JMel: I'm so glad that I live in Texas. 500 more sqft, muuuuuch bigger piece of property, great neighborhood, excellent city (although it did have its first murder in like 50 years a few months ago), booming area, and my house was brand new and $70K less.And only 25 minutes from Downtown Dallas* (*without traffic).Now if you excuse me, i'm going to go home and kiss my house.....and my hot neighbor.
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Ogre840: So not only do you need to check for termites, but you need to get the baby exterminator out there too? That's going to cost extra, hopefully the seller will pick it up in closing costs...If you see one it just means there's a bunch more in the walls.
Indubitably: "I heard the last family moved out suddenly.""in/out it was."
The My Little Pony Killer: But you were usually close by with one or both hands free to catch the baby. The realtor obviously isn't.
weasil: Ok, I took a look at that one and a few others on the site...WTF is 2.1 baths? More specifically, the 0.1 part.I thought they only came in quarters, one each for sink, toilet, shower and tub.0.1 = closet and an empty soda bottle?
ProfessorOhki: Great, not only is it haunted, but it's haunted by a baby. As if regular ghost wailing wasn't bad enough.
Ed Finnerty: fusillade762: xanadian: $229k in Vancouver, BC?How much crime is in the area?I'm not sure why you would care since the house is in Washington state.So it doesn't teleport? Not interested.
biscuitjones: 229k seemed like a steal til I noticed the kid was a ginger./I kid.//1st born kid was a ginger, more brown than ginger now.
Krieghund: The My Little Pony Killer: But you were usually close by with one or both hands free to catch the baby. The realtor obviously isn't.I have video that proves I was across the room with a camera in hand when the kid discovered gravity.He cried when he fell off the table, that was about it. No bruises, no concussion, etc.
lennavan: To be clear, I'm not calling for Family Services to get involved
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