fusillade762: You can fly with lobsters?
ultraholland: Please, who here hasn't misplaced at least one suitcase full of lobster?Thought so.
vudukungfu: fusillade762: You can fly with lobsters?CSB:I flew into Greater Pittsburgh International back in 95 with a suitcase full of live lobsters, cherry stones, steamers, mussels, and seaweed packed in ice from RI, for Christmas eve, with the folks. Plopped it on the kitchen table and my sister tried to lug it up to my room. Nope. Unzipped it right there and she ran to the fridge, tossed my dad a pond of butter, grabbed the Heinz and horseradish and said start boiling, dinner is just 20 minutes away. We papered the table with news of the day and yanked the paper towels off the rack and had a merry old time. Dad nuked the butter, and poured the drawn butter into cups. Sis made the cocktail sauce, and mom dropped a colander on the table to catch hot stuff and a chip bowl for shells. I had a 5 # brick of U-10 Ecuadorian shrimp in the bag, and it was peeled, deveined, and cooked, and eaten within an hour, too. After all was done, we tossed the remains in the coal fire, and felt very lucky to have had an authentic surprise dinner, courtesy of the black sheep of the family.End CSB.*burp*
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