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(Salon)   Saudi religious leaders call for gang rape to meet needs of fighters in Syria. But slow down there fellas, they must be over 14 and divorced or widowed   (salon.com) divider line 361
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2013-01-02 02:43:28 PM  
Leader, subby. Singular.

Still ridiculously barbaric and backward. Fortunately, in cases of legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
 
2013-01-02 02:56:57 PM  
Does this guy know how to party, or WHAT?!?
 
2013-01-02 02:57:15 PM  
Well, that's better than 9.
 
2013-01-02 02:58:36 PM  
is this where i say 'religion of peace' ??

religion of peace

/booyah
 
2013-01-02 02:58:43 PM  
Over in one.
 
2013-01-02 02:59:06 PM  

JWideman: Well, that's better than 9.


He's obviously some kind of revolutionary nut, to have not set the limit at the orthodox limit of 9.
 
2013-01-02 02:59:08 PM  
See? Being Muslim isn't ALL bad.
 
2013-01-02 03:00:06 PM  
"Hands off, I'm married! That's my husband!"
"A problem easily remedied."
 
2013-01-02 03:00:29 PM  
Just as evangelical celebrities in the U.S. elbow their way into the news by making controversial statements about current events, so do Muslim extremists in the Middle East.
 
2013-01-02 03:00:39 PM  
"intercourse marriages" last only a few hours "in order to give each fighter a turn."
Holy shiat! That's f*cked up.
 
2013-01-02 03:01:32 PM  
You may not get 72 virgins in the afterlife, but you can get sloppy seconds in this life!

/I hope they all die of aids.
 
2013-01-02 03:01:35 PM  

WelldeadLink: "Hands off, I'm married! That's my husband!"
"A problem easily remedied."


I know, what's the big deal, right?
 
2013-01-02 03:02:27 PM  
What's the problem? They're just following in Mohammed's footsteps. The entire religion of Islam was founded on raping underage girls.
 
2013-01-02 03:02:29 PM  
I really wish I could believe this weren't true.
 
2013-01-02 03:02:32 PM  
Religion of beasts?

I wish this guy was a Level 10 troller of Islam, but then I thought for a long time that's what WBC was to Christianity.

Now I know neither is trying to be funny.
 
2013-01-02 03:02:53 PM  
These pigs are the same assclowns that hijacked the planes on 09/11/01.
Nothing a woodchipper and an outhouse can't fix.
 
2013-01-02 03:02:55 PM  
A few weeks ago, he was banned from entering Switzerland or participating in the Swiss Central Islamic Council .

He's giving them lots of reasons but also: Swiss Minaret Ban
 
2013-01-02 03:03:09 PM  

LeroyBourne: "intercourse marriages" last only a few hours "in order to give each fighter a turn."
Holy shiat! That's f*cked up.


A few minutes, a few hours, its all the same to an Allah who can create a world in 6 days.
 
2013-01-02 03:03:19 PM  
This is so unbelievable I thought it was an Onion article.
 
2013-01-02 03:03:36 PM  
Didn't see being female as a requirement.

/ bend that "leader" over
 
2013-01-02 03:04:14 PM  
Well, at least it ain't goats, that's sick
 
2013-01-02 03:04:21 PM  
The cleric, Muhammed al-Arifi, who is a leading jihadist religious figure, made it clear that his edict called for the gang rape of Syrian women and girls. He specified that the "intercourse marriages" last only a few hours "in order to give each fighter a turn."
www.clothesthatkill.com

The fatwa calling for the gang rape of Syrian girls and women comes as anger and street protests decrying gang rape of Indian women intensify. One Indian woman who was beaten and gang raped on a bus in Mumbai died recently. Another teen victim of gang rape, who was pressured by the Indian police to marry one of her attackers, recently committed suicide.
fast1.onesite.com


/No.
//Just...No.
 
2013-01-02 03:04:24 PM  
Religion. Is there anything it can do? (besides poison everything?)

Religious people should be openly ridiculed. It's the only way to deal with such idiocy.
 
2013-01-02 03:04:29 PM  
I'm looking forward to reading comments by the apologists.

Popcorn in hand...
 
2013-01-02 03:04:51 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

www.asin.ws

mlkshk.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-02 03:07:53 PM  
they just need to institute the "women are for reproduction, men are for pleasure" subculture behavior that they have as religiously blessed default, pull it out of the closet and be done with it.
 
2013-01-02 03:08:14 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Leader, subby. Singular.

Still ridiculously barbaric and backward. Fortunately, in cases of legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.


It's not rape when it's her husband.
 
2013-01-02 03:09:10 PM  
The "gang rape" label is wrong and misleading, submittard. Shame on you.

The cleric is merely giving approval for Syrian women to engage in a series of marriages. In rapid sequence. Against her will.

Labelling this as "gang rape" is defiling the sanctity of marriage.
 
2013-01-02 03:09:18 PM  
FTA: He specified that the "intercourse marriages"...

Todd Akin converted, didn't he?
 
2013-01-02 03:09:20 PM  

suthrnrunt: "women are for reproduction, menboys are for pleasure"


You got it a little wrong the first time.

If only there were tools weaker people could use to fight stronger people.

Oh, well.
 
2013-01-02 03:09:53 PM  

palelizard: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Leader, subby. Singular.

Still ridiculously barbaric and backward. Fortunately, in cases of legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

It's not rape when it's her husband.


Also not rape if you kill the husband first. And she's over 14. Apparently.
 
2013-01-02 03:10:10 PM  
And of course they're our allies, because OMG NOOKULAR PERSIANS
 
2013-01-02 03:10:18 PM  

inner ted: is this where i say 'religion of peace' ??

religion of peace

/booyah



Religion of piece - of ass.

I slam
I slam
I slam...
 
2013-01-02 03:10:21 PM  
So, who's up for issuing a bear-hunting license to whoever is jonesing for Muhammed al-Arifi?
 
2013-01-02 03:10:43 PM  

Snotnose: Didn't see being female as a requirement.

/ bend that "leader" over


According to a friend of mine who worked in the Saudi oil industry, many toung male workers would show up in the infirmary after their day off with "anal tearing" due to the incredible amount of unskilled butt sex that happens in a country where the sexes are socially isolated and prostitutes have been stoned into the ground for 15 centuries.

Did Muhammed foresee all the man-on-man action, I wonder?

/12 disciples walk funny.
 
2013-01-02 03:10:59 PM  

palelizard: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Leader, subby. Singular.

Still ridiculously barbaric and backward. Fortunately, in cases of legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

It's not rape when it's her husband.


Its an intercourse marriage.

So its more like a gay marriage than a straight one.
 
2013-01-02 03:12:23 PM  
Hmm from TFA, the cleric MAY just be authorizing sex outside of marriage.

There IS precedent, within Iran no less. They declared it was ok to have a "temporary marriage" for sex. Thus oddly negating the "no sex outside of marriage" restriction entirely. It enables men to visit prostitutes as well as lovers, even in addition to a normal marriage.

He seems to just say he's authorizing extramarital sex in time of war, I don't see where he specified it would be rape. The "as young as 14" is where you'd read in a lack of consent, but that's subjective to our legal tradition here of age-of-consent.
Islam has no "pope", and clerics are largely self-declared leaders, like Pat Robertson or Fred Phelps. They may have carved out a fiefdom of followers or not, if I read the situation correctly a person can call themselves a religious leader without specific parishioners, essentially a commentator writing "letters to the editor".
 
2013-01-02 03:12:31 PM  
Can't these asswipes just wait? Their religion promises them an eternal 73some, and most of them are just days away from it..
 
2013-01-02 03:12:37 PM  

Valiente: Snotnose: Didn't see being female as a requirement.

/ bend that "leader" over

According to a friend of mine who worked in the Saudi oil industry, many toung male workers would show up in the infirmary after their day off with "anal tearing" due to the incredible amount of unskilled butt sex that happens in a country where the sexes are socially isolated and prostitutes have been stoned into the ground for 15 centuries.

Did Muhammed foresee all the man-on-man action, I wonder?

/12 disciples walk funny.


If only a country like that had access to high quality lubrification. It would be a gay Mecca.
 
2013-01-02 03:12:45 PM  
Every one of these farkers deserves to die.
 
2013-01-02 03:12:55 PM  
Saudi Arabia? how can that be? They are staunch allies of the US and great friends of all Americans. Surely you jest!
 
2013-01-02 03:12:56 PM  

inner ted: is this where i say 'religion of peace' ??

religion of peace

/booyah


No, it's actually the Religion of Piece as in ass.
 
2013-01-02 03:13:32 PM  

Oznog: Hmm from TFA, the cleric MAY just be authorizing sex outside of marriage.

There IS precedent, within Iran no less. They declared it was ok to have a "temporary marriage" for sex. Thus oddly negating the "no sex outside of marriage" restriction entirely. It enables men to visit prostitutes as well as lovers, even in addition to a normal marriage.

He seems to just say he's authorizing extramarital sex in time of war, I don't see where he specified it would be rape. The "as young as 14" is where you'd read in a lack of consent, but that's subjective to our legal tradition here of age-of-consent.
Islam has no "pope", and clerics are largely self-declared leaders, like Pat Robertson or Fred Phelps. They may have carved out a fiefdom of followers or not, if I read the situation correctly a person can call themselves a religious leader without specific parishioners, essentially a commentator writing "letters to the editor".


Stop spoiling our righteous blood rage with nuance, logic.
 
2013-01-02 03:14:05 PM  
Kill husband
Rape widow
Profit
 
2013-01-02 03:14:28 PM  
Really, you could burn every church, mosque, temple, and farking holy site on the planet to the ground and I wouldn't wince. No sense encouraging asshats to do stupid things. They already believe in an invisible friend, so they aren't right in the head. People like that need to STFU and be medicated, incarcerated, or annihilated, depending upon how armed and or vocal they are.
 
2013-01-02 03:14:48 PM  
Isn't religion great?
 
2013-01-02 03:14:51 PM  
Ugh, sometimes I wish Europe never decided to give their African colonies full autonomy.
 
2013-01-02 03:14:58 PM  
This is why I hate neocons and Occupation-Iraqi-Freedumb supporters and interventionazi idiots in general. Islam is fundamentally a savage and primitive world view -- it's practitioners will never civilized. The Islamic religion does say to kill infidels wherever they are. Stealing American livelihoods at IRS gunpoint and spending it on foreign aid to Muslims is giving aid and comfort to the enemy. I think we need to admit that and arrest the perpetrators of Iraqi Freedumb for treason; those assholes are not only not Americans, but are exactly the sort of collectivist, imperialist, wealth-redistributing evil that the United States was formed in opposition to.

Sorry neocon A-holes, we (Ron Paul supporters, libertarian paleo-conservatives etc.) are the intellectual descendants of the American Revolution -- you global-commie interverionazis are its enemies.
 
2013-01-02 03:15:18 PM  
femjapan.pbworks.com

The Japanese had comfort women, why not the Syrian rebels?
 
2013-01-02 03:17:53 PM  
www.ozini.com

YOU GONNA' GET ISLAMMED!
 
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