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(Some Guy)   Monsanto cucumbers cause genital baldness -- Immediately banned in Nova Scotia, imported to Malibu   (thelapine.ca) divider line 17
    More: Weird, Monsanto Inc., Nova Scotia, Malibu, Dalhousie University, UPC  
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2013-01-03 09:59:07 AM
6 votes:
knowyourmeme.ru
2013-01-03 09:57:47 AM
5 votes:
GET A CLEAN BIKINI LINE BY EATING THIS ONE WEIRD FOOD
2013-01-03 09:55:21 AM
5 votes:
You're supposed to EAT them.
2013-01-03 09:29:20 AM
3 votes:
This finding? A welcome surprise.
Most cukes do not go to your thighs.
To think, that for ages
The beauty-gear ages
Have only put cukes on their EYES.
2013-01-03 09:52:36 AM
2 votes:
I see a lot of salads in my wife's future.
2013-01-03 01:20:49 PM
1 votes:

Psychopusher: Canadian. Never heard of the site before. Started reading it assuming it was legit. Couldn't get past the sleeve-snickering tone of the article, knew it had to be someone's misheard-interpretation of satire. Which was kind of a pity because I was hoping Monsanto finally farked something up bad enough to leave them with a stain in their genetically-modified shorts, the evil pricks.


I hear you. But just what if Monsanto products actually are safe and can feed the world more practically than conventional seeds? Why do we want something bad to happen to prove their evilness, rather than see nothing but full, seedless bellies for all?
2013-01-03 10:14:23 AM
1 votes:
You can take my Monsanto genetically modified cucumbers when you pry them FROM MY COLD, DEAD, BALD FINGERS!
/I didn't have to poop to shop a cucumber on to the "from my cold dead hands" meme of Charlton Heston and his flintlock
2013-01-03 10:09:07 AM
1 votes:
None of my girlfriends was ever partial to hairy cucumbers.
2013-01-03 10:05:17 AM
1 votes:

RevMark: darch: I see a lot of salads in my wife's future.

Same here. Save a LOT of $ on Brazillians!

How many zeros are there in a Brazillion?


A lot. But it's worth it- no more zero's between my teeth...
2013-01-03 10:03:34 AM
1 votes:

darch: I see a lot of salads in my wife's future.

Same here. Save a LOT of $ on Brazillians!


How many zeros are there in a Brazillion?
2013-01-03 10:01:27 AM
1 votes:

PirateKing: You're supposed to EAT them.


So my wife's been doing it wrong then?

/OK with this, etc.
2013-01-03 10:00:47 AM
1 votes:

H31N0US: I see a lot of salads in my wife's future.


For some reason, she already kept a lot of cucumbers around anyways.
2013-01-03 09:57:26 AM
1 votes:
I see a lot of salads in my wife's future.

Same here. Save a LOT of $ on Brazillians!
2013-01-03 09:56:06 AM
1 votes:
As long as it doesn't turn the area under discussion green, it's all good.
2013-01-03 09:54:17 AM
1 votes:
" result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in "sensitive areas",

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!

i.imgur.com

/picture is unrelated.
2013-01-03 09:54:11 AM
1 votes:

MaxxLarge: This finding? A welcome surprise.
Most cukes do not go to your thighs.
To think, that for ages
The beauty-gear ages
Have only put cukes on their EYES.


Burma shave.
2013-01-03 09:54:09 AM
1 votes:
Half Hour News Hour - The Daily Show
The Lapine - The Onion
 
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