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(NBC News)   Naked man breaks into house, chokes dog, bites homeowner, gets shot. Thankfully, the dog is okay   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 35
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2013-01-03 08:26:23 AM  
Two shots, only hit the leg?

The man was naked and choking your dog in your house, man. Center of mass.
 
2013-01-03 08:45:50 AM  
Police said he tried to bite the homeowners and police and workers at the hospital, and may be under the influence of drugs.

Or maybe he's a werewolf.
 
2013-01-03 09:11:30 AM  
You never hear about guns stopping crimes though.
 
2013-01-03 09:50:58 AM  
Poor dog getting choked twice. Crappy day for him.
 
2013-01-03 11:17:27 AM  

I_C_Weener: You never hear about guns stopping crimes though.


I think we just did?
 
2013-01-03 11:18:29 AM  
aristocrats?
 
2013-01-03 11:19:30 AM  
again?
 
2013-01-03 11:19:57 AM  
Another Florida naked man story? Repeat? Or just Florida?
 
2013-01-03 11:21:41 AM  
I've heard of choking the chicken but not the dog.
 
2013-01-03 11:24:07 AM  
Again? Is this the newest crime phase?

Or, now he's been shot in the foot twice.

something something repeat something
 
2013-01-03 11:24:24 AM  
This happened again already today?! No wonder FL has their own tag.
 
2013-01-03 11:24:54 AM  
REPEAT!
 
GBB
2013-01-03 11:25:32 AM  
Pete and Repete break into a home...
 
2013-01-03 11:25:45 AM  
Doesn't this one make it a threepeat?
 
2013-01-03 11:25:54 AM  
mods are on bath salts i think
 
GBB
2013-01-03 11:26:44 AM  

doglover: Two shots, only hit the leg?

The man was naked and choking your dog in your house, man. Center of mass.


Aim to wound.
 
2013-01-03 11:28:26 AM  
He should've waited 10 minutes for the cops to arrive. He's not important enough to own a firearm.
 
2013-01-03 11:30:52 AM  

doglover: Two shots, only hit the leg?

The man was naked and choking your dog in your house, man. Center of mass.


Center of mass was probably quite close to the dog he was aiming to protect.
 
2013-01-03 11:31:17 AM  
"May be under the influence..." No way!
 
2013-01-03 11:31:24 AM  
I was expecting to read about some little purse-rat getting throttled... wtf@ rottweiler? Shouldn't the owner have heard a scuffle and found a faceless naked man dead on his floor?
 
2013-01-03 11:33:59 AM  

TheHumanCannonball: doglover: Two shots, only hit the leg?

The man was naked and choking your dog in your house, man. Center of mass.

Center of mass was probably quite close to the dog he was aiming to protect.


The puppy was probably biting the center of mass. All else fails, hit whatever target that presents itself.
 
2013-01-03 11:37:05 AM  

blatz514: I've heard of choking the chicken but not the dog.


Bark while you do it.
 
2013-01-03 11:37:40 AM  
I feel sorry for the dog.
 
2013-01-03 11:41:56 AM  
trying to choke a pet Rottweiler

As opposed to a hunter-killer Rottweiler I presume.
 
2013-01-03 11:42:34 AM  

Glancing Blow: trying to choke a pet Rottweiler

As opposed to a hunter-killer Rottweiler I presume.


Miltary style rottweilers should be illegal.
 
2013-01-03 11:43:11 AM  

doglover: Two shots, only hit the leg?

The man was naked and choking your dog in your house, man. Center of mass.


...was probably just trying to shoot him in the dick and missed.

(it was a small target)
 
2013-01-03 11:46:37 AM  

I_C_Weener: Glancing Blow: trying to choke a pet Rottweiler

As opposed to a hunter-killer Rottweiler I presume.

Miltary style rottweilers should be illegal.


Assault Rottweilers?

\kinda surprised that the cops didn't shoot the dog, when they showed up
 
2013-01-03 11:48:08 AM  

CheekyMonkey: Assault Rottweilers?


My new rotty adoptee could perhaps accept this position. Last week he broke my toe, fractured my foot and busted my nose.
 
2013-01-03 11:50:37 AM  

I_C_Weener: You never hear about guns stopping crimes though.


That's why leftists are so keen to ban guns. Too many of their members getting plugged in commission of their daily activities.
 
2013-01-03 11:53:53 AM  
I suppose if you are feeling down and lonely, all you have to do is link to a story about a dog getting choked.  No matter how many times it has been green lit prior, you will be rewarded with your very own green light, and the instant fame that goes along with it.  For when it comes to Rottweilers in distress, we have found FARK's rallying point....
 
2013-01-03 11:55:28 AM  
Again?

How many naked, Rottweiler choking burglars can there be shot on Tuesday in Florida ?
 
2013-01-03 11:56:05 AM  

Snort: Again?

How many naked, Rottweiler choking burglars can there be shot on Tuesday in Florida ?


All of them
 
2013-01-03 11:57:13 AM  
At least all the words are spelled correctly in this headline.
 
2013-01-03 12:14:32 PM  
biters get headshots, I'm taking no chances

it's laughable to think of someone trying to choke out my 200 pound mastiff
but if yer in my house and mess with the dog,
headshots and I articulate the danger in court
 
pc
2013-01-03 12:57:36 PM  
www.minaslater.com
 
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