Psychopusher: Canadian. Never heard of the site before. Started reading it assuming it was legit. Couldn't get past the sleeve-snickering tone of the article, knew it had to be someone's misheard-interpretation of satire. Which was kind of a pity because I was hoping Monsanto finally farked something up bad enough to leave them with a stain in their genetically-modified shorts, the evil pricks.
RevMark: darch: I see a lot of salads in my wife's future.Same here. Save a LOT of $ on Brazillians!How many zeros are there in a Brazillion?
darch: I see a lot of salads in my wife's future.Same here. Save a LOT of $ on Brazillians!
PirateKing: You're supposed to EAT them.
H31N0US: I see a lot of salads in my wife's future.
MaxxLarge: This finding? A welcome surprise.Most cukes do not go to your thighs.To think, that for agesThe beauty-gear agesHave only put cukes on their EYES.
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