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(AZCentral)   There are several acceptable ways to deal with a six-year-old who called your girlfriend's son a name. Punching him is not one of them. "The child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall''   ( divider line
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2013-01-03 07:11:05 AM  
6 votes:

stirfrybry: Obama voter FTW

Well, to be fair, only Republicans are scared of 6 year olds.
2013-01-03 01:49:27 AM  
5 votes:
FTA: "The attack on the boy was recorded on a videotape at the center...

On the video the child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall,''

Actual surveillance video of the attack.
2013-01-03 06:04:03 AM  
4 votes:
No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the shiat out of some kids today.
But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself.
It was like I did something constructive with my life or something,
I dunno, like I accomplished something.

2013-01-03 07:29:14 AM  
3 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: That had to be satisfying. I can think of a few six year olds richly deserving such a fate.

Punching a 6 year old is like sex with your sister. I don't care how good it feels, it's just wrong.
2013-01-03 06:13:24 AM  
3 votes:
2013-01-03 09:39:50 AM  
2 votes:
On Monday, police arrested Javier Dwayne Rouse, 33, on suspicion of aggravated assault on a vulnerable child, the document said.

Is there a different law involving invulnerable children?
2013-01-03 07:37:35 AM  
2 votes:

I guess he wasn't The One.
2013-01-03 07:23:50 AM  
2 votes:
2013-01-03 05:56:08 AM  
2 votes:
"Words hurt." *Pow!* "See?"
2013-01-03 01:36:31 PM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: yosluggo: So punching a 6 year old seems to be socially acceptable on Fark.

Hell, yeah. Classiest site around, let me tell ya.

"OHOHO..Yes..he said nice not really nice day! Now u funny too! OHOHO!"
2013-01-03 08:52:30 AM  
1 vote:
How many of you have actually dealt with mouthy 6 year olds? Many of them have no real discipline at home, so a good punch will do some good.

Also as he did not hit him as hard as he would have had the kid been an adult, it's all good
2013-01-03 08:40:37 AM  
1 vote:
But, he had disrespected!
2013-01-03 08:06:25 AM  
1 vote:
I'd like to know the race of the victim so that I may adjust my level of outrage accordingly.
2013-01-03 07:26:39 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-03 07:11:04 AM  
1 vote:

wombatsrus: Good thing the boyfriend didn't have a gun. In certain cultures that is the normal response to being "disrespected".

Trollin', Trollin', Trollin'

Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
2013-01-03 06:00:09 AM  
1 vote:
I blame too many Popeye cartoons as a kid.
2013-01-03 01:22:24 AM  
1 vote:
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