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(CBC)   Suitcase full of frozen lobster returned to its rightful owner   (cbc.ca) divider line 55
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2013-01-02 06:07:01 PM  
You can fly with lobsters?
 
2013-01-02 06:14:12 PM  

fusillade762: You can fly with lobsters?


No silly!  Lobsters dont have wings!
 
2013-01-02 06:47:11 PM  
frozen food and electronics?
this smells fishy
 
2013-01-02 06:49:52 PM  
Suitcase full of frozen butter still missing.
 
2013-01-02 06:53:04 PM  
Fark: returned by the TSA
 
2013-01-02 06:57:11 PM  
Were they frozen before they got on the plane?
 
2013-01-02 07:02:39 PM  

sseye: Fark: returned by the TSA


CATSA

http://www.catsa.gc.ca/home.aspx?id=1&pname=Home_Accueil&lang=en/

Same basic idea.
 
2013-01-02 07:04:16 PM  

But it wasn't luggage,
It was a luggage lobsta!


LUGGAGE LOBSTA!!!

 
2013-01-02 07:04:38 PM  
RTFA

What a bunch of farking idiots.
 
2013-01-02 07:06:16 PM  
I believe you mean thawed.
 
2013-01-02 07:06:53 PM  

Indubitably: I believe you mean thawed.


Thawed Lobster!

*cue B-52's*
 
2013-01-02 07:08:07 PM  

Kanemano: frozen food and electronics?
this smells fishycrustacean.


FTFY
 
2013-01-02 07:08:37 PM  
Unavailable for comment:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-02 07:09:34 PM  
I was reading the article and I was like "yay, no ridiculous stage 5 swat response with the package being destroyed, yay"

Then I saw it was Canada. :(
 
2013-01-02 07:12:11 PM  
So THAT'S why Vincent and Jules were so keen on getting that back to Marcellus Wallace...
 
2013-01-02 07:15:33 PM  

sseye: Fark: returned by the TSA


[CA]TSA had nothing to do with it. The suitcase fell off the back of a pickup truck on the way to the airport, was found by a bus driver and was returned by the Halifax regional police.
 
2013-01-02 07:17:27 PM  

Ivo Shandor: sseye: Fark: returned by the TSA

[CA]TSA had nothing to do with it. The suitcase fell off the back of a pickup truck on the way to the airport, was found by a bus driver and was returned by the Halifax regional police.


To real
 
2013-01-02 07:20:21 PM  
Please, who here hasn't misplaced at least one suitcase full of lobster?

Thought so.
 
2013-01-02 07:27:08 PM  
God as my witness, I thought lobsters could take the bus.
 
2013-01-02 07:27:29 PM  

ultraholland: Please, who here hasn't misplaced at least one suitcase full of lobster?

Thought so.


Naturally, though in my case the lobsters were fresh.
 
2013-01-02 07:31:39 PM  

ultraholland: Please, who here hasn't misplaced at least one suitcase full of lobster?

Thought so.


Well, I'll admit to losing a case of crabs, at least.
 
2013-01-02 07:37:21 PM  
My favorite is when you break/cut the back to reveal the green slime.

Wash it off.

Then cook.
 
2013-01-02 07:38:04 PM  
...Kramer?
 
2013-01-02 07:41:44 PM  

MrEricSir: ...Kramer?


Careful, friend, for I wield a +5 Vorpal Weapon in each hand.

*snikt*
 
2013-01-02 07:41:53 PM  
Great story. People here on the East Coast are remarkably honest and well- meaning, even by Canadian standards.
 
2013-01-02 07:46:34 PM  
suitcase full of guts

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-02 07:47:25 PM  

MrEricSir: ..Kramer?


Magic?
 
2013-01-02 07:48:14 PM  
Shrimp and lobsters are best, they go really fast.
Just ask Jimmy.
 
2013-01-02 07:51:05 PM  
I lost a suitcase ful of cheese garlic biscuits; we should hang out.
 
2013-01-02 07:57:47 PM  
And no lobster cared going down the road.
 
2013-01-02 08:00:15 PM  

fusillade762: You can fly with lobsters?


CSB:
I flew into Greater Pittsburgh International back in 95 with a suitcase full of live lobsters, cherry stones, steamers, mussels, and seaweed packed in ice from RI, for Christmas eve, with the folks. Plopped it on the kitchen table and my sister tried to lug it up to my room. Nope. Unzipped it right there and she ran to the fridge, tossed my dad a pond of butter, grabbed the Heinz and horseradish and said start boiling, dinner is just 20 minutes away. We papered the table with news of the day and yanked the paper towels off the rack and had a merry old time. Dad nuked the butter, and poured the drawn butter into cups. Sis made the cocktail sauce, and mom dropped a colander on the table to catch hot stuff and a chip bowl for shells. I had a 5 # brick of U-10 Ecuadorian shrimp in the bag, and it was peeled, deveined, and cooked, and eaten within an hour, too. After all was done, we tossed the remains in the coal fire, and felt very lucky to have had an authentic surprise dinner, courtesy of the black sheep of the family.
End CSB.
*burp*
 
2013-01-02 08:04:39 PM  
I've been really into crab legs recently. Anybody have any recipes or tips for cooking them at home?
 
2013-01-02 08:05:09 PM  

vudukungfu: fusillade762: You can fly with lobsters?

CSB:
I flew into Greater Pittsburgh International back in 95 with a suitcase full of live lobsters, cherry stones, steamers, mussels, and seaweed packed in ice from RI, for Christmas eve, with the folks. Plopped it on the kitchen table and my sister tried to lug it up to my room. Nope. Unzipped it right there and she ran to the fridge, tossed my dad a pond of butter, grabbed the Heinz and horseradish and said start boiling, dinner is just 20 minutes away. We papered the table with news of the day and yanked the paper towels off the rack and had a merry old time. Dad nuked the butter, and poured the drawn butter into cups. Sis made the cocktail sauce, and mom dropped a colander on the table to catch hot stuff and a chip bowl for shells. I had a 5 # brick of U-10 Ecuadorian shrimp in the bag, and it was peeled, deveined, and cooked, and eaten within an hour, too. After all was done, we tossed the remains in the coal fire, and felt very lucky to have had an authentic surprise dinner, courtesy of the black sheep of the family.
End CSB.
*burp*


May I come over for dinner sometime?

I promise to bring me.

*)
 
2013-01-02 08:06:42 PM  

fusillade762: I've been really into crab legs recently. Anybody have any recipes or tips for cooking them at home?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-02 08:08:42 PM  

ultraholland: Please, who here hasn't misplaced at least one suitcase full of lobster?

Thought so.


www.davidyellen.com

/How you doin'?
 
2013-01-02 08:30:55 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: fusillade762: I've been really into crab legs recently. Anybody have any recipes or tips for cooking them at home?

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It's always so sad when a friend goes crazy and you have a have a big clambake and cook him!
 
2013-01-02 08:32:21 PM  

fusillade762: Jon iz teh kewl: fusillade762: I've been really into crab legs recently. Anybody have any recipes or tips for cooking them at home?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 428x369]

It's always so sad when a friend goes crazy and you have a have a big clambake and cook him!


Comma error.
 
2013-01-02 08:33:47 PM  

WordsnCollision: ultraholland: Please, who here hasn't misplaced at least one suitcase full of lobster?

Thought so.



/How you doin'?


I flew with two frozen turduckens to Colombia.
 
2013-01-02 08:56:02 PM  

Indubitably: May I come over for dinner sometime?

I promise to bring me.

*)



Yeah. Sure. I make a mean-assed bouillabaisse a la marseillaise.
You bring the rouille.
But, be a chick.
 
2013-01-02 08:57:27 PM  
If there was a CSI: Nova Scotia, you know this would be their season final.
 
2013-01-02 09:00:49 PM  

vudukungfu: Indubitably: May I come over for dinner sometime?

I promise to bring me.

*)


Yeah. Sure. I make a mean-assed bouillabaisse a la marseillaise.
You bring the rouille.
But, be a chick.


That ain't happening.

And that's that.

*)
 
2013-01-02 09:01:43 PM  
To bum

e.g. "I bum, man."
 
2013-01-02 09:02:10 PM  
You cant bring most meats in to the country if your not a commercial entity, Many many other agricultural products are illegal. Some commercial products are fine, like canned lobster, or kangaroo jerky if its in a factory sealed.

But if your flying between states I think its fine if the airline dosent have a restriction on it. (except for California they are weird)
 
2013-01-02 09:06:22 PM  
So they were returned to the sea? Or were they still sent to a rich elitist to be murdered in a seasoned pot of water?
 
2013-01-02 09:06:42 PM  

Indubitably: That ain't happening.

And that's that.

*)



You don't have a "little black dress"?
 
2013-01-02 09:17:22 PM  
vudukungfu: 5 # brick of U-10 Ecuadorian

I knew this CSB was thinly veiled from the start.
 
2013-01-02 09:21:32 PM  

vudukungfu: Indubitably: That ain't happening.

And that's that.

*)


You don't have a "little black dress"?


Nope.
 
2013-01-02 09:29:22 PM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: If there was a CSI: Nova Scotia, you know this would be their season final.


Except the cops would personally drive the Lobster to Toronto. NS is great. I came out of a bar there once at closing time. The cops were outside and with my US frame of mind i was thinking they were looking for DUI's. Instead they drove up and asked if anyone needed a ride home. Yeah, it was surreal.
 
2013-01-02 09:38:48 PM  

Forsythe P. Jones: vudukungfu: 5 # brick of U-10 Ecuadorian

I knew this CSB was thinly veiled from the start.


They were real.
/and they were fantastic.
 
2013-01-02 09:50:28 PM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: If there was a CSI: Nova Scotia, you know this would be their season final.


If there was a CSI: Nova Scotia it would be the only episode.
 
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