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Fano		2013-01-02 05:22:42 PM

4 votes:

Yes but only on graaaaaaaaiiiiiinnnnn alcohol

calbert		2013-01-02 04:59:00 PM

3 votes:

they prefer Johnnie Walker

Sybarite		2013-01-02 03:37:11 PM

3 votes:

Go home, zombie.

www.cinemasoldier.com

You're drunk.

ChadM89		2013-01-02 05:33:40 PM

2 votes:

Can zombies get drunk? Good question. I know Rob Zombie, lemme ask him...

He said yeah.

... like 16 times. And then he just went, "WOW!" for no discernable reason. He's probably drunk.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-02 05:29:47 PM

1 votes:

calbert: they prefer Johnnie Walker

What you dead there
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Kevin72		2013-01-02 05:25:21 PM

1 votes:

There is no such thing as Zombies. Except the ones that say "Tell her no", "She's not there", and "It's the time of the season".

WippitGuud		2013-01-02 05:21:52 PM

1 votes:

1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz apricot brandy
1 tsp sugar
2 oz light rum
1 oz dark rum
1 oz lime juice

Grapple		2013-01-02 05:16:58 PM

1 votes:

More importantly, should I hide in a liquor store when the Zombie Apocalypse occurs?? This is important to know, since I'll already have my zombie ammo, zombie rifle, zombie machete, zombie bow and arrow, zombie underpants, zombie cologne, zombie flamethrower (the kids love that one), etc etc et-farking-cetera.

fusillade762		2013-01-02 04:35:20 PM

1 votes:

If that's the only part of your brain that works?

Vodka Zombie		2013-01-02 04:13:47 PM

1 votes:

The Onion is prophetic: Vodka Zombie would know.

Sure. We get absolutely plastered. It's hard to tell though. Staggering is pretty much our only means of transportation.

JerkyMeat		2013-01-02 03:17:30 PM

1 votes:

If you give a zombie LSD does his mind get blown?

The Onion is prophetic		2013-01-02 03:16:11 PM

1 votes:

Vodka Zombie would know.

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