utsagrad123: The Walmart by my house always has a one armed man working the speedy checkout line. That seemed cruel to me at first but he is much more efficient with that one arm that the rest of the cashiers are with two
shanrick: The most important thing to remember about the express lane is that you should wait until the cashier is entirely finished ringing up your purchase and bagging it, and only then should you start digging in your purse for your checkbook. And use coupons, lots of coupons.
doglover: Experience says otherwise. And unlike math, experience is based in the real world.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Let's say you're in an express line with five people ahead of you and everyone has 10 items each (50 items total). In the standard line beside you, there are also five people but they all have 20 items each (60 items total).wha?
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