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(WHAS 11 Louisville)   Middle school teacher arrested for letting three sons get drunk and high, shoot shotguns, steal AK-47s, fight, and generally terrorize neighborhood. Neighbor can't believe she's a teacher since she has never been accused of having sex with students   (whas11.com) divider line 50
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2013-01-02 09:18:42 PM  
Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor should be one of the crimes that disqualifies you from lawfully owning firearms. In many jurisdictions it is a felony and thus such a crime.
 
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2013-01-02 09:46:45 PM  
Well, she has a point.
 
2013-01-02 10:03:55 PM  

feckingmorons: Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor should be one of the crimes that disqualifies you from lawfully owning firearms. In many jurisdictions it is a felony and thus such a crime.

Supervision is not the issue,the issue is this piece of white trash is vying to be "Queen of Kentucky and and supervising her crotch spawn like they were in Compton!

 
2013-01-02 10:06:19 PM  
What does being a teacher have to do with this?

Azlefty: Supervision is not the issue,the issue is this piece of white trash is vying to be "Queen of Kentucky and and supervising her crotch spawn like they were in Compton!

This, so much this.
 
2013-01-02 11:59:46 PM  
But I thought we wanted the teachers to be armed?
 
2013-01-03 12:17:08 AM  
That station missed a naming opportunity. Should have gone with WHAS-up.
 
2013-01-03 12:19:26 AM  
MOTY contender
 
2013-01-03 01:05:14 AM  
Another responsible gun owner heard from....
 
2013-01-03 01:45:33 AM  
And these are the people they want to arm, folks.
 
2013-01-03 03:07:07 AM  
*cue My Three Sons theme*

bud would never have allowed this
 
2013-01-03 03:11:34 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Another responsible gun owner heard from....


.
Well these people didn't shoot anyone like they tend to do in blue states.
 
2013-01-03 03:13:14 AM  

fusillade762: But I thought we wanted the teachers to be armed?


Yes, and I'm still not sure what the argument is for that one...

Between yoyos like this one, and the cheerleader-raping science teachers, can ANYONE explain to me why gunz in the classroom would really be a smart thing to have?
 
2013-01-03 03:13:32 AM  

Kimothy: What does being a teacher have to do with this?

Azlefty: Supervision is not the issue,the issue is this piece of white trash is vying to be "Queen of Kentucky and and supervising her crotch spawn like they were in Compton!

This, so much this.


Do mothers in Compton not supervise their children? I'm just curious, it sounds like you are saying something about the kind of people that live in Compton. It sounds like Kentucky is a worse environment than Compton, just by this article.
 
2013-01-03 03:27:11 AM  
Cletis? Stop pumpin' that shotgun at the table. I raised you better'n that!

(Lights up another Marlboro Menthol)

....These kids are drivin' me crazy.
 
2013-01-03 03:38:59 AM  
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2013-01-03 03:45:31 AM  
Pretty sure Law and Order CI covered something like this twice
 
2013-01-03 03:49:56 AM  
Every time I hear about this sort of mess, it reenforces my desire to go back to school to become a teacher. Clearly, they need some sane(ish) ones.
 
2013-01-03 04:06:07 AM  

Uniquely Common: Every time I hear about this sort of mess, it reenforces my desire to go back to school to become a teacher. Clearly, they need some sane(ish) ones.


Hmmm... it reinforces my desire to not have kids... or neighbors.
 
2013-01-03 04:23:30 AM  
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2013-01-03 04:25:57 AM  
Clearly if those guns had been in the classroom they would not have been stolen.

/Forgetting whose side i'm on tonight.
 
2013-01-03 04:37:19 AM  
Quick, mom is braindead, lets ban stuff so she cant hurt us with her dumb.
 
2013-01-03 04:47:26 AM  

feckingmorons: Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor should be one of the crimes that disqualifies you from lawfully owning firearms. In many jurisdictions it is a felony and thus such a crime.


Agreed. The problem is that, in most southern states, as long as you have a parent's permission and are over 16, possession of a long arm in and of itself is NOT a crime. Unless it was a sawed off, or a 12-gauge pistol (they do exist, but they're rare), it's completely legal for me to give my hunting shotgun to my son or nephew, and send him out to kill a few deer, moose, or Cthulu Spawn. As a parent I don't have to be with you, provided you had my permission to take the gun and use it lawfully.

Also, anyone the age of 18 OR over with no criminal or mental health record can purchase a shotgun or long rifle, regardless of design. 21 is the minimum age for a handgun.
 
2013-01-03 05:19:08 AM  

BronyMedic: feckingmorons: Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor should be one of the crimes that disqualifies you from lawfully owning firearms. In many jurisdictions it is a felony and thus such a crime.

Agreed. The problem is that, in most southern states, as long as you have a parent's permission and are over 16, possession of a long arm in and of itself is NOT a crime. Unless it was a sawed off, or a 12-gauge pistol (they do exist, but they're rare), it's completely legal for me to give my hunting shotgun to my son or nephew, and send him out to kill a few deer, moose, or Cthulu Spawn. As a parent I don't have to be with you, provided you had my permission to take the gun and use it lawfully.

Also, anyone the age of 18 OR over with no criminal or mental health record can purchase a shotgun or long rifle, regardless of design. 21 is the minimum age for a handgun.


But, kids younger than that join the military.

/Just sayin'
 
2013-01-03 05:23:01 AM  

Apos:


It's a man, baby!
 
2013-01-03 06:01:26 AM  
Sounds about right for this state.
 
2013-01-03 06:03:28 AM  
You might be a redneck if...
 
2013-01-03 06:12:29 AM  

feckingmorons: Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor should be one of the crimes that disqualifies you from lawfully owning firearms. In many jurisdictions it is a felony and thus such a crime.


Yup. Honestly, in most jurisdictions unintentionally furnishing an unsupervised minor with a firearm is a felony, within reasonable levels of liability. Even the misdemeanor version of the charge is on the list that prevents you from getting a license to carry concealed in most states, along with stuff like not paying your alimony or child support.
 
2013-01-03 06:22:34 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: But, kids younger than that join the military.


And thus the hypocrisy of age limits is born.

It should be a meritocracy. All citizens born should have the right not to be victimized by crime, the right to clean water, weather appropriate clothing and the right to basic foodstuffs. Everything else should be allowed only after a vetting process.You want to eat at a restaurant? You'd best prove you can handle it. You want a glass to drink from? Prove you can handle it. A bicycle? Prove you're responsible enough. Straight on down the line till we come to fully automatic chainsaw rocketlaunchers that auto-target old ladies by default. You'd best believe the license for one of those would be a biatch and a half to get and penalty for failure to use it properly would be the stuff of nightmares.
 
2013-01-03 06:52:17 AM  

feckingmorons: Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor should be one of the crimes that disqualifies you from lawfully owning firearms.


Where does it say that in the US constitution?
 
2013-01-03 06:53:09 AM  
Perhaps people who can't be trusted with guns shouldn't be trusted with children?

/...naw. Pay shiat wages for shiat work and collect shiat results.
 
2013-01-03 07:00:30 AM  
But she bought them legally. If only somebody in that situation had a gun, that could have solved the whole problem.

2ND AMENDMENT!!!!!!111!!11!!

/ gun owners
// totally well-adjusted
 
2013-01-03 07:05:01 AM  

feckingmorons: Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor


Maybe I missed it but the article never says how old the kids are.
 
2013-01-03 07:23:25 AM  
Mother of the year competition begins.
 
2013-01-03 07:37:00 AM  

orbister: feckingmorons: Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor should be one of the crimes that disqualifies you from lawfully owning firearms.

Where does it say that in the US constitution?


Nowhere ... also doesn't say I can't beat stupid people over the head with a 2x4, and yet somehow that is illegal as well. Sigh.
 
2013-01-03 07:59:30 AM  
In rural Ohio where I grew up this would be called "Saturday".  No one got hurt, and the guns weren't used to destroy property or rob anyone, so I'd rate this family about the safest gun owners around.

They didn't even catch the kids shooting mailboxes or stop signs from a moving car, or taking potshots at neighbors barns, common activities in my neighborhood.  Not to mention shooting the crap out of every no trespassing and no hunting sign,
 
2013-01-03 08:15:46 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure Law and Order CI covered something like this twice


Is that the one where the mother said she didn't "Believe in guns"?
 
2013-01-03 08:18:39 AM  

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THIS!
 
2013-01-03 08:20:01 AM  

ParaHandy: orbister: feckingmorons: Furnishing a firearm to an unsupervised minor should be one of the crimes that disqualifies you from lawfully owning firearms.

Where does it say that in the US constitution?

Nowhere ... also doesn't say I can't beat stupid people over the head with a 2x4, and yet somehow that is illegal as well. Sigh.


Well, we'd hate to have to watch you beating yourself with a 2x4... ;)
 
2013-01-03 08:30:36 AM  

Azlefty:
this piece of white trash is vying to be "Queen of Kentucky


I'm just going to point out that while this paragon of motherly virtues works in Kentucky, she actually lives in Indiana. So she would be vying to be Queen of Indiana, thank you very much.
 
2013-01-03 08:31:23 AM  
I'm all for rednecks in rural towns getting liquored up and shooting at each other, as long as they keep it amongst themselves

/ they breed like Catholics and welfare queens, we need some population control
 
2013-01-03 08:35:54 AM  

doglover: GreatGlavinsGhost: But, kids younger than that join the military.

And thus the hypocrisy of age limits is born.

It should be a meritocracy. All citizens born should have the right not to be victimized by crime, the right to clean water, weather appropriate clothing and the right to basic foodstuffs. Everything else should be allowed only after a vetting process.You want to eat at a restaurant? You'd best prove you can handle it. You want a glass to drink from? Prove you can handle it. A bicycle? Prove you're responsible enough. Straight on down the line till we come to fully automatic chainsaw rocketlaunchers that auto-target old ladies by default. You'd best believe the license for one of those would be a biatch and a half to get and penalty for failure to use it properly would be the stuff of nightmares.


Suddenly picturing The Punisher with that gun that shoots swords...
 
2013-01-03 08:40:17 AM  

ParaHandy: I'm all for rednecks in rural towns getting liquored up and shooting at each other, as long as they keep it amongst themselves

/ they breed like Catholics and welfare queens, we need some population control


ORLY?
 
2013-01-03 09:29:22 AM  
"No. Especially the way she lets her kids run. She even threatened having them come over her and whoop me," he said.

i seem to have the strangest boner right now.
 
2013-01-03 10:10:50 AM  
FTA Police found her son pumping a loaded 12 gauge shotgun at the kitchen table

So..this is now a new euphemism for solo sex??
 
2013-01-03 11:28:16 AM  
I don't see why people are surprised by this. Why do people believe teachers are better than the average person? From my personal observations, I have concluded that whack-jobs, weirdos, gold bricks, pervs make up a higher percentage of teaching faculty than are found in the general public.
 
2013-01-03 11:48:30 AM  

sloshed_again: Mother of the year


I second this motion. An early front runner in my opinion.
 
2013-01-03 11:59:54 AM  
Mom and her kids drunk with guns, I have a feeling this is a problem that will solve itself.
 
2013-01-03 01:00:35 PM  
The only crime I see is they didnt kill each other while the house burned to the ground.
 
2013-01-03 01:53:12 PM  

BronyMedic: possession of a long arm in and of itself is NOT a crime.


Well, of course not... You can't just criminalize genetic abnormalities!

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2013-01-04 12:19:35 AM  

doglover: GreatGlavinsGhost: But, kids younger than that join the military.

And thus the hypocrisy of age limits is born.

It should be a meritocracy. All citizens born should have the right not to be victimized by crime, the right to clean water, weather appropriate clothing and the right to basic foodstuffs. Everything else should be allowed only after a vetting process.You want to eat at a restaurant? You'd best prove you can handle it. You want a glass to drink from? Prove you can handle it. A bicycle? Prove you're responsible enough. Straight on down the line till we come to fully automatic chainsaw rocketlaunchers that auto-target old ladies by default. You'd best believe the license for one of those would be a biatch and a half to get and penalty for failure to use it properly would be the stuff of nightmares.


What... What would be the proper use of fully automatic chainsaw rocketlaunchers that auto-target old ladies by default in your meritocracy?

Also, the problem with meritocracies is that they breed corruption. See India.

/Painting with a broad brush
 
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