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(Foodbeast)   Damn Subway, this sandwich is spicy...kinda like you put some sort of creamy Sriracha on it--oh, you did?   ( foodbeast.com) divider line
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2013-01-03 09:51:20 AM  
9 votes:
Sriracha? Confusingly random.
I really don't get all the fandom.
Why all this fiasco?
It's only Tabasco!
Did I miss some weird memorandum?
2013-01-03 11:13:26 AM  
7 votes:
Truly, one of the greatest mysteries of our time... What causes that yeasty smell at a sandwich shop that bakes its own bread... I have noticed a similar smell at breweries, as well... I guess some questions just can't be answered...
2013-01-03 11:11:56 AM  
3 votes:
Oblig...

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2013-01-03 08:58:30 AM  
3 votes:
Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?
2013-01-03 11:16:06 AM  
2 votes:
So you goofballs are going to talk about a mediocre chile sauce and not the fact that this looks like an infected vagina?

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2013-01-03 01:07:34 PM  
1 vote:

sigdiamond2000: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Truly, one of the greatest mysteries of our time... What causes that yeasty smell at a sandwich shop that bakes its own bread... I have noticed a similar smell at breweries, as well... I guess some questions just can't be answered...

It's not just a yeasty smell. There is something else entirely going on there.

Lots of places bake their own bread and don't smell like gorilla semen mixed with Mario Batali's Crocs.


The genesis of such a mixture and your subsequent exposure are perplexing, to say the least. That said, I can see a reminder of such a horror being a bit off-putting.
2013-01-03 12:17:08 PM  
1 vote:
Do you like stuff? Do you do things?

GODDAMNED HIPSTER!!!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go back to sitting in a dark room stewing in my own hatred of life and everything in it.
2013-01-03 12:09:07 PM  
1 vote:

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Truly, one of the greatest mysteries of our time... What causes that yeasty smell at a sandwich shop that bakes its own bread... I have noticed a similar smell at breweries, as well... I guess some questions just can't be answered...


It's not just a yeasty smell. There is something else entirely going on there.

Lots of places bake their own bread and don't smell like gorilla semen mixed with Mario Batali's Crocs.
2013-01-03 11:20:14 AM  
1 vote:

brimed03: Oh and this line from TFA: "Darling, don't front, you know you'd try it." She needs to be shot for that. F**king idiot.


foodbeast.comCharisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada.

I'm sure that when she was younger, she dreamed of going to university and taking the world by storm with her intellect and innovative ideas. Nobody would stand in the way of her dreams! And now... she's writing menial tripe for a glorified blog, which apparently includes ringing endorsements of whatever corporate garbage ideas Subway is pumping out. But hey she's cute, so cut her some slack -- I'm sure everyone else in her life has.
2013-01-03 11:18:17 AM  
1 vote:

Pants full of macaroni!!: So sriracha has now officially jumped the shark. Damn and blast.


I liked it before it was hot.
2013-01-03 09:11:30 AM  
1 vote:
So what you're saying is, it now will be possible to get cock sauce in a subway.
 
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