If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)   OMG like, there's hardly any traffic..yeah, I know. it was awesome. Hold on. WHT R U DOIN? NUTTN. JES DRIVIN. So anyway, (slurp, glug glug), like Jason was being such a pain, ya know...what is that? Go AWAY...Stoopid drivers with their lights   (timesleader.com) divider line 82
    More: Obvious, Mark Ciavarella  
•       •       •

19338 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2013 at 5:39 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



82 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-01-02 07:31:24 PM
Worry about your own generation em'kae?
 
2013-01-02 07:32:52 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...


p.p.p.s. to be a banker/financier is to hate humanity at a fundamental level; bankers should hire me to help them incorporate a little love in their businesses, now, for when you don't, you'll miss the new billions to be made with love in mind. peace and love in the new year.
 
2013-01-02 07:33:56 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Worry about your own generation em'kae?


Nope.

Can't.

I teach.

You?
 
2013-01-02 07:35:20 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...


No, to blave.
 
2013-01-02 07:35:24 PM
She lives in indian mountain lakes. That whole section is full of nyc rejects and their ill-mannered spawn.
 
2013-01-02 07:51:07 PM

SquiggsIN: ProfessorOhki: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

What gives? I was going to take a shot at your generation using the worst possible single sample, then I looked at your profile. You and she are the same generation...

/Guilty as well

my bio is 6 years old. anyway, i learned long ago that it saves me a lot of time to just assume 9/10 people are idiots not worth talking to. Yes, i'm that sort of asshole.


I'm not going to disagree with that.
 
2013-01-02 07:51:38 PM

elchupacabra: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

No, to blave.


To blave, indeed.
 
2013-01-02 07:54:11 PM

Indubitably: elchupacabra: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

No, to blave.

To blave, indeed.


P.S. Past tense intact.
 
2013-01-02 07:54:37 PM

ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]


Already gone Private on FB, it appears.
 
2013-01-02 08:06:11 PM
Lik dis if u cry evertim
 
2013-01-02 08:34:32 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Lik dis if u cry evertim


*screencap posted to reddit for karma*
 
2013-01-02 08:38:11 PM

Two16: hutchkc: What's scary is if that's her Twitter and it's only her 1st of the year. Potential Darwin candidate?

Why is this scary?

[i512.photobucket.com image 320x188]


Because the coont is going to keep being a dumb biatch until she succeeds in ruining someone else's life in addition to her own?
 
2013-01-02 08:41:55 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: elchupacabra: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

No, to blave.

To blave, indeed.

P.S. Past tense intact.


P.P.S. I am  not a liar. However,  many have misinterpreted me. That is actually  notmy problem. It's yours. Good luck. If you ever want  my actual opinion, you could ask...or don't. Today's society is less about acting than reacting, no?
 
2013-01-02 08:45:48 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

p.p.p.s. to be a banker/financier is to hate humanity at a fundamental level; bankers should hire me to help them incorporate a little love in their businesses, now, for when you don't, you'll miss the new billions to be made with love in mind. peace and love in the new year.


Let me know how that turns out.
 
2013-01-02 08:50:06 PM

99.998er: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

p.p.p.s. to be a banker/financier is to hate humanity at a fundamental level; bankers should hire me to help them incorporate a little love in their businesses, now, for when you don't, you'll miss the new billions to be made with love in mind. peace and love in the new year.

Let me know how that turns out.


It won't.
 
2013-01-02 08:51:04 PM

99.998er: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

p.p.p.s. to be a banker/financier is to hate humanity at a fundamental level; bankers should hire me to help them incorporate a little love in their businesses, now, for when you don't, you'll miss the new billions to be made with love in mind. peace and love in the new year.

Let me know how that turns out.


*gotcha*
 
2013-01-02 08:58:45 PM

Kuroshin: Cantankerous Gnome: rocket333d: Did anybody check her pockets for an unfolded bear origami?

Came for this. Her reward is in the glove compartment.

Wow.  Did not expect this reference on Fark.


What is this a reference to?
/Genuinely curious
 
2013-01-02 09:00:04 PM

Indubitably: IP.P.S. I am  not a liar. However,  many have misinterpreted me. That is actually  notmy problem. It's yours. Good luck. If you ever want  my actual opinion, you could ask...or don't. Today's society is less about acting than reacting, no?


... what?

ibdp.huluim.com
 
2013-01-02 09:01:11 PM

Indubitably: 99.998er: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

p.p.p.s. to be a banker/financier is to hate humanity at a fundamental level; bankers should hire me to help them incorporate a little love in their businesses, now, for when you don't, you'll miss the new billions to be made with love in mind. peace and love in the new year.

Let me know how that turns out.

*gotcha*


Don't despair. Perhaps you can "friend" Charles Koch on Facebook.
 
2013-01-02 09:04:19 PM
I love that you get this if you GIS her name:

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-01-02 09:12:02 PM

Jim_Callahan: Indubitably: IP.P.S. I am  not a liar. However,  many have misinterpreted me. That is actually  notmy problem. It's yours. Good luck. If you ever want  my actual opinion, you could ask...or don't. Today's society is less about acting than reacting, no?

... what?

[ibdp.huluim.com image 512x288]


To decipher
 
2013-01-02 09:13:00 PM

99.998er: Indubitably: 99.998er: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

p.p.p.s. to be a banker/financier is to hate humanity at a fundamental level; bankers should hire me to help them incorporate a little love in their businesses, now, for when you don't, you'll miss the new billions to be made with love in mind. peace and love in the new year.

Let me know how that turns out.

*gotcha*

Don't despair. Perhaps you can "friend" Charles Koch on Facebook.


Despair? Ha! I revel.

P.S. Deface.
 
2013-01-02 09:22:54 PM

Indubitably: 99.998er: Indubitably: 99.998er: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

p.p.p.s. to be a banker/financier is to hate humanity at a fundamental level; bankers should hire me to help them incorporate a little love in their businesses, now, for when you don't, you'll miss the new billions to be made with love in mind. peace and love in the new year.

Let me know how that turns out.

*gotcha*

Don't despair. Perhaps you can "friend" Charles Koch on Facebook.

Despair? Ha! I revel.

P.S. Deface.


Don't waste your energy...it will just grow back.
 
2013-01-02 09:39:22 PM
FTA: After receiving calls, state police observed the vehicle traveling at high speeds in the left lane of Interstate 81 North.

At least she was driving in the proper lane!
Am I right?
 
2013-01-02 09:57:51 PM

jagarr: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

wow. looks vaguely hot too, so babies are unfortunately guaranteed. hope they see the facebook thread and put her away for a while.

a quick googly magic brings up this gem:

Paige Cicardo, 18

Paige Cicardo threw a sandal at her mom during an argument.

Judge Ciavarella threw six months [of lockup] back.

"I think it was wrong, because the case wasn't that bad," Ms. Cicardo said. "I could see, like, if he wanted to punish me, he could have given me probation or something."

le sigh.


Did you finish that blog? She had a 7 month old son at 18, and was trying to finish up high school while "working" a part-time "job."

She may have been a candidate for a show on MTV.
 
2013-01-02 10:01:19 PM

SquiggsIN: he and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)


Hey nothing stopping you from suicide, one less whiner on the planet. Because no one in history ever drove drunk on the wrong side of the road before this chick.
 
2013-01-02 10:03:26 PM

99.998er: Indubitably: 99.998er: Indubitably: 99.998er: Indubitably: Indubitably: Indubitably: StreetlightInTheGhetto: SquiggsIN: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

She and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Eh, I work with a handful of young'uns every summer (and we've got a 19 year old kid working for us now, although after that the youngest is IIRC 23).

The 19 year old is brilliant (and most of the summer kids are as well) although I almost smacked him upside the head when he actually said "TL DR" (thankfully didn't say "semicolon").  I also almost did the same when he said, sincerely, "Hey, SLITG, what were the 80s like?" (I was in elementary school when they ended for what it's worth).

But the kids are alright.  Darwin will probably cull the herd to the usual extent.

Agreed, alright, but I'd have used "...the kids are all right..."

Apologies, m8.

*)

P.S. To teach

P.P.S. Is to love...

p.p.p.s. to be a banker/financier is to hate humanity at a fundamental level; bankers should hire me to help them incorporate a little love in their businesses, now, for when you don't, you'll miss the new billions to be made with love in mind. peace and love in the new year.

Let me know how that turns out.

*gotcha*

Don't despair. Perhaps you can "friend" Charles Koch on Facebook.

Despair? Ha! I revel.

P.S. Deface.

Don't waste your energy...it will just grow back.


I know, right?

These limbs.

*)
 
2013-01-02 10:04:50 PM

bel4sucks: SquiggsIN: he and all her friends are the future of humanity. I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (G2 luv this 21st century English the kids r spekin nowdayz)

Hey nothing stopping you from suicide, one less whiner on the planet. Because no one in history ever drove drunk on the wrong side of the road before this chick.


To survive an attack
 
2013-01-02 10:50:06 PM

Jim_Callahan: Indubitably: IP.P.S. I am  not a liar. However,  many have misinterpreted me. That is actually  notmy problem. It's yours. Good luck. If you ever want  my actual opinion, you could ask...or don't. Today's society is less about acting than reacting, no?

... what?


I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet, thanks for the welcome to message wurd up.
 
2013-01-02 11:34:49 PM

jimmyego: Kuroshin: Cantankerous Gnome: rocket333d: Did anybody check her pockets for an unfolded bear origami?

Came for this. Her reward is in the glove compartment.

Wow.  Did not expect this reference on Fark.

What is this a reference to?
/Genuinely curious


Heavy Rain

/just beat it last night for the 1st time
//the less you know, the better
 
2013-01-03 03:37:34 AM

jagarr: ChipNASA: And the biatch is taking it a little lightly

[sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 612x612]

wow. looks vaguely hot too, so babies are unfortunately guaranteed. hope they see the facebook thread and put her away for a while.

a quick googly magic brings up this gem:

Paige Cicardo, 18

Paige Cicardo threw a sandal at her mom during an argument.

Judge Ciavarella threw six months [of lockup] back.

"I think it was wrong, because the case wasn't that bad," Ms. Cicardo said. "I could see, like, if he wanted to punish me, he could have given me probation or something."

le sigh.


Hmmm...I wonder if that's former judge Mark Ciavarella, who is currently serving a sentence of 28 years in federal prison for his involvement in the Kids for Cash scandal.

If that's the same judge, then she had a right to complain.
 
2013-01-03 04:23:31 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Paige Cicardo threw a sandal at her mom during an argument.

Judge Ciavarella threw six months [of lockup] back.

"I think it was wrong, because the case wasn't that bad," Ms. Cicardo said. "I could see, like, if he wanted to punish me, he could have given me probation or something."

le sigh.

Ciavarella was one of the judges sent to jail, for taking cash, for sending kids to jail, for silly shiat like throwing a sandal. Now I'm conflicted



This.
 
Displayed 32 of 82 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report