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(Foodbeast)   Damn Subway, this sandwich is spicy...kinda like you put some sort of creamy Sriracha on it--oh, you did?   (foodbeast.com) divider line 107
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2013-01-03 08:58:30 AM
Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?
 
2013-01-03 09:11:30 AM
So what you're saying is, it now will be possible to get cock sauce in a subway.
 
2013-01-03 09:51:20 AM
Sriracha? Confusingly random.
I really don't get all the fandom.
Why all this fiasco?
It's only Tabasco!
Did I miss some weird memorandum?
 
2013-01-03 10:44:33 AM
Here, have some spicy sauce on top of your salmonella.
 
2013-01-03 11:03:07 AM

sigdiamond2000: Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?


THIS.
Seriously...WTF is that smell?
 
2013-01-03 11:03:20 AM
Subway has shiatty bread.
 
2013-01-03 11:06:24 AM

MaxxLarge: It's only Tabasco!


Sriracha (and others like it, such as Frank's Red Hot or Cholula) are less vinegary and more saucy than Tabasco. There's a little more heft to the mouthfeel. Tabasco is a fine sauce, but I prefer it as an additive to recipes than an actual condiment.
 
2013-01-03 11:07:49 AM
Sriracha is so 2012.

F**king hipsters.

Oh and this line from TFA: "Darling, don't front, you know you'd try it." She needs to be shot for that. F**king idiot.

/why yes, I am a little grumpy today.
//doesn't make me wrong.
 
2013-01-03 11:08:07 AM

DeathCipris: sigdiamond2000: Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?

THIS.
Seriously...WTF is that smell?


Dough proofing? Only thing I can think of?
 
2013-01-03 11:08:13 AM

sigdiamond2000: Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?


And even if you can get past that (I can't), how do they explain the fact that EVERY SANDWICH TASTES EXACTLY THE SAME?
 
2013-01-03 11:08:34 AM
My girlfriend made something similar last night with a greek yogurt and Sriracha sauce - she baked some shimp in that blend. It turned out really good with the sweetness of the Sriracha coming out with some sautéed Garlic Teriyaki Asparagus.

www.ming.com

/Her dad is a caterer
//Subway is terribad
///Publix Subs FTW
 
2013-01-03 11:09:16 AM
I've had it. It actually is very spicy. Otherwise, it was only marginally better than starving.
 
2013-01-03 11:09:22 AM
Nope, this is spicy.

www.dearingfilm.com
 
2013-01-03 11:09:36 AM
I worked in a restaurant in college (97-2000) and we had Sriracha on all the tables. Always a good time when someone mistook it for ketchup and ate way too much before realizing.

And yes, it is awesome. However, so is Frank's, Cholula, Tabasco, Louisiana Hot Sauce, and about fifty others. It's like beer or wine. Different hot sauces pair with different foods.
 
2013-01-03 11:09:50 AM
It's about time Subway grew some farking balls and did something to make those bland, pathetic pieces of crap they call sandwiches more palatable.

Also, it's not a new god damn sandwich when it includes the exact same ingredients you already have, you farking morons. They tried that shiat a few years ago with the "NEW black forest ham" sandwich and it was such crap. They still do it.
 
2013-01-03 11:10:38 AM

sigdiamond2000: Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?


Yeah, sorry but I'll take Quiznos over Subway every day of the week.

/As with many places, YMMV
 
2013-01-03 11:10:48 AM
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2013-01-03 11:11:19 AM
I wonder if they are trying to replicate Bánh mì sauce.
 
2013-01-03 11:11:21 AM
Creamy Sriracha- That's what I call my Man-o-nayse
 
2013-01-03 11:11:53 AM

CruJones: Always a good time when someone mistook it for ketchup and ate way too much before realizing.


I do not understand this sentence.
 
2013-01-03 11:11:56 AM
Oblig...

i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 11:13:26 AM
Truly, one of the greatest mysteries of our time... What causes that yeasty smell at a sandwich shop that bakes its own bread... I have noticed a similar smell at breweries, as well... I guess some questions just can't be answered...
 
2013-01-03 11:14:42 AM
CRASSSSH goes the server.

/make the next thread about beer
 
2013-01-03 11:14:49 AM

darwinpolice: sigdiamond2000: Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?

And even if you can get past that (I can't), how do they explain the fact that EVERY SANDWICH TASTES EXACTLY THE SAME?



Just think about how bad it is if 'Jared' was able to lose 300 pounds rather than ingesting it.
 
2013-01-03 11:15:36 AM

theorellior: Sriracha (and others like it, such as Frank's Red Hot or Cholula) are less vinegary and more saucy than Tabasco.


Um...since when is Frank's not vinegary?
 
2013-01-03 11:15:49 AM
So sriracha has now officially jumped the shark. Damn and blast.
 
2013-01-03 11:16:02 AM
That chick is hot.
 
2013-01-03 11:16:06 AM
So you goofballs are going to talk about a mediocre chile sauce and not the fact that this looks like an infected vagina?

cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-01-03 11:16:21 AM
Bleah.
That is how I found out my mother, the millionaire, had Altz.
She started eating at Subway.

Apparently, if you don't remember how bad it sucks,you go back.
I should write a medical paper on that. Put it in JAMA or NEJM or the Lancete something.
 
2013-01-03 11:16:26 AM
Sometimes I want a blandwich, baked chips, and a diet soda for $4.50. Sue me.
 
2013-01-03 11:18:17 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: So sriracha has now officially jumped the shark. Damn and blast.


I liked it before it was hot.
 
2013-01-03 11:20:14 AM

brimed03: Oh and this line from TFA: "Darling, don't front, you know you'd try it." She needs to be shot for that. F**king idiot.


foodbeast.comCharisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada.

I'm sure that when she was younger, she dreamed of going to university and taking the world by storm with her intellect and innovative ideas. Nobody would stand in the way of her dreams! And now... she's writing menial tripe for a glorified blog, which apparently includes ringing endorsements of whatever corporate garbage ideas Subway is pumping out. But hey she's cute, so cut her some slack -- I'm sure everyone else in her life has.
 
2013-01-03 11:20:36 AM

darwinpolice: sigdiamond2000: Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?

And even if you can get past that (I can't), how do they explain the fact that EVERY SANDWICH TASTES EXACTLY THE SAME?


Because everything is a flavored turkey substitute for the actual meat given in the ingredients, e.g. tursteak, turchicken, turpepperoni.
 
2013-01-03 11:22:26 AM
Also, living in/near Chicago in the late 90s, I got the impression from some stuff I noticed when I was at a few Subways that the Russian mob basically owned most of the Subways around there.... anyone else have that impression or is that still a prevalent thing?
 
2013-01-03 11:23:15 AM

sigdiamond2000: Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?


Must be from them baking their own bread.  The bread is one thing they do that the other chains don't.
 
2013-01-03 11:24:56 AM
Normally, I don't care for hot sauces. But, Yesterday the dish i ordered from the food truck had sriracha and it was tastyyum. I've also been enjoying a Mexican hot sauce called valentina's or valentino's since it was the only condiment that we could get our hands on during a "camping trip" last year.

I'm mostly just happy that as i mature, my tastebuds are as well and I can enjoy things that ten years ago i would have been picky about.
 
2013-01-03 11:25:33 AM
Sriracha in sour cream makes a tasty sauce, so I don't see why Sriracha in mayo would be any different.

/anything's better than that nasty garlic crap by itself
 
2013-01-03 11:26:32 AM
Is this the thread where all the food snobs bash subway and it turns into bashing all fast food places and omg-how-can-people-eat-there-what-a-cesspool! ?

*reads*

yep, it is.
 
2013-01-03 11:27:41 AM

SlothB77: Must be from them baking their own bread.  The bread is one thing they do that the other chains don't.


And they farking suck at it.
 
2013-01-03 11:28:30 AM
hipster or not, sriracha is great - near time to refill the bottle at my desk. seems like i can't put enough on my eggs n bacon in the morning

but for true heat & with flavor:
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/want to hate on something truly hipster? hate on pbr - it's piss in a can and you can't convince me that you actually like it - & in this town (portland) there are sooooooooooo many good beers that you are obviously & painstakingly going out of your way to drink that urine so that your beer can matches that patch on your messenger bag
//my poor town
//did you notice yourself on my lawn? please excuse yourself from it
 
2013-01-03 11:30:07 AM

DeathCipris: sigdiamond2000: Subway restaurants smell like a yeasty wank sock at the bottom of Richard Simmons' hamper. Until they fix that, I'm never setting foot in one again.

What IS that f*cking smell that comes from that place?

THIS.
Seriously...WTF is that smell?


Bread dough that uses yeast.
 
2013-01-03 11:30:35 AM

DeltaPunch: brimed03: Oh and this line from TFA: "Darling, don't front, you know you'd try it." She needs to be shot for that. F**king idiot.

[foodbeast.com image 70x85]Charisma has an undying love for gritty literature and drinks coffee like water. She also hails from Toronto, Canada.

I'm sure that when she was younger, she dreamed of going to university and taking the world by storm with her intellect and innovative ideas. Nobody would stand in the way of her dreams! And now... she's writing menial tripe for a glorified blog, which apparently includes ringing endorsements of whatever corporate garbage ideas Subway is pumping out. But hey she's cute, so cut her some slack -- I'm sure everyone else in her life has.


You would fark her in a hot minute given the chance. Then again if you are in Asia, she's just another random.

It's good to be a white dude in Asia.
 
2013-01-03 11:31:30 AM
Subway is dead to me since they stopped adding points on their reward cards here December 1st.

/firehouse subs ftw
 
2013-01-03 11:31:49 AM

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Truly, one of the greatest mysteries of our time... What causes that yeasty smell at a sandwich shop that bakes its own bread... I have noticed a similar smell at breweries, as well... I guess some questions just can't be answered...


Look, I love the smell of bread cooking. That odor is NOT bread baking in Subway. It smells like old vegetables with a splash of hobo sweat and moldy, 2 week old bread.
 
2013-01-03 11:32:09 AM
Sriacha sauce is going to be the bacon of 2013.
It'll be on everything, in every recipe and we'll probably have Sriacha flavored Vodka soon.
 
2013-01-03 11:32:59 AM
Two Foodbeast links in as many hours?
 
2013-01-03 11:33:29 AM

Keigh: Normally, I don't care for hot sauces. But, Yesterday the dish i ordered from the food truck had sriracha and it was tastyyum. I've also been enjoying a Mexican hot sauce called valentina's or valentino's since it was the only condiment that we could get our hands on during a "camping trip" last year.

I'm mostly just happy that as i mature, my tastebuds are as well and I can enjoy things that ten years ago i would have been picky about.


i've never seen Valentina's brought up in one of these threads. it's quite different. great on eggs, doesn't really work with some other things.
 
2013-01-03 11:33:40 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Is this the thread where all the food snobs bash subway and it turns into bashing all fast food places and omg-how-can-people-eat-there-what-a-cesspool! ?

*reads*

yep, it is.


this was done in one.
 
2013-01-03 11:35:25 AM

DanZero: /firehouse subs ftw


Overpriced and their nutrition facts read like a horror novel, much like Quiznos.
 
2013-01-03 11:36:46 AM
i94.photobucket.com

That is all (and if you haven't tried one of their subs, you have my condolences).
 
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