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(Huffington Post)   Krysten Ritter rumored to be cast as Anastasia Steele in Fifty Shades of Grey: The Movie   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 131
    More: Amusing, Krysten Ritter, the movie, Alexander Skarsgard, Ian Somerhalder, Ryan Gosling, Ashley Greene, Mila Kunis, Focus Features  
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2013-01-02 02:28:35 PM  
I don't know how graphic that book is, I've heard very, but if they go all out, I'd watch Krysten Ritter do it. She's sorta hot.
 
2013-01-02 02:32:49 PM  
i970.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-02 02:48:40 PM  
I can't go to that movie. I'd start singing along with Thomas Tallis, and that would just annoy all the other moviegoers.

hmmm ... I think I see some flashmob potential, here ...
 
2013-01-02 02:53:45 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Ok.
 
2013-01-02 03:37:27 PM  
If the movies are as graphic as I am assuming the novels are, no way any cut gets less than an NC-17 rating without being silly.

/is this Krysten Ritter person related to John?
 
2013-01-02 03:40:12 PM  
Article mentions Anne Hathaway in the running as well and we all know how she feels about doing anal...
 
2013-01-02 03:44:44 PM  

bluorangefyre: If the movies are as graphic as I am assuming the novels are, no way any cut gets less than an NC-17 rating without being silly.

/is this Krysten Ritter person related to John?


Nope. She's the Biatch in Apartment 23.

They'll have a R-Rated theatrical release and an Unrated version on DVD/BluRay/Whatever.
 
2013-01-02 03:50:55 PM  
Wait, Mila Kunis was in the running? I care nothing one way anther for books resulting of a retooled Twilight fan fiction, but we had a chance to Mila Kunis get tied up and spanked, and now it's not happening?

You suck, Hollywood.
 
2013-01-02 04:16:16 PM  
HOW ABOUT NO
 
2013-01-02 04:31:32 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Nope. She's the Biatch in Apartment 23.


I farking love that show. Probably my favorite sitcom right now. With most shows you can usually predict what's going to happen in the first few minutes, but B*tch always surprises me.

Bonus: no laugh track.
 
2013-01-02 05:13:32 PM  

fusillade762: Bonus: no laugh track.


Double bonus:

thebobbydshow.com

My roommate and I watch that show. It works out well; he likes them damaged, I like them wholesome.
 
2013-01-02 05:48:49 PM  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: My roommate and I watch that show. It works out well; he likes them damaged, I like them wholesome.


Which one did you post? That's a bunny-boiler's smile, right there.
 
2013-01-02 05:49:43 PM  
Deep down I was hoping 2013 would be a better year for humanity.
I am again made to look like a fool.
 
2013-01-02 05:50:13 PM  
Krysten's knees are pointy, but she appears to be very bendable. I'm torn.
 
2013-01-02 05:51:05 PM  

Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 500x500]


Sponsored

/sigh

Zarquon's Flat Tire: fusillade762: Bonus: no laugh track.

Double bonus:

[thebobbydshow.com image 396x594]

My roommate and I watch that show. It works out well; he likes them damaged, I like them wholesome.


Yet she's the one with fake boobs

/modest implants, you can see them uncovered in Compliance
 
2013-01-02 05:52:36 PM  
Didn't she die of a heroin OD? I remember Jesse being inconsolable.
 
2013-01-02 05:55:24 PM  

theorellior: Zarquon's Flat Tire: My roommate and I watch that show. It works out well; he likes them damaged, I like them wholesome.

Which one did you post? That's a bunny-boiler's smile, right there.


It's probably just a bad picture/angle, but she looks like a freakin' anime character.
 
2013-01-02 06:00:50 PM  

theorellior: Which one did you post? That's a bunny-boiler's smile, right there.


Yeah it is a little bit. I spent enough time finding her name, wasn't going to look too hard for a picture.
 
2013-01-02 06:01:41 PM  

BadReligion: Didn't she die of a heroin OD? I remember Jesse being inconsolable.


At least he didn't inadvertently cause a mid-air collision.  Her dad better call Saul.
 
2013-01-02 06:09:45 PM  

BadReligion: Didn't she die of a heroin OD? I remember Jesse being inconsolable.


I'd still prob hit it, maybe.
 
2013-01-02 06:10:08 PM  
PLEASEBETRUE

I have wanted to see her funbags for a while now
 
2013-01-02 06:10:34 PM  
I thought Emma Watson was already cast
 
2013-01-02 06:13:30 PM  

imgod2u: I thought Emma Watson was already cast


Yeah I heard she's pretty desperate to shed the Potter stink. Hopefully this will be her gateway movie that spurs her career into hardcore porn.
 
2013-01-02 06:15:04 PM  
Who the fark is that? What the fark is 50 gray shades? What is this?
 
2013-01-02 06:15:42 PM  
I can't wait to see her O face
img2.timeinc.net

Well her other O face.
 
2013-01-02 06:18:15 PM  

Shadowknight: Wait, Mila Kunis was in the running? I care nothing one way anther for books resulting of a retooled Twilight fan fiction, but we had a chance to Mila Kunis get tied up and spanked, and now it's not happening?

You suck, Hollywood.


Would have had to get a stunt double for her ass/tits, or spent so much on CGI it would have ended up looking like 50 Shades of Avatar: The Movie.
 
2013-01-02 06:26:27 PM  
She's a raven hairned semi-goth. So she's okay in my book.
 
2013-01-02 06:27:22 PM  

peterthx: Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 500x500]

Sponsored

/sigh

Zarquon's Flat Tire: fusillade762: Bonus: no laugh track.

Double bonus:

[thebobbydshow.com image 396x594]

My roommate and I watch that show. It works out well; he likes them damaged, I like them wholesome.

Yet she's the one with fake boobs

/modest implants, you can see them uncovered in Compliance


Source? Because the only mention of her boobs are listed as real on mrskin.
 
2013-01-02 06:30:10 PM  

terminalx:
Source? Because the only mention of her boobs are listed as real on mrskin.


If you watch Compliance you'll see they're not.
 
2013-01-02 06:32:23 PM  
Anastasia Steele?  Really?  That's the character's name?

Farking fat, bored American housewives buying into this shiat.  Now the author, whom I'm sure is a talentless hack, is raking in ridiculous dough for what I assume is poorly written erotica.

I bet it's like "Bridges of Madison County" with lots of dicks and pussy.

/perfectly happy to judge without ever reading it
 
2013-01-02 06:34:25 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Anastasia Steele?  Really?  That's the character's name?

Farking fat, bored American housewives buying into this shiat.  Now the author, whom I'm sure is a talentless hack, is raking in ridiculous dough for what I assume is poorly written erotica.

I bet it's like "Bridges of Madison County" with lots of dicks and pussy.

/perfectly happy to judge without ever reading it


Oh its much worse: it was originally Twilight fan fiction.
 
2013-01-02 06:36:10 PM  
Anastasia Steele? Seriously? Isn't this the kind of thing they warn you about in the first day of Creative Writing 101?
 
2013-01-02 06:36:11 PM  
Wasn't this what Red Shoe Diaries or Emmanuel was for? It was called Skinemax for a reason. Make the thing into a series of soft-core harlequin pieces that lonely spinsters and 14 year-old boys watch. Hopefully not together.
 
2013-01-02 06:37:05 PM  

Wolf_Blitzer: AdolfOliverPanties: Anastasia Steele?  Really?  That's the character's name?

Farking fat, bored American housewives buying into this shiat.  Now the author, whom I'm sure is a talentless hack, is raking in ridiculous dough for what I assume is poorly written erotica.

I bet it's like "Bridges of Madison County" with lots of dicks and pussy.

/perfectly happy to judge without ever reading it

Oh its much worse: it was originally Twilight fan fiction.


Which goes over my girlfriend's head every time I bring that up and tease her for liking the books. I tell her when she's up for sex swings, spreader bars and cat o' nine tails fun then I'll quite teasing her. Until then, I have to resist the urge to have an impromptu bonfire.
 
2013-01-02 06:37:39 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Anastasia Steele?  Really?  That's the character's name?

Farking fat, bored American housewives buying into this shiat.  Now the author, whom I'm sure is a talentless hack, is raking in ridiculous dough for what I assume is poorly written erotica.

I bet it's like "Bridges of Madison County" with lots of dicks and pussy.

/perfectly happy to judge without ever reading it


Just wait till the audio version is narrated by Betty White. We are through the looking glass here people.
 
2013-01-02 06:41:20 PM  

Wolf_Blitzer: Oh its much worse: it was originally Twilight fan fiction.


Really?  Holy crap.  America, and actually humanity, is doomed.  Idiocracy was prophetic.
 
2013-01-02 06:45:19 PM  
I wonder how many Rapeublicans will go see it. They like rape.
 
2013-01-02 06:45:32 PM  

BadReligion: I remember Jesse being inconsolable


Not to mention excited, excited, and scared.
 
2013-01-02 06:46:12 PM  
50 Shades Of Grey does for BDSM what Twilight did for vampires.
 
2013-01-02 06:51:44 PM  

Saborlas: [i970.photobucket.com image 500x500]


It would better with Amanda Bynes. Miranda just doesn't have the experience.
 
2013-01-02 06:51:55 PM  

LectertheChef: 50 Shades Of Grey does for BDSM what Twilight did for vampires.


Adds daylight and glitter?
 
2013-01-02 06:51:57 PM  

Cymbal: Shadowknight: Wait, Mila Kunis was in the running? I care nothing one way anther for books resulting of a retooled Twilight fan fiction, but we had a chance to Mila Kunis get tied up and spanked, and now it's not happening?

You suck, Hollywood.

Would have had to get a stunt double for her ass/tits, or spent so much on CGI it would have ended up looking like 50 Shades of Avatar: The Movie.


It's sad to think that someday soon, CGI nudity will be the norm in all large-budget movies. It feels like a cheat: nudity as required for the "art", but without the actor having to actualy show anything of ther own... with the added bonus of making you sound like a perv for complaining.
 
2013-01-02 06:53:32 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Wolf_Blitzer: Oh its much worse: it was originally Twilight fan fiction.

Really?  Holy crap.  America, and actually humanity, is doomed.  Idiocracy was prophetic.


Dude, if things keep going this way, Idiocracy will seem like some kind of utopian paradise by comparison. We had Twilight, a story about vampires, that turned vampires into lame glittery wimps, that was all just some frigid Mormon metaphor for abstinence until marriage. Now there's this stupid farking spinoff that tries to turn BDSM into something warm and fuzzy.

On another note, perhaps Christian will get Anastia one of these piercings for a present. Oh, link is NSFW.
 
2013-01-02 06:56:37 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Cymbal: Shadowknight: Wait, Mila Kunis was in the running? I care nothing one way anther for books resulting of a retooled Twilight fan fiction, but we had a chance to Mila Kunis get tied up and spanked, and now it's not happening?

You suck, Hollywood.

Would have had to get a stunt double for her ass/tits, or spent so much on CGI it would have ended up looking like 50 Shades of Avatar: The Movie.

It's sad to think that someday soon, CGI nudity will be the norm in all large-budget movies. It feels like a cheat: nudity as required for the "art", but without the actor having to actualy show anything of ther own... with the added bonus of making you sound like a perv for complaining.


I'll never get that. We're supposed to be a more open, accepting society than we were 20-30 years ago. Yet there were women getting naked on film back then, and those same women were winning Oscars. Hell, that went on even more recently. This current crop of Hollywood starlets are a bunch of annoying, uptight prudes, who Dame Helen Mirren needs to bend over her knee and give a good spanking.
 
2013-01-02 06:57:55 PM  

peterthx: terminalx:
Source? Because the only mention of her boobs are listed as real on mrskin.

If you watch Compliance you'll see they're not.


Hell, the pics are on farking google image. Not real.
 
2013-01-02 07:16:08 PM  
For what it's worth, the rumor is that Alexandra Daddario is also in the running for this role. The kitten slaughter would be apocalyptic.
 
2013-01-02 07:21:06 PM  
If it's a hard R, i might go see it just for her

of course, I'd probably get arrested for pulling a Fred Willard....
 
2013-01-02 07:25:19 PM  

LectertheChef: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Cymbal: Shadowknight: Wait, Mila Kunis was in the running? I care nothing one way anther for books resulting of a retooled Twilight fan fiction, but we had a chance to Mila Kunis get tied up and spanked, and now it's not happening?

You suck, Hollywood.

Would have had to get a stunt double for her ass/tits, or spent so much on CGI it would have ended up looking like 50 Shades of Avatar: The Movie.

It's sad to think that someday soon, CGI nudity will be the norm in all large-budget movies. It feels like a cheat: nudity as required for the "art", but without the actor having to actualy show anything of ther own... with the added bonus of making you sound like a perv for complaining.

I'll never get that. We're supposed to be a more open, accepting society than we were 20-30 years ago. Yet there were women getting naked on film back then, and those same women were winning Oscars. Hell, that went on even more recently. This current crop of Hollywood starlets are a bunch of annoying, uptight prudes, who Dame Helen Mirren needs to bend over her knee and give a good spanking.


Blame the rise of the religious right and their mouthpiece Fox News.
 
2013-01-02 07:27:14 PM  
I was at a local casino a year ago and looked up and saw her sitting about 5 feet away from me, playing Roulette. Absolutely, positively enchanting. She was nice as could be to everyone and seemed to be having a great time. She's unconventional, but really surprisingly sexy - her look reminded me of a high fashion version of Winona Ryder from Beetlejuice. I might not turn the sound up, but I'd definitely watch the movie with her in it.
 
2013-01-02 07:33:39 PM  
You know that it's going to be rated PG-13 and will feature Bruce Willis shouting "YIPPIE-KI-YAY, MOTHER-" *sound of a tugboat's horn going off*
 
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