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(Sun Sentinel)   Naked man shot after attacking a Rottweiler and the dog's owner. Or, as it's known in Miami, "Wednesday"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 44
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2013-01-02 09:32:19 PM  
Miamam?
 
2013-01-02 09:35:55 PM  
files.64digits.com
 
2013-01-03 12:01:52 AM  
That's how Miami is pronounced in Oklahoma.
 
2013-01-03 12:04:30 AM  
Bath salts?

*clicks on link*


Yup.
 
2013-01-03 12:24:40 AM  
In before someone blames this on bath-- DAMMIT.
 
2013-01-03 12:27:54 AM  
Thats why it was voted the greatest city in the entire state of Floridi.
 
2013-01-03 04:37:01 AM  
I blame the governor for letting the state go to hell...

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2013-01-03 04:44:19 AM  
MIAMA!!!!
Mi ama?
Mia ma?
 
2013-01-03 04:48:08 AM  
I've heard of choking the chicken but what's choking the dog?
 
2013-01-03 04:54:11 AM  
Shot at him twice. Hit him once. In the foot.

Take your gun to the range and learn how to use it, man!
 
2013-01-03 04:57:03 AM  
Yo mamma so fat her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.
 
2013-01-03 05:00:58 AM  
Minnesota Ice Arena Managers Association?
Or just shot in the foot.

/Hell, i don't friggen know.
 
2013-01-03 05:06:55 AM  

fusillade762: In before someone blames this on bath-- DAMMIT.


Wait, you mean Subby is on bath salt?
 
2013-01-03 05:34:17 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-03 05:39:10 AM  
I think subby was trying to write "Miasma".

...Which is actually just about right.
 
2013-01-03 05:45:50 AM  
I have seen a substantial increase in the number of naked criminals doing dumb things. Does the current crop of recreational drugs (crystal meth, bath salts, etc) make you want to strip and go all sexy time in the middle of committing your crime?
 
2013-01-03 05:57:31 AM  
Ma Miama is my favorite musical.
 
2013-01-03 06:01:07 AM  
The comments are the best part. "Wish this would a happened to a Lib" and "the liberals want to take away your rights to defend yourself". Because liberals are the pro-naked-bitey-guy-and-wish-you-didnt-have-a-gun-or-a-hammer-or-a-pip e-wrench-when-the-bitey-guy-arrives half of the political spectrum.

Ban pipe wrenches, but have hammer-wielding guards in all of our classrooms.
 
2013-01-03 06:03:45 AM  
Talk about a man-bites-dog story!
 
2013-01-03 06:10:34 AM  

tehsuq: The comments are the best part. "Wish this would a happened to a Lib" and "the liberals want to take away your rights to defend yourself". Because liberals are the pro-naked-bitey-guy-and-wish-you-didnt-have-a-gun-or-a-hammer-or-a-pip e-wrench-when-the-bitey-guy-arrives half of the political spectrum.

Ban pipe wrenches, but have hammer-wielding guards in all of our classrooms.


I'll skip that read. Open board message comments tend to give me AMFPS (Acute multiple facepalm syndrome)
 
2013-01-03 06:10:35 AM  
I, for one, have had just about enough of these Rottweiler incidents.
 
2013-01-03 06:14:17 AM  

Macular Degenerate: I have seen a substantial increase in the number of naked criminals doing dumb things. Does the current crop of recreational drugs (crystal meth, bath salts, etc) make you want to strip and go all sexy time in the middle of committing your crime?


They overheat you.
 
2013-01-03 06:19:57 AM  
This wouldn't have happened if the dog had been armed.
 
2013-01-03 06:20:10 AM  
A man wearing a chicken mask and a letter jacket was seen leaving the scene.
 
2013-01-03 06:55:41 AM  

Puff The Destroyer: MIAMA!!!!
Mi ama?
Mia ma?


Mama Miama!
 
2013-01-03 07:00:36 AM  
Miama... Didn't Mazda produce those?

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2013-01-03 07:01:34 AM  
So WTF was his Rottweiler doing while the guy was attacking him? If you got that dog for protection, it's obviously defective.
 
2013-01-03 07:07:54 AM  
graphics8.nytimes.com

It's spelled 'Myanmar', subby.
 
2013-01-03 07:11:46 AM  

Rev.K: [files.64digits.com image 700x548]


I just played that quest yesterday, so I'm getting a kick out of your reply.
 
2013-01-03 07:16:48 AM  
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2013-01-03 08:02:35 AM  
"The person was naked, on the front porch choking his dog," said police spokeswoman Napier Velazquez. "That's when the resident shot him in the foot."

/really? IN the foot? Dude, you need some range time. Always aim for the man bits. If you don't kill him, at least you guarantee that he wont be breeding. Quit just thinking of yourself.
 
2013-01-03 08:10:29 AM  
Meeya Meefla?
 
2013-01-03 08:12:05 AM  

skinink: [abortionsforall.files.wordpress.com image 500x762]


Great film.
 
2013-01-03 08:17:41 AM  
Naked man, naked man, please go back to naked land.
 
2013-01-03 08:26:58 AM  
I for one wouldn't know how to defend myself against a naked dude when I had a dog to help me. Moar guns!
 
2013-01-03 09:13:32 AM  

jtown: Shot at him twice. Hit him once. In the foot.

Take your gun to the range and learn how to use it, man!


This.

Also, get a shotgun.
 
2013-01-03 09:35:56 AM  

ParaHandy: I for one wouldn't know how to defend myself against a naked dude when I had a dog to help me. Moar guns!


I think you should try to reason with the naked man who's trying to choke a rottweiler.
 
2013-01-03 09:36:49 AM  

Puff The Destroyer: MIAMA!!!!
Mi ama?
Mia ma?


ERMEHGERD MIAMA
 
2013-01-03 09:45:29 AM  

Kriggerel: I think subby was trying to write "Miasma".

...Which is actually just about right.


Came here for this...
 
2013-01-03 11:33:16 AM  

ParaHandy: I for one wouldn't know how to defend myself against a naked dude when I had a dog to help me. Moar guns!


The dog didn't seem to be much help.
 
2013-01-03 12:08:47 PM  
wShould have used an assault dog. Extended magazine and all that.
 
2013-01-03 12:38:04 PM  
Damn. If the naked guy would have just laid down in the street we could have completed the trifecta.
 
2013-01-03 02:57:24 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

miama, miama, do de do de do dodo, miamamama
 
2013-01-03 05:27:57 PM  
I'll be cold dead in the ground before I recognize Miama.
 
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