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(Huffington Post)   Clinton discharged. This is not a repeat from 1998   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 110
    More: Followup, New York Presbyterian Hospital, stomach virus, Secretary of State Colin Powell, blood thinner, D-Mass  
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2013-01-02 07:26:51 PM
FTFA: He says Clinton is appreciative of the excellent care she received at New York-Presbyterian Hospital and is eager to get back to work. A date for her return to the State Department has not been set.

It's nice to know that our federal government officials are getting the best possible medical care that the taxpayers can buy... You know... the taxpayers who can't afford their own medical care.

Seriously... I hope they're telling us the truth and that Hillary's okay. She needs to be healthy to take all the crap she gets from just about every direction. Secretary of State is a seriously tough job.
 
2013-01-02 07:33:49 PM

Fark Me To Tears: Seriously... I hope they're telling us the truth and that Hillary's okay. She needs to be healthy to take all the crap she gets from just about every direction. Secretary of State is a seriously tough job.


Basically, here are the 3 likely situations I can figure:

1.  She's priming to run for POTUS again.  Her age might be a problem, but her narrow loss to Obama in the 2008 primaries proves she's electable.
2.  She's honestly just sick of it all and wants to retire.  Can't blame her one bit if that's the case.
3.  This problem is worse than we know.

I hope it's 1 or 2.
 
2013-01-02 07:37:57 PM
that depends on what your definition of "is" is
 
2013-01-02 08:56:45 PM
Rest, Madame-President H...
 
2013-01-02 08:57:14 PM
Was she wearing a blue dress?
 
2013-01-02 08:57:17 PM

ultraholland: that depends on what your definition of "is" is


I don't recall. (Reagan)
 
2013-01-02 08:57:21 PM

ultraholland: that depends on what your definition of "is" is


Old joke is old.
 
2013-01-02 08:57:40 PM
So,
Bleu waffle is on ze menu?
 
2013-01-02 08:58:01 PM

Indubitably: ultraholland: that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Old joke is old.


Make your own jokes, young man.

*)
 
2013-01-02 08:58:15 PM
Come again, subby?
 
2013-01-02 08:59:06 PM
glad to hear it, Hill
 
2013-01-02 08:59:07 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: ultraholland: that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Old joke is old.

Make your own jokes, young man.

*)


To waffle
 
2013-01-02 09:00:14 PM
I see Jay Leno is subbing as an admin.
 
2013-01-02 09:00:23 PM
So she's headed for the Betty Ford clinic next?
 
2013-01-02 09:00:34 PM
better luck next time, blood cot.
-william jefferson clinton
 
2013-01-02 09:00:35 PM
Next time you get so dehydrated you fall and get a concussion, go to a hospital instead of waiting a month....
 
2013-01-02 09:01:34 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: I see Jay Leno is subbing as an admin.


Aww crap, did I fall asleep during the news again?
 
2013-01-02 09:01:48 PM
Zombie Hillary Clinton just released.

/Yikes!
 
Slu
2013-01-02 09:02:29 PM

TofuTheAlmighty: I see Jay Leno is subbing as an admin.


I thought it funny until I read your comment!

Nah, still funny, but so is your comment.

Get well Hill-Dog.
 
2013-01-02 09:03:30 PM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: He says Clinton is appreciative of the


"Clinton appreciates the"

I hate passive voice.

Glad you're better, Hillary.
 
2013-01-02 09:05:14 PM
discharged

Bubba Bill got the herp?
 
2013-01-02 09:05:19 PM
How To Steal Jokes:

Own a media company. Become an admin everywhere, especially FARK.

Steal Indubitably's jokes and lines and poetry.

Profit!

*)
 
2013-01-02 09:06:28 PM
Great, now she can testify about what REALLY happened in Benghazi and find out the real truth of how Obama personally sent those terrorists to ambush the embassy while Obama watched it all on TV laughing evily in the process.

/Study it out
 
2013-01-02 09:06:38 PM
subby +1 2013
 
2013-01-02 09:06:51 PM

Indubitably: How To Steal Jokes:

Own a media company. Become an admin everywhere, especially FARK.

Steal Indubitably's jokes and lines and poetry.

Profit!

*)


To H: I will let you steal my jokes anytime, madame.
 
2013-01-02 09:08:07 PM

StopLurkListen: Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: He says Clinton is appreciative of the

"Clinton appreciates the"

I hate passive voice.

Glad you're better, Hillary.


I agree that "is appreciative of" is stupid, but it's not passive voice. "The excellent care is appreciated by Clinton" would be passive.
 
2013-01-02 09:10:02 PM

Mrtraveler01: Great, now she can testify about what REALLY happened in Benghazi and find out the real truth of how Obama personally sent those terrorists to ambush the embassy while Obama watched it all on TV laughing evily in the process.

/Study it out


//Seriously, you have years of study ahead of you, and have you even really started? My standardized assessment of you is... *drum-roll* ...wait a few weeks...No. P.S. Time is more relative than you know, no?
 
2013-01-02 09:10:07 PM

beany: StopLurkListen: Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: He says Clinton is appreciative of the

"Clinton appreciates the"

I hate passive voice.

Glad you're better, Hillary.

I agree that "is appreciative of" is stupid, but it's not passive voice. "The excellent care is appreciated by Clinton" would be passive.


Ha. Yeah. (Grammar fight.)
 
2013-01-02 09:12:40 PM

Indubitably: Mrtraveler01: Great, now she can testify about what REALLY happened in Benghazi and find out the real truth of how Obama personally sent those terrorists to ambush the embassy while Obama watched it all on TV laughing evily in the process.

/Study it out

//Seriously, you have years of study ahead of you, and have you even really started? My standardized assessment of you is... *drum-roll* ...wait a few weeks...No. P.S. Time is more relative than you know, no?


Eh, to be honest, I usually just half ass it anyways.
 
2013-01-02 09:15:40 PM
Somewhere a 707 government jet is warming up on the runway.
The liquor cabinet is full.
Up into the wide blue yonder the black pantsuit is back drinking on the public dime.
"Better luck next time Fate." As she swirls the single ice cube in the empty glass.
 
2013-01-02 09:15:42 PM
It wasn't sexual -- she didn't inhale!
 
2013-01-02 09:16:23 PM

Indubitably: ultraholland: that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Old joke is old.


Is joke is is.
 
2013-01-02 09:16:45 PM
Wow...2 days in and we have a HOTY candidate already....good one subby
 
2013-01-02 09:17:41 PM

relcec: better luck next time, blood cot.
-william jefferson clinton


Well, bless your heart.
 
2013-01-02 09:18:48 PM

LockeOak: Indubitably: ultraholland: that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Old joke is old.

Is joke is is.


That's "is" cubed.

And that's that.
 
2013-01-02 09:19:02 PM
HOTY candidate right there.

/*I* thought it was funny
 
2013-01-02 09:20:19 PM

Mrtraveler01: Indubitably: Mrtraveler01: Great, now she can testify about what REALLY happened in Benghazi and find out the real truth of how Obama personally sent those terrorists to ambush the embassy while Obama watched it all on TV laughing evily in the process.

/Study it out

//Seriously, you have years of study ahead of you, and have you even really started? My standardized assessment of you is... *drum-roll* ...wait a few weeks...No. P.S. Time is more relative than you know, no?

Eh, to be honest, I usually just half ass it anyways.


NSS?
 
2013-01-02 09:21:34 PM
The passive voice is also hated by me.
 
2013-01-02 09:25:16 PM
Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: ultraholland: that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Old joke is old.

Make your own jokes, young man.

*)

To waffle


dude, you are blowing my mind.
 
2013-01-02 09:26:40 PM

ultraholland: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: ultraholland: that depends on what your definition of "is" is

Old joke is old.

Make your own jokes, young man.

*)

To waffle

dude, you are blowing my mind.


To waffle-blow?
 
2013-01-02 09:27:20 PM

impaler: The passive voice is also hated by me.


To hate
 
2013-01-02 09:27:58 PM

Indubitably: impaler: The passive voice is also hated by me.

To hate


Quit it.
 
2013-01-02 09:32:29 PM

impaler: The passive voice is also hated by me.


At least proper knowledge of the passive voice has been to known to you.

/Was that correct?
 
2013-01-02 09:33:24 PM
Is this a Clinton STD joke? Sometimes dumbmitter.. you can try too hard.
 
2013-01-02 09:33:42 PM

max_pooper: impaler: The passive voice is also hated by me.

At least proper knowledge of the passive voice has been to known to you.

/Was that correct?


/Not really.
 
2013-01-02 09:34:59 PM

ObamaTheOmnipotent: Is this a Clinton STD joke? Sometimes dumbmitter.. you can try too hard.


Seriously awesome timestamp, yo.
 
2013-01-02 09:37:20 PM
Points to subby. ---->subby
 
2013-01-02 09:37:36 PM
www.freewebs.com

Yes, you would have.
 
2013-01-02 09:41:51 PM

Close2TheEdge: [www.freewebs.com image 400x250]

Yes, you would have.


Hell yes.
 
2013-01-02 09:42:09 PM
Devil with the blue dress on!
 
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