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(Salon)   Saudi religious leaders call for gang rape to meet needs of fighters in Syria. But slow down there fellas, they must be over 14 and divorced or widowed   (salon.com) divider line 46
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2013-01-02 03:09:10 PM
12 votes:
The "gang rape" label is wrong and misleading, submittard. Shame on you.

The cleric is merely giving approval for Syrian women to engage in a series of marriages. In rapid sequence. Against her will.

Labelling this as "gang rape" is defiling the sanctity of marriage.
2013-01-02 02:43:28 PM
11 votes:
Leader, subby. Singular.

Still ridiculously barbaric and backward. Fortunately, in cases of legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
2013-01-02 03:12:37 PM
10 votes:

Valiente: Snotnose: Didn't see being female as a requirement.

/ bend that "leader" over

According to a friend of mine who worked in the Saudi oil industry, many toung male workers would show up in the infirmary after their day off with "anal tearing" due to the incredible amount of unskilled butt sex that happens in a country where the sexes are socially isolated and prostitutes have been stoned into the ground for 15 centuries.

Did Muhammed foresee all the man-on-man action, I wonder?

/12 disciples walk funny.


If only a country like that had access to high quality lubrification. It would be a gay Mecca.
2013-01-02 03:17:53 PM
5 votes:
www.ozini.com

YOU GONNA' GET ISLAMMED!
2013-01-02 03:39:07 PM
4 votes:
i1121.photobucket.com
2013-01-02 03:10:18 PM
4 votes:

inner ted: is this where i say 'religion of peace' ??

religion of peace

/booyah



Religion of piece - of ass.

I slam
I slam
I slam...
2013-01-02 03:04:51 PM
4 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

www.asin.ws

mlkshk.com

i.imgur.com
2013-01-02 04:15:02 PM
3 votes:
Will this rape be shipped to Syria? What would be the proper container to hold the rape, and what would be the capacity of said container?
2013-01-02 03:21:54 PM
3 votes:
I thought 9 out of 10 people enjoyed gang rape?
2013-01-02 03:09:18 PM
3 votes:
FTA: He specified that the "intercourse marriages"...

Todd Akin converted, didn't he?
2013-01-02 03:02:27 PM
3 votes:
What's the problem? They're just following in Mohammed's footsteps. The entire religion of Islam was founded on raping underage girls.
2013-01-02 02:58:36 PM
3 votes:
is this where i say 'religion of peace' ??

religion of peace

/booyah
2013-01-02 02:57:15 PM
3 votes:
Well, that's better than 9.
2013-01-02 02:56:57 PM
3 votes:
Does this guy know how to party, or WHAT?!?
2013-01-02 03:54:18 PM
2 votes:
Well this certainly goes a long way to dispelling the notion that religion is a barbaric pestilent fossil that needs to be left behind in the dustbin of history before humanity can advance out of the dark ages.
2013-01-02 03:30:01 PM
2 votes:

advex101: Amos Quito: [femjapan.pbworks.com image 500x326]

The Japanese had comfort women, why not the Syrian rebels?

Can we stop calling them comfort women, that is the prefered term of the Japanese government. They were sex slaves. Call it what it is.



Okay, they were SEX SLAVES.

Comfortable now?
2013-01-02 03:25:51 PM
2 votes:

FLMountainMan: Vegan Meat Popsicle: FLMountainMan: I can think of a few things - abolition of the slave trade, the Civil Rights Movement, operate most of the private food banks, orphanages, and homeless shelters in the country.

[citations needed]

LOL. Do you know anything about abolition or the Civil Rights movement?


Jesus was on both sides.

That's how I knew he would win.
2013-01-02 03:24:55 PM
2 votes:
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2013-01-02 03:20:51 PM
2 votes:
I say we get this guy and Terry Jones and put them in the Tunderdome. And in instead of two men enter, one man leaves we shoot the one that wins into the Sun.
2013-01-02 03:19:25 PM
2 votes:

Private_Citizen: /I hope they all die of aids.


No no no. Then they have a farking chance to infect others and live a relatively comfortable life. Let's go with prostrate cancer or that parasite that likes to reside in a penis...
2013-01-02 03:07:53 PM
2 votes:
they just need to institute the "women are for reproduction, men are for pleasure" subculture behavior that they have as religiously blessed default, pull it out of the closet and be done with it.
2013-01-02 02:59:08 PM
2 votes:
See? Being Muslim isn't ALL bad.
2013-01-02 04:58:13 PM
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: "intercourse marriages" last only a few hours "in order to give each fighter a turn."
Holy shiat! That's f*cked up.


Holy shiat is right.

Even in my younger days I was only good for 30, maybe 45 minutes.

These guys are going for hours? Allah Akbar indeed.
2013-01-02 04:11:47 PM
1 votes:

jshine: Valiente: FLMountainMan: airsupport: You stay classy, islam.

This is one guy. Would you like all atheists to be judged by the actions of Adam Lanza? All Christians by Fred Phelps? Jews by Bernie Madoff?

Kinda, yeah. When your goal is an even billion, more rational, brighter humans on Earth, you aren't going to dicker over the means.

...

So, yeah, heap o' skulls is looking pretty good next to the endless compromises secularists need to make in order to appease and chuckle along the crazy godbots who can't keep themselves rationally clean.


...so, you're recommending a religion-inspired genocide on a scale that would dwarf any other genocide in history (by a few orders of magnitude)? Seriously?


Hardly religion-inspired, no.

But yes, I do believe that a vast reduction in human numbers, said reduction disproportionally affecting the strongly religious, would be a cull I could get behind.

www.vhemt.org

In an increasingly crowded and fractious world, the use of god invocation to favour one's kin group or nation is untenable. I would prefer the human race continue on a more rational and less densely packed/wasteful basis. The alternative is the sight of two steroid-enhanced men, one a pastor and the other an imam, strangling each other to death on a small hill of emptied food ration tins, each hissing through gritted teeth millennia-old religious verses justifying their actions.
2013-01-02 03:50:46 PM
1 votes:

FLMountainMan: airsupport: You stay classy, islam.

This is one guy. Would you like all atheists to be judged by the actions of Adam Lanza? All Christians by Fred Phelps? Jews by Bernie Madoff?


They usually are.
2013-01-02 03:49:40 PM
1 votes:
For just the 45 cents a day, you can get a Fleshlight into the hands of one of Mohammed's holy fighters that will not only prevent creating a 'sloppy thirtieths situation,' but also save a poor girls innocence... at least until her parents marry her off to some disgusting middle-aged polygamist.

I'm working on starting a new charity.
2013-01-02 03:38:35 PM
1 votes:
It's not rape if you yell, "Surprise!"
2013-01-02 03:30:25 PM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: FLMountainMan: Vegan Meat Popsicle: FLMountainMan: I can think of a few things - abolition of the slave trade, the Civil Rights Movement, operate most of the private food banks, orphanages, and homeless shelters in the country.

[citations needed]

LOL. Do you know anything about abolition or the Civil Rights movement?

Still waiting.


Yes, I'm going to post a dissertation on the civil rights movement while I'm at work, so you can cherry pick a sentence or two to "debunk". Sounds great. I'll get right on that.

Just wiki a few names - Dr. Martin Luther King, John Brown, Harriet Beecher Stowe,
2013-01-02 03:28:24 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA:


Damn you. Damn you. I shouldn't be laughing at this.

/It was the deer, dammit
2013-01-02 03:28:21 PM
1 votes:

scuffleball: "Religion of Peace" in action, liberals. They're only peaceful if you do exactly what they want, when they want, how they want.


Sorta like Christians?
2013-01-02 03:27:17 PM
1 votes:
"Religion of Peace" in action, liberals. They're only peaceful if you do exactly what they want, when they want, how they want. There is no getting along with islam. There is no peace. They break the world into The World of Islam and The World of War (everyone else).

If these people were Republicans who believed in the 2nd Amendment, you'd have no trouble understanding the "danger". More hypocritical liberal garbage.

There are many who won't bow down to allah or pay the tax for not being a muslim. Most of you bleeding hearts will.

Wake up before it's too late.
2013-01-02 03:27:12 PM
1 votes:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Adam Lanza didn't kill anybody in the name of no god


And he wasn't afraid of no ghost.
2013-01-02 03:23:15 PM
1 votes:
We really need to rescue all the women out of the middle east, and india. Just a mass exodus of all women as political refugees from the opressive regime that is all of the middle east, and india. Automatic visa approval and relocation, have tits and vag? exported.
2013-01-02 03:22:35 PM
1 votes:
Don't we have like a whole platoon of homosexual warriors who can get over there and do some Saudi-man-rapping??
2013-01-02 03:22:00 PM
1 votes:
So, the rebels are running the old "number 6?"
2013-01-02 03:18:01 PM
1 votes:

crazyeddie: Religion. Is there anything it can do? (besides poison everything?)

Religious people should be openly ridiculed. It's the only way to deal with such idiocy.


I can think of a few things - abolition of the slave trade, the Civil Rights Movement, operate most of the private food banks, orphanages, and homeless shelters in the country.

Granted, it hasn't had near the impact that posting on Fark has, but it has done a little good.
2013-01-02 03:12:56 PM
1 votes:

inner ted: is this where i say 'religion of peace' ??

religion of peace

/booyah


No, it's actually the Religion of Piece as in ass.
2013-01-02 03:12:55 PM
1 votes:
Saudi Arabia? how can that be? They are staunch allies of the US and great friends of all Americans. Surely you jest!
2013-01-02 03:12:31 PM
1 votes:
Can't these asswipes just wait? Their religion promises them an eternal 73some, and most of them are just days away from it..
2013-01-02 03:10:59 PM
1 votes:

palelizard: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Leader, subby. Singular.

Still ridiculously barbaric and backward. Fortunately, in cases of legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

It's not rape when it's her husband.


Its an intercourse marriage.

So its more like a gay marriage than a straight one.
2013-01-02 03:10:43 PM
1 votes:

Snotnose: Didn't see being female as a requirement.

/ bend that "leader" over


According to a friend of mine who worked in the Saudi oil industry, many toung male workers would show up in the infirmary after their day off with "anal tearing" due to the incredible amount of unskilled butt sex that happens in a country where the sexes are socially isolated and prostitutes have been stoned into the ground for 15 centuries.

Did Muhammed foresee all the man-on-man action, I wonder?

/12 disciples walk funny.
2013-01-02 03:09:53 PM
1 votes:

palelizard: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Leader, subby. Singular.

Still ridiculously barbaric and backward. Fortunately, in cases of legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

It's not rape when it's her husband.


Also not rape if you kill the husband first. And she's over 14. Apparently.
2013-01-02 03:03:36 PM
1 votes:
Didn't see being female as a requirement.

/ bend that "leader" over
2013-01-02 03:02:53 PM
1 votes:
These pigs are the same assclowns that hijacked the planes on 09/11/01.
Nothing a woodchipper and an outhouse can't fix.
2013-01-02 03:01:32 PM
1 votes:
You may not get 72 virgins in the afterlife, but you can get sloppy seconds in this life!

/I hope they all die of aids.
2013-01-02 03:00:06 PM
1 votes:
"Hands off, I'm married! That's my husband!"
"A problem easily remedied."
 
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