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(USA Today)   Headline: Danica Patrick Switching Teams? Subby is very disappointed this is actually about racing   (usatoday.com) divider line 28
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2013-01-02 06:04:17 PM  
I guess its all about money, but I didn't see this coming.  JR Motorsports, Stewart-Haas, and Hendrick all have deep ties.
 
2013-01-02 06:49:02 PM  

downstairs: I guess its all about money, but I didn't see this coming.  JR Motorsports, Stewart-Haas, and Hendrick all have deep ties.


True that, but I have seen mentioned that Stewart Haas was hurt a lot more than they admitted by Office Depot leaving as primary sponsor. I wonder if this has something to do with that.

/Waits to see what Jeff Gluck has to say...
 
2013-01-02 07:09:48 PM  

Shadow Blasko: downstairs: I guess its all about money, but I didn't see this coming.  JR Motorsports, Stewart-Haas, and Hendrick all have deep ties.

True that, but I have seen mentioned that Stewart Haas was hurt a lot more than they admitted by Office Depot leaving as primary sponsor. I wonder if this has something to do with that.

/Waits to see what Jeff Gluck has to say...


SHR also lost Army, though.. I'm having trouble seeing the connection here.. what would SHR's hypothetical troubles have to do with Danica leaving JR in Nationwide (given that she'll be driving for SHR full time in Cup this year)?
 
2013-01-02 07:41:22 PM  
Guess you'll just have to keep scissoring your dildos subs.
 
2013-01-02 07:41:27 PM  
I want her to switch to AMA Superbike so the tank-slapper reference can become a sweet double entendre.
 
2013-01-02 07:41:43 PM  
Maybe it's just that Kelly wants her team to win a race or two? And with this sponsorship deal they don't really need Danica to sell space on the fenders.
 
2013-01-02 07:43:57 PM  

fatalvenom: I want her to switch to AMA Superbike so the tank-slapper reference can become a sweet double entendre.


I've heard she has sharp knees. That may be a problem in superbikes.

Thanks for reminding me, I get to work MotoGP and AMA Superbikes this year!
 
2013-01-02 07:44:52 PM  
 the Siberian racing league is missing a hell of a distraction.
 
2013-01-02 08:05:37 PM  
I would put money down that her leaving JRM is more closely related to her divorce. First she gets the divorce, then she leaves JRM, then it's announced that her and Dale Jr. have been an item for a while. With her leaving JRM, it frees up the perception of favoritism.
 
2013-01-02 08:32:11 PM  

TheBigAndTheRed: I would put money down that her leaving JRM is more closely related to her divorce. First she gets the divorce, then she leaves JRM, then it's announced that her and Dale Jr. have been an item for a while. With her leaving JRM, it frees up the perception of favoritism.


Wait, she's dating Dale Earnhardt Jr.?  Quick, somebody check to see if Kannapolis is being powered by a two spinning graves.  Also, if they reproduce, their child will have a lot of hype, but fail to live up to it.
 
ecl
2013-01-02 08:32:41 PM  

downstairs: I guess its all about money, but I didn't see this coming.  JR Motorsports, Stewart-Haas, and Hendrick all have deep ties.


An inside source told me she beefed in the team shower and heeled it down the drain... basically instant termination.
 
2013-01-02 08:49:32 PM  

bluorangefyre: TheBigAndTheRed: I would put money down that her leaving JRM is more closely related to her divorce. First she gets the divorce, then she leaves JRM, then it's announced that her and Dale Jr. have been an item for a while. With her leaving JRM, it frees up the perception of favoritism.

Wait, she's dating Dale Earnhardt Jr.?  Quick, somebody check to see if Kannapolis is being powered by a two spinning graves.  Also, if they reproduce, their child will have a lot of hype, but fail to live up to it.


Kid will never have a driver's license, insists on taking the bus.
 
2013-01-02 10:40:24 PM  

crotchgrabber: fatalvenom: I want her to switch to AMA Superbike so the tank-slapper reference can become a sweet double entendre.

I've heard she has sharp knees. That may be a problem in superbikes.

Thanks for reminding me, I get to work MotoGP and AMA Superbikes this year!



You work and Laguna or Infineon as a corner?

I've hit the Cork-Screw in an F355 Challenge car and came within a few centimeters of turtling...I can't imagine what it's like on two-wheels.
 
2013-01-02 11:14:11 PM  
Goddamnitsomuch, Fark, I am dissapoint.

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2013-01-02 11:30:46 PM  

bluorangefyre: TheBigAndTheRed: I would put money down that her leaving JRM is more closely related to her divorce. First she gets the divorce, then she leaves JRM, then it's announced that her and Dale Jr. have been an item for a while. With her leaving JRM, it frees up the perception of favoritism.

Wait, she's dating Dale Earnhardt Jr.?  Quick, somebody check to see if Kannapolis is being powered by a two spinning graves.  Also, if they reproduce, their child will have a lot of hype, but fail to live up to it.


Ya, I don't think it has much to do with that. She can still harvest a few bucks for 6 or 8 Nationwide races from GoDaddy or Clairol or somebody. Hell, she can sponsor it out of pocket with JLo and the Pertussis Foundation or whatever the hell that thing is.
 
2013-01-03 02:30:06 AM  

fatalvenom: crotchgrabber: fatalvenom: I want her to switch to AMA Superbike so the tank-slapper reference can become a sweet double entendre.

I've heard she has sharp knees. That may be a problem in superbikes.

Thanks for reminding me, I get to work MotoGP and AMA Superbikes this year!


You work and Laguna or Infineon as a corner?

I've hit the Cork-Screw in an F355 Challenge car and came within a few centimeters of turtling...I can't imagine what it's like on two-wheels.


Seca. Emergency dispatcher. When I work I'm at turn two drivers right. Way up the hill. Great view.

I've taken the corkscrew on two wheels... Bicycle. Whipping miatas through there is ass clenching.
 
2013-01-03 02:31:23 AM  
Subby is a lesbian?

As a heterosexual male, I prefer hot women to be straight or bisexual, and very sure of their sexuality. Assuming Subby is a man, lesbians do not want your penis, subby, much like the rest of the women, but at least you have a microscopic chance with those other women, whereas with a lesbian, you have ZERO CHANCE.
 
2013-01-03 02:36:37 AM  

LesserEvil: Subby is a lesbian?

As a heterosexual male, I prefer hot women to be straight or bisexual, and very sure of their sexuality. Assuming Subby is a man, lesbians do not want your penis, subby, much like the rest of the women, but at least you have a microscopic chance with those other women, whereas with a lesbian, you have ZERO CHANCE.


i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-03 02:36:58 AM  

downstairs: I guess its all about money, but I didn't see this coming.  JR Motorsports, Stewart-Haas, and Hendrick all have deep ties.


It's obvious it's not about winning. Never has been
 
2013-01-03 02:57:22 AM  

bluorangefyre: TheBigAndTheRed: I would put money down that her leaving JRM is more closely related to her divorce. First she gets the divorce, then she leaves JRM, then it's announced that her and Dale Jr. have been an item for a while. With her leaving JRM, it frees up the perception of favoritism.

Wait, she's dating Dale Earnhardt Jr.?  Quick, somebody check to see if Kannapolis is being powered by a two spinning graves.  Also, if they reproduce, their child will have a lot of hype, but fail to live up to it.


And will always have a ride in Winston Cup or BGN, no matter how much of a shiatty backmarker they are.
 
2013-01-03 04:16:09 AM  

LesserEvil: Subby is a lesbian?

As a heterosexual male, I prefer hot women to be straight or bisexual, and very sure of their sexuality. Assuming Subby is a man, lesbians do not want your penis, subby, much like the rest of the women, but at least you have a microscopic chance with those other women, whereas with a lesbian, you have ZERO CHANCE.


You vastly over-estimate subby's chance with Danica Patrick. Let him dream.
 
2013-01-03 09:12:59 AM  
She's got dyke written all over her
 
2013-01-03 11:05:48 AM  

ecl: An inside source told me she beefed in the team shower and heeled it down the drain...


i have no idea what this means.  am i the only one?
 
ecl
2013-01-03 12:28:29 PM  

stir22: ecl: An inside source told me she beefed in the team shower and heeled it down the drain...

i have no idea what this means.  am i the only one?


To crap in the shower and stomp the turd through the grate with the heel of ones foot.
 
2013-01-03 12:31:18 PM  

ecl: downstairs: I guess its all about money, but I didn't see this coming.  JR Motorsports, Stewart-Haas, and Hendrick all have deep ties.

An inside source told me she beefed in the team shower and heeled it down the drain... basically instant termination.


Forearm sized logs?

/burn her!
 
2013-01-03 12:33:01 PM  

ecl: stir22: ecl: An inside source told me she beefed in the team shower and heeled it down the drain...

i have no idea what this means.  am i the only one?

To crap in the shower and stomp the turd through the grate with the heel of ones foot.


no one has ever done this. i refuse to live in a world that this happens. it's like weird porn. people just think it exists because there's porn for it, but it doesn't actually exist.
 
2013-01-03 01:46:51 PM  

stir22: ecl: An inside source told me she beefed in the team shower and heeled it down the drain...

i have no idea what this means.  am i the only one?


Assuming you're not just trolling, it's a bit of copypasta usually tied to Kelly Clarkson. The usual allegation is that "she beefs HARD," and that on the set of a film, she was known for "shiat[ting] in the shower and heel[ing] it down the drain." As long as those remarks are kept, the actual movie and celebrity are pretty malleable.

Of course, only half the copypasta is here, so maybe that's why it got lost in translation. I've assumed it was a Fark meme because my Misc- and /b/-savvy friends don't recognize it.

/for a race car driver, it's actually sound strategy
//performance weight reduction
 
2013-01-04 08:21:55 AM  

fatalvenom: crotchgrabber: fatalvenom: I want her to switch to AMA Superbike so the tank-slapper reference can become a sweet double entendre.

I've heard she has sharp knees. That may be a problem in superbikes.

Thanks for reminding me, I get to work MotoGP and AMA Superbikes this year!


You work and Laguna or Infineon as a corner?

I've hit the Cork-Screw in an F355 Challenge car and came within a few centimeters of turtling...I can't imagine what it's like on two-wheels.


In the immortal words of Adm Benson, "I don't have a clue what you're talking about. Not a farking clue." But...

I've hit the Wild Python at the County Fair and came within a few chili dogs of hurling.

Also, I've hit yo mama with my 12IN Salami and came within a few seconds of entering.
 
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