sounds like this poor country is looking at another slippery slope.


V>_<V  what you did there.
 
2013-01-03 10:27:41 AM
He was probably just eating at the Y and got carried away .
 
2013-01-03 10:39:53 AM
Wonder if this baby will be born under a triple rainbow, greeted by a flock of sparrows, and basically one-up everything that happened when Dear Leader Kim Jong il was born.

/Scored a 17 in 18 holes of golf its first time
 
2013-01-03 10:40:36 AM
Is it just me or does it seem that these days NK is "in the news" pretty much every time you turn around (whereas for the past several number of years you'd hardly hear much from over there)?
 
2013-01-03 10:42:42 AM
Well, he can't be outdone by Kate and William, now can he?
 
2013-01-03 10:43:26 AM

special20: Lucky kid to be born with silver chopsticks in his mouth. Probably makes the unicorn taste better.


Ghetto compared to:

ibdp.huluim.com
 
2013-01-03 10:45:54 AM
Every time I see videos and pictures from that country I laugh and wonder if they really think they are fooling anyone outside their own country.
 
2013-01-03 10:51:36 AM

Profedius: Every time I see videos and pictures from that country I laugh and wonder if they really think they are fooling anyone outside their own country.


Republicans or North Koreans?
 
2013-01-03 11:05:30 AM
Maybe they can make the kid ambassador to Congo someday:
December 27. 2012 Juch 101

Feats of Kim Jong Suk Praised by Figures of Peru, Democratic Congo
Pyongyang, December 27 (KCNA) -- A meeting took place in Peru on Dec. 10 and a seminar in Democratic Congo on Dec. 20 to mark the 95th birth anniversary of anti-Japanese war hero Kim Jong Suk.

On display at the venues of the events were works of Generalissimos Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il and books introducing Songun Korea.

The chairman of the Peruvian Committee for Remembering Generalissimo Kim Jong Il said that the greatest exploit of Kim Jong Suk was that she successfully brought up Kim Jong Il to be the son of Korea, guerrillas and the people, providing a guarantee for victory of the Korean revolution and accomplishment of the socialist cause.

The curator of Kim Jong Suk Library in Peru said that Kim Jong Suk was the model of loyalist who took the lead in devotedly defending and carrying out the idea and line of President Kim Il Sung and the outstanding leader of the women's movement. Though her life was short, her undying feats will shine long with the history of the world women's movement, the curator added.

The chairman of the Youth Group for the Study of the Juche Idea in Democratic Congo and other speakers said Kim Jong Suk was the ardent revolutionary and genuine patriot who devoted herself to the liberation of Korea and building of new Korea.

Her patriotic life is now further shining along with the DPRK which is making steady leaping progress under the wise leadership of the dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un, they stressed.
 
2013-01-03 11:05:49 AM
She is gripping her stomach in every shot. I bet she had a c-section and had to attend this just days later.
 
db2
2013-01-03 11:21:44 AM
I'm hearing that the baby stands five feet eleven inches tall, and weighs 170 lbs.
 
2013-01-03 11:31:11 AM
nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-03 12:42:27 PM
This was handled in season 6

static.tvguide.com
 
2013-01-03 01:50:56 PM
static.portent.com

/approves
 
2013-01-03 02:37:33 PM
She probably just ate a grape or something.
 
2013-01-03 02:40:37 PM

TheOther: special20: Lucky kid to be born with silver chopsticks in his mouth. Probably makes the unicorn taste better.

Ghetto compared to:

[ibdp.huluim.com image 512x288]


I'm not so sure about that. Ruling with absolute power, even in a shiathole like North Korea, can easily provide digs like that...
 
2013-01-03 03:05:12 PM
Am I the only one who was weirded out by how over enthusiastic those people were in the video of the celebration? I mean, all they were doing was showing a video of a rocket (looked like a 70s era US rocket) launching.

It looks like a really interesting place to visit, though.
 
2013-01-03 03:34:35 PM
Died at birth.  The baby they'll present to the world is totally a changeling.

/I have no reason to think this, except that it's Best Korea and you know they'll fark it up
 
2013-01-03 04:16:20 PM
I want to know what kind of underwear North Korean women wear.

Is that weird?
 
2013-01-03 04:36:55 PM
So RiRi has had a baby? How did Chris Brown get past North Korea's best armed guards to achieve this feat?
 
2013-01-03 06:24:00 PM

MaxxLarge: "In Bestest Korea, the birth
Will get every fable it's worth!
He's born on a mountain!
In huge marble fountain!
Atop greatest country on Earth!"


Feeling the rhythm today are we?

I'm glad someone else displays an urge to break things into verse for no reason.
 
2013-01-04 11:44:57 AM

mikefinch: I'm glad someone else displays an urge to break things into verse for no reason.


Technically, Maxxlarge and SherKhan are the PRIMARY ones who do. And have for years. Anyone ELSE is "someone else."
 
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