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(Estately)   House not selling? Throw in the baby and we have a deal (see photos)   (estately.com) divider line 78
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2013-01-02 02:40:34 PM  
Photobombing baby!
 
2013-01-02 03:25:57 PM  
images2.estately.net

Where'd everybody go?
 
2013-01-02 03:29:25 PM  
Someone needs to fire these amateur hour realtors... Do they even want to sell these houses anymore?
 
2013-01-02 03:42:10 PM  
Of course House not selling. He's dead and run off with Wilson.
 
2013-01-02 04:09:23 PM  
$229k in Vancouver, BC?

How much crime is in the area?

/sadly, that's cheaper than some of the nicer 3 BR houses I've seen in PRESQUE farkING ISLE, MAINE
 
2013-01-02 04:41:27 PM  
Jerry Sandusky just made an offer.
 
2013-01-02 04:59:47 PM  

xanadian: $229k in Vancouver, BC?

How much crime is in the area?


I'm not sure why you would care since the house is in Washington state.
 
2013-01-02 05:00:48 PM  

fusillade762: xanadian: $229k in Vancouver, BC?

How much crime is in the area?

I'm not sure why you would care since the house is in Washington state.


So it doesn't teleport? Not interested.
 
2013-01-02 05:10:11 PM  
When I first saw the baby, I grinned and thought PhotoBomber!  But the kid is in almost every photograph.  This had to be deliberate.  The house is empty, so the kid doesn't live there.  Is it the realtor's kid, or did the owners want their kid in the photos?  Either way, eyeroll.
 
2013-01-02 05:39:46 PM  

ElizaDoolittle: When I first saw the baby, I grinned and thought PhotoBomber!  But the kid is in almost every photograph.  This had to be deliberate.  The house is empty, so the kid doesn't live there.  Is it the realtor's kid, or did the owners want their kid in the photos?  Either way, eyeroll.


There's a second kid too, in the backyard photo.

images3.estately.net
 
2013-01-02 05:41:44 PM  
Sub's house is for sale?
 
2013-01-02 05:43:03 PM  

ElizaDoolittle: When I first saw the baby, I grinned and thought PhotoBomber!  But the kid is in almost every photograph.  This had to be deliberate.  The house is empty, so the kid doesn't live there.  Is it the realtor's kid, or did the owners want their kid in the photos?  Either way, eyeroll.


No kidding. Not to mention that the ones where the kid is sitting on the counter is farking dangerous. How stupid is this Real-Liar.
 
2013-01-02 05:45:40 PM  
"but he followed me home... Oh, wait, he was already on the home before I got here"

/housing market in Vancouver that good that you can throw in a baby as part of the deal and it'll still sell?
//damn
 
2013-01-02 05:46:10 PM  
Wait, I thought this was normal?  I mean, I just bought a house, and I've got a couple of feral kids living in the attic.  I just figured they were extra insulation.
 
2013-01-02 05:46:12 PM  
"Not News" reaches its pinnacle.
 
2013-01-02 05:47:27 PM  
$230K in Vancouver? What in the hell?

Oh, Vancouver WA.

Yep, still $800K for a piece of crap on a quarter lot here. Sigh.
 
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2013-01-02 05:47:53 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-02 05:48:46 PM  
Came for Belushi.

/leaving happy
 
2013-01-02 05:48:53 PM  
816.00 a month? I pay 1020.00 a month and my house is only worth 97000.00 in Nebraska... How do I get out of that problem???
 
2013-01-02 05:49:51 PM  
So not only do you need to check for termites, but you need to get the baby exterminator out there too? That's going to cost extra, hopefully the seller will pick it up in closing costs...
 
2013-01-02 05:50:06 PM  
This is just like my dream! Mom and Dad moved out and forgot me!
 
2013-01-02 05:50:11 PM  

Ed Finnerty: fusillade762: xanadian: $229k in Vancouver, BC?

How much crime is in the area?

I'm not sure why you would care since the house is in Washington state.

So it doesn't teleport? Not interested.


No, it doesn't teleport; but I'm sure if you paid the extra shipping and handling charges they could have it to you via Fedex the next day.
 
2013-01-02 05:50:17 PM  

Anthracite: 816.00 a month? I pay 1020.00 a month and my house is only worth 97000.00 in Nebraska... How do I get out of that problem???


Don't pay taxes or insurance.
 
2013-01-02 05:51:04 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ElizaDoolittle: When I first saw the baby, I grinned and thought PhotoBomber!  But the kid is in almost every photograph.  This had to be deliberate.  The house is empty, so the kid doesn't live there.  Is it the realtor's kid, or did the owners want their kid in the photos?  Either way, eyeroll.

There's a second kid too, in the backyard photo.

[images3.estately.net image 640x480]


Nope. That one's a ghost.
 
2013-01-02 05:51:12 PM  
shiat like this is really dumb and shouldnt be on fark.
 
2013-01-02 05:54:04 PM  

Ogre840: So not only do you need to check for termites, but you need to get the baby exterminator out there too? That's going to cost extra, hopefully the seller will pick it up in closing costs...


You just need to go to your local hardware store and pick up a babytrap.

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2013-01-02 05:54:12 PM  

NASAM: No kidding. Not to mention that the ones where the kid is sitting on the counter is farking dangerous.


Yeah that was my thought too. The kid is crawling in some of the pictures. Person taking the picture is a real jackass.
 
2013-01-02 05:55:11 PM  
I'm not sure how adding another money pit to a money pit would sweeten the deal.
 
2013-01-02 05:55:24 PM  

c4rr0tc4k3: shiat like this is really dumb and shouldnt be on fark.


You should have stopped five words sooner.
 
2013-01-02 05:56:19 PM  
SOON
 
2013-01-02 05:56:32 PM  
The kid wasn't there when the realtor took the photos. A friend's cousin's ex's hairstylist said the baby in the photos looks just like a kid that died in that neighborhood 15 years ago.
 
2013-01-02 05:57:24 PM  

NASAM: the ones where the kid is sitting on the counter is farking dangerous


My first thought as well.
 
2013-01-02 05:57:43 PM  
I'm so glad that I live in Texas. 500 more sqft, muuuuuch bigger piece of property, great neighborhood, excellent city (although it did have its first murder in like 50 years a few months ago), booming area, and my house was brand new and $70K less.

And only 25 minutes from Downtown Dallas* (*without traffic).

Now if you excuse me, i'm going to go home and kiss my house.....and my hot neighbor.
 
2013-01-02 05:58:01 PM  
229k buys much more house in Vancouver than I can get around here.
 
2013-01-02 06:00:13 PM  
Great, not only is it haunted, but it's haunted by a baby. As if regular ghost wailing wasn't bad enough.
 
2013-01-02 06:10:57 PM  

RollingThunder: $230K in Vancouver? What in the hell?

Oh, Vancouver WA.

Yep, still $800K for a piece of crap on a quarter lot here. Sigh.


Same, almost clicked the "buy it now" link. Ohh, Vancouver WASHINGTON.

/from Victoria
 
2013-01-02 06:48:12 PM  

Ogre840: So not only do you need to check for termites, but you need to get the baby exterminator out there too? That's going to cost extra, hopefully the seller will pick it up in closing costs...


If you see one it just means there's a bunch more in the walls.
 
2013-01-02 06:53:16 PM  
Add a 1 in front of those prices and we're close to Vancouver, BC prices.
 
2013-01-02 06:53:28 PM  

c4rr0tc4k3: shiat like this is really dumb and shouldnt be on fark.


You have no one to blame for that problem but yourself.
 
2013-01-02 06:54:40 PM  
Anybody else expecting to see a shot of that thing crawling across the ceiling?  Creepy.
 
2013-01-02 07:02:06 PM  

Elzar: Someone needs to fire these amateur hour realtors... Do they even want to sell these houses anymore?


3883 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2013 at 5:39 PM

/Not bad in theory, goof with the pictures a bit, upload to fark/reddit/share via facebook, hope for mainpage/viral shares, instant free advertising.
//That is if it was on purpose. If the baby got into that many pictures accidentally then fire them.
 
2013-01-02 07:10:15 PM  
"Hey, if you throw in a couple of organs, we gotta deal..."
 
2013-01-02 07:12:13 PM  
Oh great, babies coming out of the drains. Takes a LOT of Raid to get rid of that problem, let me tell you.

/my son has those same PJs.
 
2013-01-02 07:15:28 PM  

Anthracite: 816.00 a month? I pay 1020.00 a month and my house is only worth 97000.00 in Nebraska... How do I get out of that problem???


you're getting raped hard bro. I pay around $1500 with insurance on a 15 yr fixed at 3.7% and my house is $300k. your credit must be terrible.
 
2013-01-02 07:34:37 PM  

Elzar: Someone needs to fire these amateur hour realtors... Do they even want to sell these houses anymore?


You're kidding, right?

Do you have any idea how many people have looked at this otherwise unremarkable house BECAUSE there was a baby in the photos?
Sure, 99.99% of them aren't in the market for a house in WA. But the realtor got the word out about the house, and that is exactly what their job is.

Having a baby in the pictures also makes it easier for parents...and especially parents-to-be...to imagine their kids living there. Heck, as crazy as pregnant women get, I wouldn't be surprised if there were some making completely irrational decisions to buy that house, because of the baby in the pictures.
 
2013-01-02 07:39:09 PM  

lennavan: NASAM: No kidding. Not to mention that the ones where the kid is sitting on the counter is farking dangerous.

Yeah that was my thought too. The kid is crawling in some of the pictures. Person taking the picture is a real jackass.


Lighten up, Francis.

Babies climb on things. When my kid was that age, he loved to climb things on his own. Counter-tops and bathroom sinks were the first place he would head.
 
2013-01-02 07:44:01 PM  

Krieghund: lennavan: NASAM: No kidding. Not to mention that the ones where the kid is sitting on the counter is farking dangerous.

Yeah that was my thought too. The kid is crawling in some of the pictures. Person taking the picture is a real jackass.

Lighten up, Francis.

Babies climb on things. When my kid was that age, he loved to climb things on his own. Counter-tops and bathroom sinks were the first place he would head.


But you were usually close by with one or both hands free to catch the baby.  The realtor obviously isn't.
 
2013-01-02 08:16:12 PM  
My babby loves to sit on the bathroom counter and brush her teeth. I am standing right behind her with my hand on her back the entire time. I cringed at the one with the babby leaning into the sink. That lean move is typically followed by random flinging backwards.

Dumb adult.
 
2013-01-02 08:19:44 PM  

puppypants: My babby loves to sit on the bathroom counter and brush her teeth. I am standing right behind her with my hand on her back the entire time. I cringed at the one with the babby leaning into the sink. That lean move is typically followed by random flinging backwards.

Dumb adult.


Not to worry, it's a stunt baby.
 
2013-01-02 08:25:24 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Anybody else expecting to see a shot of that thing crawling across the ceiling?  Creepy.


Yes.

thephoenix.com
 
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