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(Daily Mail)   Actual headline: Sister, 19, accidentally shoots dead brother in the head while posing with gun for Facebook picture   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 263
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2013-01-03 03:17:47 PM
it was a set up
2013-01-03 03:25:33 PM

RobSeace: Drink heavily and try to forget about it? That's what I do...

That stopped working a few years ago.

Stupid pussy liver.

*punches self in the liver*

2013-01-03 04:43:38 PM

Artisan Sandwich: Whenever I handle a firearm, before even making eye contact with it (?), I boil my hands to ensure that there is no gunpowder rsidue on them. I then do a GSR test, and if it's positive I call the police on myself. If I pass, I get my reaching sticks and- over the course of a few hours- completely disassemble the weapon. I am always sure to keep each individual piece at least 12" from another so as not to encourage a negligent discharge from occuring. Lastly, in order to be completely safe, I melt the weapon down and turn it into either wind chimes or spinner rims. If you do less than that, if your safety standard is so low that you would actually handle a weapon, I know that one day you will shoot yourself in the head. I bet this guy didn't even do ONE pre-boil.

Sweet Jesus, this made me laugh so hard I cried.
2013-01-03 05:25:54 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Welp, I guess I'm officially racist. I looked at the picture and thought to myself, "Good."

There are plenty of people we can do without with a multitude of skin tones.
2013-01-03 06:34:18 PM

CujoQuarrel: Rule 1: You don't play with guns. Ever. They are not toys.

One of my pet peeves is people who refer to their guns as their "toys."
2013-01-03 06:45:14 PM
Boom!!!! headshot
2013-01-03 08:49:52 PM
Damn, about a third of the comments are pretty racist here.
2013-01-03 09:20:50 PM

stevarooni: Arizona is one of the many states that doesn't require gun registration or a permit to buy a gun.

Your statement is misleading. I am a stakeholder in a firearms resale business in Arizona and I assure you, we have to run the background check on any buyer. It's federal law, not state law, so the literal meaning of what you wrote is true, but it reads as though you're suggesting that no check at all is necessary to buy a gun in AZ, which would be false.
2013-01-03 09:53:03 PM
Simpson reference that came to me:

"Help! My husband is on a murderous rampage! Over."

"Thank God that's over."
2013-01-03 10:37:20 PM

/Hotter than a Lilly von Schtupp
2013-01-03 11:06:43 PM
So far, this story has one dead gang thug. And chances are, another will get locked up for a very long time.

Looks like a win for society.
2013-01-04 02:33:34 AM
Good. One less 'gangsta'. On the other hand, one more stupid 'gangsta' retard lives.
2013-01-04 11:57:31 PM
I like that last line "...numerous pictures...posing with guns and making gang signs." Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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