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(Newsnet5)   You know the stripper deserves a little something extra when she attempts a stunt during a lapdance and ends up in the hospital in critical condition   (newsnet5.com) divider line 112
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2013-01-02 12:09:40 PM
Police said two men who witnessed the incident fled the bar as soon as it happened.

Someone didn't want their wives/girlfriends/church friends to know where they were.
 
2013-01-02 12:14:34 PM
"He stated that she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail," stated the officer in the report

 I wish she wasn't injured, so I wouldn't feel so bad for laughing at that
 
2013-01-02 01:33:15 PM
Critical condition after a stunt? If only we could abbreviate that in some way to make it shorter and yet still convey something about the victim.
 
2013-01-02 01:33:26 PM
Head Trauma Stripper Thread!
 
2013-01-02 01:33:44 PM
just a tad too muck coke... Overenergiezed = over the rail
 
2013-01-02 01:34:03 PM
Sing it with me now: "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is hospitalized..."
 
2013-01-02 01:35:59 PM
She knew the risks going in.
Should have practiced more.
Wonder who's watching the kid?
 
2013-01-02 01:36:09 PM
This is why it's so dangerous to pass those 'no touching' rules.

Those ladies are often so top-heavy, thin, drunk and blonde - that they need to maintain three points of contact for their own *safety*.
 
2013-01-02 01:36:19 PM
On the bright side, the EMT response of 45 seconds set all sorts of records.
 
2013-01-02 01:36:49 PM
DNRTFA.

Did it involved her hill?
 
2013-01-02 01:37:05 PM
"Police said they are not treating this as a criminal case. The report said the video surveillance inside the club was inconclusive."

Watch / rewind / watch / rewind...
 
2013-01-02 01:37:34 PM
See, if she was armed, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-01-02 01:39:09 PM
ringersol:

This is why it's so dangerous to pass those 'no touching' rules.

If the customer were holding on to her she might have pulled it off.
 
2013-01-02 01:39:12 PM
Her two airbags saved her.
 
2013-01-02 01:39:41 PM
It was a cunning array of stunts.
 
2013-01-02 01:40:06 PM
So much for those cunning stunts.
 
2013-01-02 01:42:53 PM
In what stage of undress was she went she was injured?...you know, details here plox
 
2013-01-02 01:42:58 PM
Not sure what the protocol is here. Do you throw a 20 over the railing? Maybe a 10 if she's only half done? I don't want to be a jerk and just leave, but I need some etiquette guidelines to follow.
 
2013-01-02 01:43:21 PM
Job hazard.
Next!!
 
2013-01-02 01:43:22 PM
If she was in the hospital, who picked her daughter up from her ex-boyfriend's house that night after work?
 
2013-01-02 01:43:46 PM
Useless without pics.
 
2013-01-02 01:45:56 PM

Carn: Useless without pics.

 
2013-01-02 01:49:35 PM
i1239.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-02 01:50:00 PM
So did he pay for the lapdance in advance?
 
2013-01-02 01:50:12 PM
Magorn: Sing it with me now: "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is hospitalized quadriplegic..."

/ftfy
 
2013-01-02 01:51:02 PM
She landed on my Monstrous Man Meat and wound up splitting herself in half? I hate when that happens.

/Is it time to sing the S&M Man?
 
2013-01-02 01:51:47 PM
X-rays or it didn't happen.
 
2013-01-02 01:51:56 PM
Pics of what strippers might look like?
 
2013-01-02 01:52:36 PM
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
/you asked for it
 
GBB
2013-01-02 01:53:04 PM

UberDave: Police said two men who witnessed the incident fled the bar as soon as it happened.

Someone didn't want their wives/girlfriends/church friends to know where they were.


Show's not over 'til the fat lady takes a header off the 2nd storey.

Oh, show's over.
 
2013-01-02 01:53:06 PM

FarkingReading: Critical condition after a stunt? If only we could abbreviate that in some way to make it shorter and yet still convey something about the victim.


"Coda"? Yup, it was the bar at the end of the performance.
 
2013-01-02 01:53:10 PM

Carn: Useless without pics.


How about some SFW video?
 
2013-01-02 01:54:16 PM

ShoeKing: Not sure what the protocol is here. Do you throw a 20 over the railing? Maybe a 10 if she's only half done? I don't want to be a jerk and just leave, but I need some etiquette guidelines to follow.


i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-02 01:56:05 PM
I was in a two-story club that had a floor-to-ceiling brass pole.  One of the dancers attempted a "suicide drop:"  upside down, she relaxed her thigh grip to plummet about 20 feet.  She was supposed to catch herself just before hitting the floor. Fail. Ker-RACK went her head. Had to be carried off the stage.

Then  she sat at my table, all wobbly, and said, "Maybe I shouldn't do that stunt any more."

I replied, "Well, it worked the last time; knocked some sense into you."

People threw cash like confetti, though.  She did it again a couple weeks later.
 
2013-01-02 01:56:56 PM

airsupport: If she was in the hospital, who picked her daughter up from her ex-boyfriend's house that night after work?


More importantly, is she on the semester or quarter system? If she's on the quarter system, it would be a pain to have to drop her classes.
 
2013-01-02 01:57:14 PM
Ok now approaching the main stage is Britney!

...splat....

Give it up for Britney!

/I do hope she gets better
 
2013-01-02 01:57:30 PM
My condolences to the stepfather that abused/molested her.
 
2013-01-02 01:58:16 PM

Prof. Frink: FarkingReading: Critical condition after a stunt? If only we could abbreviate that in some way to make it shorter and yet still convey something about the victim.

"Coda"? Yup, it was the bar at the end of the performance.


+1, good sir/madam!
 
2013-01-02 01:59:05 PM
MAKE IT RAIN ....strippers.
 
2013-01-02 01:59:10 PM
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
 
2013-01-02 02:00:25 PM
Ok this story has all kinds of --just OF..
#1. If he is facing away from the balcony and she grabs the rail...And flips over it---then how did he see it? Was he against the rail. Thats a weird place to put seating.
#2. Then he ran out the door?
Or was that someone else?
#3. Anyone else think it was possible she was pushed? I mean people get really drunk and stupid at strip clubs--
I don't know.
 
2013-01-02 02:00:38 PM
I didn't realize that Christie's Cabaret was a franchise.
 
2013-01-02 02:01:16 PM
Brain Damaged Stripper would make a good band name.

Paralyzed Stripper has already been done.
 
2013-01-02 02:01:20 PM
What a pole dancer may look like.
www.inquisitr.com
Happy now?
 
2013-01-02 02:01:22 PM
Has anybody done the cunning stunt joke yet?
 
2013-01-02 02:03:10 PM
This may be a sad little tale but at least it does not involve a broken penis.

PLEASE, LADIES! NO STUNTS DURING LAP DANCES! THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU RENT BOYS.

A penis broken may never work properly again.
 
2013-01-02 02:03:36 PM
I was figuring it would be a pole dancing death-drop kind of move, but she managed to injure herself LAPdancing? He should be glad he didn't get her to go home with him. A girl that clumsy could seriously maim a guy.
 
2013-01-02 02:03:39 PM
The lap dance is always better when the stripper cries.

wut?
 
2013-01-02 02:04:40 PM
imgc.artprintimages.com

I never understood all the fuss about pole dancing.
 
2013-01-02 02:06:14 PM

BarkingUnicorn:

I was in a two-story club that had a floor-to-ceiling brass pole.  One of the dancers attempted a "suicide drop:"  upside down, she relaxed her thigh grip to plummet about 20 feet.  She was supposed to catch herself just before hitting the floor. Fail. Ker-RACK went her head. Had to be carried off the stage.

Then  she sat at my table, all wobbly, and said, "Maybe I shouldn't do that stunt any more."

I replied, "Well, it worked the last time; knocked some sense into you."

People threw cash like confetti, though.  She did it again a couple weeks later.


You should trade your sister in for a smarter version. One who won't bring the baby to smoke meth in your car.
 
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