Anne.Uumellmahaye: I just learned that in Indiana if the property of an establishment wishing to sell alcohol abutts the property of a church, they have to get permission from the priest/pastor/head (though not Jesus, I assume) to be allowed to sell alcohol. But still never on Sundays or Christmas.
HMS_Blinkin: super_grass: more people die from drunk drivers than plane crashes, sharks, and terrorism combined.You were doing so well, then you had to ruin your troll with this worthless sentence. I live with my mom.
super_grass: Woo! Easy access to alcohol!This totally won't make the highways a bloodbath after every idiot who thinks being drunk is totally cool decides to hop in a driver's seat, right? The 21st amendment and this country's ass-backwards drinking culture is a farking disgrace, more people die from drunk drivers than plane crashes, sharks, and terrorism combined.In b4 drunkards say that alcohol control is impossible, Saudi Arabia and a boatload of middle eastern countries do it and they have virtually no alcohol abuse. If they can do it, so can we.
albert71292: You can purchase liquor almost everywhere here in Louisiana. We even have frozen daiquiri places with drive-thru windows.
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