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(Rant Sports)   Ray Lewis announces one more game in the NFL. Still not going to Disney World   (rantsports.com) divider line 68
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2013-01-02 02:21:53 PM  
Taking a stab at retirement?
 
2013-01-02 03:54:48 PM  
They're beating Indy, so it'll be at least 2 more games
 
2013-01-02 03:55:03 PM  
See you in Canton in five years, Ray.
 
2013-01-02 03:58:14 PM  
Is he taking Urlacher with him?

/bears fan
 
2013-01-02 03:59:04 PM  
Rapist!

Oh wait, sorry, wrong thread


Murderer!
 
2013-01-02 03:59:05 PM  
...

Ok so what's the joke?

cdn.bleacherreport.net

Seems like he already went.
 
2013-01-02 04:00:27 PM  
I think he wanted to inspire the Ravens to win one for the Ripper.
 
2013-01-02 04:01:31 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: ...

Ok so what's the joke?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 321x400]

Seems like he already went.


He didn't go because of the legal issues he had in Atlanta, Dilfer went to Disney World in his place.
 
2013-01-02 04:05:46 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: ...

Ok so what's the joke?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 321x400]

Seems like he already went.


Ray is the only Superbowl MVP not to get the Disney endorsement.
 
2013-01-02 04:06:37 PM  

Ebenator: See you in Canton in five years, Ray.


Where we'll see the greatest HOF speech ever.
 
2013-01-02 04:07:22 PM  

Ebenator: Jim from Saint Paul: ...

Ok so what's the joke?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 321x400]

Seems like he already went.

Ray is the only Superbowl MVP not to get the Disney endorsement.


mjones73: Jim from Saint Paul: ...

Ok so what's the joke?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 321x400]

Seems like he already went.

He didn't go because of the legal issues he had in Atlanta, Dilfer went to Disney World in his place.


And there ya go. Thanks.
 
2013-01-02 04:07:38 PM  
FTFA: Lewis wants to watch his own son play football

I'm sure he'll make a killer dad after retirement.
 
2013-01-02 04:08:55 PM  

natural316: They're beating Indy, so it'll be at least 2 more games


That's not the preferred narrative. It's Luck vs. Manning en route to Brady vs. Manning, so clearly Indy and Houston will both win this weekend.
 
2013-01-02 04:13:01 PM  
Done ... in one.

/ and for nostalgia's sake: Ray of Light
 
2013-01-02 04:13:10 PM  

Ebenator: Jim from Saint Paul: ...

Ok so what's the joke?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 321x400]

Seems like he already went.

Ray is the only Superbowl MVP not to get the Disney endorsement.


No he's not Dominic Rhodes did it the year the Colts won, not Manning. Manning was, at the time, the 5th MVP not to do it.

TMYK
 
2013-01-02 04:18:06 PM  

carnifex2005: Ebenator: See you in Canton in five years, Ray.

Where we'll see the greatest HOF speech ever.


What, you don't think that Jerry Rice's speech was the greatest of all time?
 
2013-01-02 04:20:04 PM  

natural316: They're beating Indy, so it'll be at least 2 more games


The Ravens are good, but I don't trust them to beat anybody. They've had some real head-scratchers this year.
 
2013-01-02 04:22:54 PM  
Stick a knife in him, he's done.
 
2013-01-02 04:30:22 PM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: Ebenator: Jim from Saint Paul: ...

Ok so what's the joke?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 321x400]

Seems like he already went.

Ray is the only Superbowl MVP not to get the Disney endorsement.

No he's not Dominic Rhodes did it the year the Colts won, not Manning. Manning was, at the time, the 5th MVP not to do it.

TMYK


I stand corrected.
 
2013-01-02 04:31:02 PM  

seumasokelly: natural316: They're beating Indy, so it'll be at least 2 more games

The Ravens are good, but I don't trust them to beat anybody. They've had some real head-scratchers this year.


Ravens at home, take the Ray Lewis emotional boost, add a dose of Ray Rice, put it against not yet as good as you think Indy, and I see a 30 point Baltimore victory. Maybe adjust down for Chuckstrength, but I don't see a good contest in this game. Your head-scratching will happen in New England. It always gets weird when those 2 teams play.
 
2013-01-02 04:33:57 PM  
Am I too late to make a knife joke?
 
2013-01-02 04:36:04 PM  
"I'd love to meet the little guy."

www.baltimoreravens.com
 
2013-01-02 04:36:05 PM  
It would be neat if the Ravens won the Superbowl, and someone went to give Ray Lewis a gatorade bath, but a instead of gatorade a corpse poured out all over his back.
 
2013-01-02 04:37:09 PM  
Taking a stab at retirement?

This was essentially whet my submission for this headline was. Oh well.... low hanging fruit ...

/// We're gonna miss ya, Ray !

//// GO RAVENS !
 
2013-01-02 04:38:44 PM  
Headline is right.

/go colts.
 
2013-01-02 04:43:03 PM  

mjones73: Jim from Saint Paul: ...

Ok so what's the joke?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 321x400]

Seems like he already went.

He didn't go because of the legal issues he had in Atlanta, Dilfer went to Disney World in his place.


Ebenator: Jim from Saint Paul: ...

Ok so what's the joke?

[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 321x400]

Seems like he already went.

Ray is the only Superbowl MVP not to get the Disney endorsement.


I'm just glad to see there were people who got this one.
 
2013-01-02 04:48:08 PM  
www.adweek.com

He won't like that headline subs.
 
2013-01-02 04:48:33 PM  
Ravens football won't be the same without him. No knife jokes here.
 
2013-01-02 04:50:55 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-02 04:56:01 PM  
Hopefully the franchise won't collapse without his peptalks.
i4.ytimg.com

He'll make a great motivational speaker as a new career.
www.cullmanlive.com
 
2013-01-02 05:35:22 PM  
Canton-bound, indeed. For THAT is the power of Old Spice!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-02 05:44:24 PM  

El Brujo: It would be neat if the Ravens won the Superbowl, and someone went to give Ray Lewis a gatorade bath, but a instead of gatorade a corpse poured out all over his back.


i830.photobucket.com

Can help with that.

/any excuse
 
2013-01-02 05:51:07 PM  

kukukupo: Am I too late to make a knife joke?


It's never too late on Fark.
 
2013-01-02 05:51:28 PM  

degenerate-afro: kukukupo: Am I too late to make a knife joke?

It's never too late on Fark.


Or too soon!
 
2013-01-02 06:06:49 PM  
this frkker's as guilty as o.j.
 
2013-01-02 06:20:03 PM  
In the past few years announcers are talking about Ray Lewis as they pan to him on the sidelines. Has played since the 2000 SB?
 
2013-01-02 06:20:18 PM  
Goodnight, stupid pregame dance murderer man.
 
2013-01-02 06:42:11 PM  
2000+ tackle club: members=1
41 sack/31 interception club: members=1
 
2013-01-02 07:11:02 PM  

Triumph: 2000+ tackle club: members=1

London Fletcher is one year away from that club.
 
2013-01-02 07:28:18 PM  

CipollinaFan: London Fletcher is one year away from that club.


There are probably a few others, just nobody knows. They didn't start officially keeping the stat until the 80s.
 
2013-01-02 07:32:11 PM  
Lord, I didn't think even Pittsburgh fans were repeating this "murder" crap. He was convicted of misdemeanor Not Talking to Cops, which is Dealing With Cops 101. And his friends that were arrested? They were acquitted.

/Ben's a huuuuuuuuuge rapist though.
 
2013-01-02 07:52:58 PM  
The people still posting about the stabbing thing are also still wearing Creed t-shirts, and wondering if Elian Gonzalez will be shipped back to Cuba.
 
2013-01-02 08:05:52 PM  

SkerriNinja: The people still posting about the stabbing thing are also still wearing Creed t-shirts, and wondering if Elian Gonzalez will be shipped back to Cuba.


Pretty sure that kid is gonna come back one day, and he's gonna make Pablo Escobar look like a Boy Scout.
 
2013-01-02 08:19:28 PM  

Scrotastic Method: Lord, I didn't think even Pittsburgh fans were repeating this "murder" crap. He was convicted of misdemeanor Not Talking to Cops, which is Dealing With Cops 101. And his friends that were arrested? They were acquitted.

/Ben's a huuuuuuuuuge rapist though.


He was convicted of lying to the cops, which is more stupid. If you're gonna talk, tell the truth.

Or just keep your mouth shut unless you're the victim or a totally uninvolved witness.

This is coming from a cop too. If I ever got in trouble I wouldn't say shiat.
 
2013-01-02 08:22:27 PM  
snltranscripts.jt.org
He didn't kill no motherfarkin' lion.
 
2013-01-02 09:04:04 PM  

Triumph: CipollinaFan: London Fletcher is one year away from that club.

There are probably a few others, just nobody knows. They didn't start officially keeping the stat until the 80s.


It's also a useless stat, since the home scorekeepers give the stars credit even when they aren't touching the guy.
 
2013-01-02 09:07:11 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: seumasokelly: natural316: They're beating Indy, so it'll be at least 2 more games

The Ravens are good, but I don't trust them to beat anybody. They've had some real head-scratchers this year.

Ravens at home, take the Ray Lewis emotional boost, add a dose of Ray Rice, put it against not yet as good as you think Indy, and I see a 30 point Baltimore victory. Maybe adjust down for Chuckstrength, but I don't see a good contest in this game. Your head-scratching will happen in New England. It always gets weird when those 2 teams play.


A 30 point victory, with Flacco's up and down play this year? Granted, the Colts defense is totally clownshoes at times, but only New England was able to beat them by 30 points this year, and that was with Tom Brady and some help from Luck's 4 interceptions.

Whoever wins the game, it won't be a blowout.

/ also there's no guarantee they'd be playing the Patriots
// don't laugh, it's actually possible Cincy beats Houston. Texans have struggled to get into the endzone the last few weeks and the Bengals' D surrenders slightly fewer points and yards per game than the Texans.
 
2013-01-02 10:11:37 PM  
Great timing by the NFL Network, showing the Ray Lewis A Football Life tonight. And yeah, he will make a great motivational speaker. Whatever's in his past, he appears to have cleaned up the act.
 
2013-01-02 10:34:48 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-02 11:53:09 PM  

Scrotastic Method: Lord, I didn't think even Pittsburgh fans were repeating this "murder" crap. He was convicted of misdemeanor Not Talking to Cops, which is Dealing With Cops 101. And his friends that were arrested? They were acquitted.

/Ben's a huuuuuuuuuge rapist though.


Your cognitive dissonance is showing. One was charged with a crime, the other was not. One was convicted of a crime, the other was not.

Incidentally, did Ray ever find the suit? Maybe he can donate it to the Hall if he ever does find it.
 
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