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(AZCentral)   There are several acceptable ways to deal with a six-year-old who called your girlfriend's son a name. Punching him is not one of them. "The child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall''   (azcentral.com) divider line 106
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2013-01-03 07:37:35 AM
jaymckinnon.com

I guess he wasn't The One.
 
2013-01-03 07:59:39 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Sometimes people deserve to be punched the fark out Link




LOL...he uppercutted her like a BOSS!! Although he got fired, he had a point. Don't fight like a man if you don't wanna be treated like one. Not that i condone hitting women, but that was pretty funny after she hit him and talked all that smack.
 
2013-01-03 08:06:25 AM
I'd like to know the race of the victim so that I may adjust my level of outrage accordingly.
 
2013-01-03 08:07:35 AM

Chinchillazilla: Yeah, well, I bet the kid doesn't call people names anymore!


That's a Bingo.
 
2013-01-03 08:18:53 AM

Serious Black: I agree with subby. The boyfriend should have shot the insolent brat in the head with his Glock.


Came here to say this. Everyone in AZ should be armed. I blame the immigrants.
 
2013-01-03 08:21:34 AM

PacManDreaming: FTA: "The attack on the boy was recorded on a videotape at the center...

On the video the child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall,''

Actual surveillance video of the attack.


+1
 
2013-01-03 08:24:37 AM
Sorry, this is wrong on every level and while the attacker has the right plumbing, it surely doesn't make him a man. This is the behavior of a coward.

A 6-year old? They are constantly testing boundaries and one has to wonder where the child heard the word used in the first place and realized it would evoke such a response... kids aren't stupid and he was looking for attention. Sadly, the wrong attention was gained here. Still, I agree that the parenting and discussion needed to happen way before this to prevent the situation.

It's amazing that folks tell kids "don't hit anyone, keep your hands to yourself" and then in next breath are hitting them. You wonder what sort of message that sends?
 
2013-01-03 08:25:35 AM

HotWingConspiracy: That had to be satisfying. I can think of a few six year olds richly deserving such a fate.


I have a nine year old niece that says things that I would have had the sh*t slapped out of me for saying. But my sister and her husband failed to discipline and set boundaries, this is what they get.

It's only going to get worse.
 
2013-01-03 08:29:28 AM

Alassra: Sorry, this is wrong on every level and while the attacker has the right plumbing, it surely doesn't make him a man. This is the behavior of a coward.

A 6-year old? They are constantly testing boundaries and one has to wonder where the child heard the word used in the first place and realized it would evoke such a response... kids aren't stupid and he was looking for attention. Sadly, the wrong attention was gained here. Still, I agree that the parenting and discussion needed to happen way before this to prevent the situation.

It's amazing that folks tell kids "don't hit anyone, keep your hands to yourself" and then in next breath are hitting them. You wonder what sort of message that sends?


The sooner that kid learns that adults are full of shiat hypocrites the better.
 
2013-01-03 08:30:46 AM
Justice for Trayvon?
 
2013-01-03 08:35:23 AM
thought it was this guy again, prolly out on bail.......jeeeez

http://brandon.patch.com/articles/sock-n-lock-attack-reported-on-stud e nt-at-school-bus-stop
 
2013-01-03 08:35:25 AM

TorqueToad: "The child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall''

Waiting for actual video.


We've secretly replaced real physics with special effects. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2013-01-03 08:40:37 AM
But, he had disrespected!
 
2013-01-03 08:41:06 AM

HighlanderRPI: [mikejohnsonpa.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]


I'm not advocating violence against women but, isn't a falcon punch a lot lower?
 
2013-01-03 08:46:10 AM

SuperDuper28: And how did I know it would involve black people before even clicking the link? I don't appoligize for sterotyping when the stereotype is usually bang on.


Odd...I'm as racist as they come but my instant mental pic was some redneck methhead.

At least we've got the serial killer demographic.
 
2013-01-03 08:52:30 AM
How many of you have actually dealt with mouthy 6 year olds? Many of them have no real discipline at home, so a good punch will do some good.

Also as he did not hit him as hard as he would have had the kid been an adult, it's all good
 
2013-01-03 08:55:13 AM
this never would have happened if the child was armed
 
2013-01-03 08:56:24 AM

JohnCarter: How many of you have actually dealt with mouthy 6 year olds? Many of them have no real discipline at home, so a good punch will do some good.

Also as he did not hit him as hard as he would have had the kid been an adult, it's all good

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I do, I'm a Girl Scout Leader and parent. Punching a 6-year old isn't a viable solution if you want to continue to deal with 6-year olds on a recurring basis.

Sometimes, you have to be the adult and take the high road and smile when they are slinging insults and send the message that their language isn't acceptable. Ignoring the spewing words goes a long way too...

Whether he punched the child with all his force or not isn't the issue, the fact that he punched him at all is....
 
2013-01-03 09:13:08 AM
Believe it or not, he was walking on air.
 
2013-01-03 09:26:28 AM
Having kids, I'll reserve judgement until I know more.   Sometimes, those little farkers can be real assholes.
 
2013-01-03 09:39:50 AM
On Monday, police arrested Javier Dwayne Rouse, 33, on suspicion of aggravated assault on a vulnerable child, the document said.

Is there a different law involving invulnerable children?
 
2013-01-03 09:40:33 AM
Spanking thread?
 
2013-01-03 09:41:07 AM

Chinchillazilla: Yeah, well, I bet the kid doesn't call people names anymore!

 
2013-01-03 09:44:53 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: drjekel_mrhyde: Sometimes people deserve to be punched the fark out Link

LOL...he uppercutted her like a BOSS!! Although he got fired, he had a point. Don't fight like a man if you don't wanna be treated like one. Not that i condone hitting women, but that was pretty funny after she hit him and talked all that smack.


Id like to see that, but its flagged as adult...and I dont have or particularly desire a youtube login.
 
2013-01-03 09:51:02 AM
This is why we need God to tell us how to discipline our children.
 
2013-01-03 09:59:19 AM
I've lost count of the number of run-ins like this that I've had with first-graders. They're perfidious swine, all of 'em. Oh the violence...

That's the last time, ya brat! That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shiat out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.

What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shiat and everybody knows it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal... er, stand on this chair. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know right now how tough you are.

[offers his chin]

Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing...

That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd.


Of course nowadays with video cams all over the place it's difficult to administer this sort of stern mentoring to the little hardcases, and that's why things have got out of hand in primary education. Why, I daresay we'd see the last of school shootings if hell-born, jackbooted furies patrolled the halls rather than mousy wimps who simper about "empathy."

...well, to be perfectly clear the students would stop shooting each other...
/sarcasm, for those who haven't seen the movie
 
2013-01-03 10:00:25 AM
FINISH HIM!

Urinality!
 
2013-01-03 10:16:28 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Sometimes people deserve to be punched the fark out Link


Lesson learned here, never physically attack a bus driver. Damn.
 
2013-01-03 10:21:53 AM
If only it were possible to make a Fark nickname like "The child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall''.
 
2013-01-03 10:22:39 AM
So punching a 6 year old seems to be socially acceptable on Fark. I believe that grown man needs a nice curb stomping, American History X style.
 
2013-01-03 10:24:28 AM

phrawgh: This is why we need God to tell us how to discipline our children.


We already know God's view. If the child is disrespectful they should be put to death. It not that hard. Why do they punish the adult for obeying his religious believes?
 
2013-01-03 10:27:47 AM
good.
 
2013-01-03 10:30:24 AM
oblig

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2013-01-03 10:42:48 AM
That'll learn him.
 
2013-01-03 10:51:21 AM

Alassra: It's amazing that folks tell kids "don't hit anyone, keep your hands to yourself" and then in next breath are hitting them.


Do you think maybe you are talking about two different folks?
 
2013-01-03 11:05:29 AM

doglover: Are you insane?

A lock is one of a variety of postures whereby a human can immobilize another human using body mechanics so that they are unable to escape. Ideally they're rather safe and only uncomfortable rather than actually painful or dangerous. The classic playground lock is the "full Nelson" and it's almost completely harmless done well.

An actual metal lock on the end of a belt could easily kill a child or an adult in one blow. Anyone who'd let a six year old have such a weapon for any length of time deserves to be stuck in a pillory and verbally berated by all passerby for 72 hours at least.


The half nelson was my go to move on the occasions I had to break up a fight while I was bartending. Simple, effective and leaves one hand free to fend off the assailant's buddies.
 
2013-01-03 11:05:32 AM

Hoopy Frood: On Monday, police arrested Javier Dwayne Rouse, 33, on suspicion of aggravated assault on a vulnerable child, the document said.

Is there a different law involving invulnerable children?


Invulnerable children don't need a law, they just roll with the punches.
 
2013-01-03 11:15:25 AM
Greenlit story about kid who is punched so hard by an adult that he flies across the room and wets himself. Stay classy, Fark.

/welcome to Fark.
 
2013-01-03 11:26:18 AM
Girls getting bullied? Two words: Muay Thai.

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2013-01-03 11:36:26 AM

Jaws_Victim: Came for family guy reference, leaving unsatisfied.


Here ya go:
i171.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 11:40:39 AM
Wait...he called the kid a republican?

Didn't hit him like an adult...guess we can tell how stable this jackass is.
 
2013-01-03 11:50:28 AM
"The child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall''

John Woo approves!
 
2013-01-03 11:56:19 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: "The child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall''

John Woo approves!


Sir Issac Newton shakes his head in a disapproving manner
 
2013-01-03 11:57:08 AM
Hey, you talk shiat like a man you get treated like a man!
 
2013-01-03 01:34:23 PM

Lillya: Greenlit story about kid who is punched so hard by an adult that he flies across the room and wets himself. Stay classy, Fark.

/welcome to Fark.


I'm not sure what you're trying to say with this... Fark shouldn't greenlight any stories about anything horrible happening? Because, that's what a large number of the current stories are! It's not like subby used the Hero or Cool or Amusing tags or something... Just where is the lack of "class" in merely posting the story??
 
2013-01-03 01:36:31 PM

Rufus Lee King: yosluggo: So punching a 6 year old seems to be socially acceptable on Fark.

Hell, yeah. Classiest site around, let me tell ya.


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2013-01-03 01:54:44 PM

SuperDuper28: And how did I know it would involve black people before even clicking the link? I don't appoligize for sterotyping when the stereotype is usually bang on.



On behalf of all black people...sorry we hurt you. Hope we can somehow gain your respect in 2013. This is my dream.
 
2013-01-03 02:23:09 PM
Look, we've all been there. But unlike the guy in the article, we have the good sense to not act on it.
 
2013-01-03 04:25:43 PM
Well that kid will never do that again.

Stupid for the guy to do shoulda just grabbed the kid by the ear and dragged him to his parents
 
2013-01-03 04:44:49 PM
I guess it beats punting him for yardage
 
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