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(io9)   The most important question of 2013 answered: Can zombies get drunk?   ( ) divider line
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2013-01-02 10:41:12 PM  

Primum: Moaaaaaaaaaaaaan. I'm over zombies for good. I'll finish watching Walking Dead but that's it. Way too mainstream of an idea now. This Halloween (or was it two years ago?) JCPenney had zombie-themed ad campaigns for Christ's sake.

I was into zombies in the 80s when ROTLD and Dawn/Day of Dead were out on VHS. I was a little kid, and it was cool.

These modern-day hipster zombie-fiction lovers just depress me. Why don't you all buy AR-15s and shoot up a bunch of pretend zombies from your pretend survivalist compound. (oh wait, already been done) ?

Or why not pretend real humans are zombies and shoot them, then kill yourselves (oh wait already been done too, Seattle, 2006:,2933,189111,00.html) ?


You are a zombie scenester.

Yet that even more proves your thesis that zombies are over.

2013-01-03 07:10:56 AM  

Fano: They prefer Cranberry vodka

1 cran bran for the flan man!
2013-01-03 07:34:34 AM  
Maybe after eating a recently pregnant woman.

Ask Lori Grimes. Oh yeah, fortunately, you can't. Not any more.....
2013-01-03 04:29:44 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: calbert: they prefer Johnnie Walker

What you dead there
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There's the smile I grew to love.
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