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(ESPN)   Jerry Jones says change is coming for the Cowboys. But not in head coach, defensive coordinator or quarterback. Also unwilling to take risks. Sounds like they should fire the GM   (espn.go.com) divider line 13
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2013-01-02 03:17:06 PM
7 votes:
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In order to fix these problems I have created a whole new position in the Cowboys organization. The Head Coach will report directly to the new VP, Operations and Excellence, who will report to me. I have spent the last few months doing an exhaustive search for the correct person to fill this new and exciting position. Working with a team of advisers to create a comprehensive short list, the selection was unanimous. Every single person thought that there was only one person that could achieve the goal of the new position and that person was me.

So, Jason Garrett will now report to me and I, in turn, will report to me. I will have twice daily meetings with myself to make sure we are on track. I will tirelessly manage me to make sure that I am moving the organization in the right direction.

To make it easier for you I have provided this simple new chart:

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Go Cowboys!
2013-01-02 03:16:31 PM
4 votes:

Di Atribe: 1) Draft an O-Line & quit trying to show off & make headlines with your draft choices.
2) Hire an offensive coordinator.
3) Fire the GM.

I know people are pissed at Romo right now. I'm not going to try to defend that last interception. They scored off of that & it was the dagger that ultimately cost us the game. But he is far down on the list of things that are wrong with this franchise.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: New Uniforms!!!

YEAH! Seriously, their white jersey unis need a major makeover. Any Cowboys personnel reading this, EIP. I will consult for game tickets.


And when you draft that O-Line, make sure those guys know how to tackle.
2013-01-02 02:59:58 PM
3 votes:
New Stadium.
2013-01-02 03:42:09 PM
2 votes:

farbekrieg: Tebow?


As GM? I'm intrigued. Would he draft six busts each draft before discovering a future HoFer in the 7th round?
2013-01-02 03:34:48 PM
2 votes:

eddievercetti: Yeah, he's like NUMBER 4 on that list.


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2013-01-02 03:04:27 PM
2 votes:
I think you need to do something BIG, Jerry. Make a splash. Prove to the world that you want to make drastic changes to improve your team right now. What you really need to do is make a big splash on draft day. Draft the best-known skill position player or defensive back you can possibly get. Package multiple picks and trade way, way up if you have to. That way, people will know that you're really ready to shake things up around here.
2013-01-03 03:36:24 PM
1 votes:

Di Atribe: My arguments are based on facts


That is why you never win an argument on Fark. What did you expect? "Welcome sweety," "Make yourself at home," "Marry my Romo." You've got to remember, that these are just simple farkers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new internet. You know . . . morons
2013-01-02 10:27:42 PM
1 votes:
Dear Mark Sanchez,

Keep your head down and keep working hard...maybe next year you can throw as many interceptions as me.

Sincerely,

Tony Romo
2013-01-02 04:15:14 PM
1 votes:
They should have gotten rid of Romo a long time ago... As someone who dislikes the Cowboys I'm glad they haven't.

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////Yeah I know he's not the only problem on that team...
2013-01-02 03:28:48 PM
1 votes:

Di Atribe: 1) Draft an O-Line & quit trying to show off & make headlines with your draft choices.
2) Hire an offensive coordinator.
3) Fire the GM.

I know people are pissed at Romo right now. I'm not going to try to defend that last interception. They scored off of that & it was the dagger that ultimately cost us the game. But he is far down on the list of things that are wrong with this franchise.


Yeah, he's like NUMBER 4 on that list.
2013-01-02 03:20:48 PM
1 votes:
Some interesting statistical breakdowns of the Dallas Cowboys:

In rushing offense, the Cowboys rank 31st, at 1,265 yards.
In rushing yards per attempt, the Cowboys rank 30th, at 3.6 yards per attempt.
The Cowboys are the 3rd most penalized team in the NFL.
The Cowboys defense was 24th, allowing 25 points per game.
In the last 6 weeks of the season, the Cowboys defense gave up 28.3 points per game.
In terms of defense per pass attempt, the Cowboys defense came in 27th.
In terms of defense per rush attempt, the Cowboys defense came in 27th.
In kickoff returns, the Dallas Cowboys were 29th.
In punting, the Dallas Cowboys average 40 net yards, putting them at 23rd.
The Cowboys intercepted 7 passes this year, tying them for 32nd.
The Cowboys recovered 9 fumbles this year, tying them for 20th.
The Cowboys were -13 in turnover differential, making them the 3rd worst in the NFL.
In total offense, the Cowboys rank 6th, just shy of 6,000 yards of offense.
The Dallas Cowboys finished 8-8.

Anyone attempting to point a finger at a single person should note that the entire team blows donkey ass.
2013-01-02 02:59:16 PM
1 votes:
1) Draft an O-Line & quit trying to show off & make headlines with your draft choices.
2) Hire an offensive coordinator.
3) Fire the GM.

I know people are pissed at Romo right now. I'm not going to try to defend that last interception. They scored off of that & it was the dagger that ultimately cost us the game. But he is far down on the list of things that are wrong with this franchise.

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: New Uniforms!!!


YEAH! Seriously, their white jersey unis need a major makeover. Any Cowboys personnel reading this, EIP. I will consult for game tickets.
2013-01-02 02:54:47 PM
1 votes:
New Uniforms!!!
 
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