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(Yahoo)   Wade Boggs is Kevin Costner   ( divider line
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1999 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Jan 2013 at 10:44 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-03 10:48:31 AM  
If you build it and sell it to a professional athlete they will come!
2013-01-03 11:03:00 AM  
Is he going to open a Carpet World there?
2013-01-03 11:34:08 AM  

Banacek: Is he going to open a Carpet World there?

And one last piece of advice, Liz Lemon, from someone who's been on this side of the business for a long time. Wade Boggs' Carpet World.
2013-01-03 11:36:25 AM  
Wade, people will come Wade. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your baseball megaplex not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the most state of the art training facility imaginable. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $500 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and a monument to commercialism they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves in a temperature controlled dome. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, for another $300, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in Evian waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Wade. The one constant through all the years, Wade, has been money. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But money has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Wade. It reminds of us of all that once was sold and it could be again. Oh... people will come Wade. People will most definitely come. And pay.
2013-01-03 11:41:14 AM  
Those sunglasses look abnormally small on his face.
2013-01-03 11:48:06 AM  
Ease his pain

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Go the distance

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2013-01-03 12:46:11 PM  
Did he ever get his pants back from the guys at Cheers?
2013-01-03 12:51:42 PM  
Wade Boggs drinks his own pee???
2013-01-03 01:00:16 PM  
I'll go, as long as the 70th beer is free.
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