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(Sun News Network)   Prostate cancer just got worse   ( divider line
    More: Sad, prostate cancer, sexual function, Cancer Center  
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24270 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jan 2013 at 4:37 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-02 09:15:02 PM  
6 votes:
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This picture seems....disturbing.
2013-01-02 08:55:56 PM  
5 votes:
The alternative: These meaty tumors really give my schlong the girth that drives the ladies wild!
2013-01-03 05:19:46 AM  
4 votes:
Don't tell my wife, she'll be praying for me to get prostate cancer.
2013-01-03 05:30:38 AM  
3 votes:
One medical exam that was required for a job. When the doctor put on the glove with a loud snap made me go "oh crud". He had a classic reply "what are you complaining about? I go to lunch after this"
2013-01-02 08:53:59 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-01-03 08:05:00 AM  
1 vote:

Dad had prostate cancer, so I started getting tested in my mid 40's after he was diagnosed. Five months before my 50th, the PSA test came back positive. Biopsy the next month confirmed. Ugh. Prostate cancer is usually a slow growth compared to many other forms. But, at age 50, that's a long time to hope I outlive it, so I chose to have the bugger removed. Four years later, still cancer-free. Yeah, size deceased, but I can live with it.

2013-01-03 08:00:33 AM  
1 vote:
I give zero farks. Hack my junk clean off. Make it concave. Hell, make it into a vagina. Make it a lead box that makes a sound like Kesha blowing Gilbert Gottfried every time I have to pee for all I care. If that's the alternative to dying of cancer, I'm in.
2013-01-03 06:04:33 AM  
1 vote:
Now I know what to worry about: a disease that shrinks your penis, and as a side effect gives you cancer.
2013-01-03 05:19:10 AM  
1 vote:

Wolf892: I'm an Atheist, but if there is one thing that could convince me that there is a god, it's the fact that no matter how hard we try, there is no way to increase the size of our junk. See, god (if he exists as the bible describes him) seems to love misery. Nothing makes a man more miserable than having his junk either not work or be a size he's not happy with. So god made sure that this was the one part of the body that no alterations can improve on. However, he (if he exists) sure has worked hard on finding ways to either decrease its size or to make it not work. Fark you god. Fark you, you cancer causing, emotionally needy deity. Fark you....

Makes you wonder about the first generations of men (according to Genesis). They lived for hundreds of years and must have been troubled by prostate cancer for most of their lives.

/among other things
2013-01-03 01:25:18 AM  
1 vote:
Ernest Borgnine lived to be 95 for a reason
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once a day keeps the doctor away
2013-01-02 09:36:01 PM  
1 vote:

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This picture seems....disturbing.

"Hand goes where?"
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2013-01-02 09:01:35 PM  
1 vote:
One side effect of prostate cancer therapy is impotence. If you tell me instead it will be like a penis, but smaller, I will be relatively happy.
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