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(WHNS Fox 21)   Face of Jesus appears on a door in a church in South Carolina, officials say they must remove the nails and doorknob of thorns before the door can be replaced   (foxcarolina.com) divider line 70
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2013-01-02 12:07:10 PM  
FTA: "God wanted it out for some reason, maybe he wanted people to see he'll still perform miracles,"

Meanwhile in the pediatric cancer ward...
 
2013-01-02 12:25:00 PM  
It looks more like some weird alien with a big domed head to me. Wait a minute, are you saying Jesus was an alien?
 
2013-01-02 12:33:52 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-02 12:36:00 PM  
"One day I was sitting in the pew by the door and appeared the image of Jesus, and I was really amazed by it, astonished," said church member Steve Wiatt.

The door and the image have been at the church since it was built in the 1970s. Care Baptist is a small church, with less than 100 members. Some say this image is simply supposed to be there.

"God wanted it out for some reason, maybe he wanted people to see he'll still perform miracles," said Wiatt. "I mean, sure, there's rampant unemployment, people homeless and starving, violence in our schools, folks getting shoved in front of trains, and at least one bombing a day in some part of the world, but making a figure appear on a door? That's a real miracle that will make people believe in Him again."
 
2013-01-02 01:06:18 PM  

Sybarite: It looks more like some weird alien with a big domed head to me. Wait a minute, are you saying Jesus was an alien?


It would explain a whole lot of things.
 
2013-01-02 01:26:06 PM  
Cowardly Lion.
 
2013-01-02 01:33:56 PM  
Kinda looks like Gregg Allman after a bender. Maybe we're supposed to go stone Cher?
 
2013-01-02 01:38:59 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-02 01:47:10 PM  
www.tstout.com
 
2013-01-02 01:51:18 PM  
Looks like one of the apes from the original planet of the apes.
 
2013-01-02 02:31:05 PM  
It's a schooner.
 
2013-01-02 02:41:29 PM  
i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-02 03:19:26 PM  
A Jesus stencil a little bit of acid or bleach could provide a little fun at churches around the country. Even better a satan stencil.
 
2013-01-02 03:52:23 PM  
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-02 03:53:19 PM  
I see a movie in this.
 
2013-01-02 03:53:27 PM  

borg: A Jesus stencil a little bit of acid or bleach could provide a little fun at churches around the country. Even better a satan stencil.


But how do I monetize it?
 
2013-01-02 03:55:17 PM  

borg: A Jesus stencil a little bit of acid or bleach could provide a little fun at churches around the country. Even better a satan stencil.


You could probably have as much fun at a cathedral with a little drill and some stage blood rigged inside a statue. Let's get some Farkers on it.
 
2013-01-02 04:02:04 PM  
Sure it could be a miracly face of Jebus.
Or it could just be toxic black mold.

whns.images.worldnow.com
On third thought, I'm just gonna have to go with whoever claimed that was a face had gotten into the sacramental wine.
 
2013-01-02 04:03:53 PM  
Jesus had a rad handlebar mustache?
 
2013-01-02 04:05:55 PM  

Sybarite: It looks more like some weird alien with a big domed head to me. Wait a minute, are you saying Jesus was an alien?


That explains all the "Not of This World" stickers you see. Maybe if we're lucky all of them will try and hitch a ride on one of the comets that is coming this year.
 
2013-01-02 04:06:01 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: borg: A Jesus stencil a little bit of acid or bleach could provide a little fun at churches around the country. Even better a satan stencil.

But how do I monetize it?


sell tshirts, dumbass
 
2013-01-02 04:09:32 PM  
Holy f*ck people are reaching.

If there was going to be a miraculous image, it would be an IMAGE. Like clear as day. Not some fuzzy maybe there's an outline piece of crap.
 
2013-01-02 04:11:55 PM  
Looks more like this guy to me:
cdn.pophangover.com
 
2013-01-02 04:12:16 PM  
That's clearly Tony Iommi.
 
2013-01-02 04:13:51 PM  

sure haven't: Holy f*ck people are reaching.

If there was going to be a miraculous image, it would be an IMAGE. Like clear as day. Not some fuzzy maybe there's an outline piece of crap.


People see what they want to see,
and people are stupid.
 
2013-01-02 04:14:49 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: [i159.photobucket.com image 508x380]


Yes, but is Jesus a master of Karate?
 
2013-01-02 04:15:13 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-02 04:15:41 PM  
Step 1: Paint Jesus on bread using a low smoke-point oil like Xtra Virgin Olive
Step 2: Paint the negative space around Jesus with a high smoke-point oil like Peanut
Step 3: Make a grilled cheese sandwich
Step 4: Taa-daa! Instant Jesus-on-a-grilled-cheese
Step 5: Profit
 
2013-01-02 04:16:21 PM  
right about ..............VVVV
whns.images.worldnow.com

Looks like this
www.hhnlegacy.com
only slightly tilted counter clock wise and growing out of jesus' head
 
WGJ
2013-01-02 04:17:38 PM  

ultraholland: Jesus had a rad handlebar mustache?


All I see is some old biker dude.
 
2013-01-02 04:20:51 PM  

grokca: Cowardly Lion.


That's what I see quite clearly
 
2013-01-02 04:21:52 PM  

sure haven't: Holy f*ck people are reaching.

If there was going to be a miraculous image, it would be an IMAGE. Like clear as day. Not some fuzzy maybe there's an outline piece of crap.


The lord works in mysterious ways
 
2013-01-02 04:22:49 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: borg: A Jesus stencil a little bit of acid or bleach could provide a little fun at churches around the country. Even better a satan stencil.

But how do I monetize it?


Add corporate logos?
 
2013-01-02 04:24:58 PM  
i49.tinypic.com

I've got some bad news for them
 
2013-01-02 04:24:59 PM  
Looks very shroud of turin to me. Rectangular head.

img267.imageshack.us

/is the wood grain
/why are these pictures always askew? the photographer can't see it? lol
 
2013-01-02 04:27:05 PM  

Ennuipoet: FTA: "God wanted it out for some reason, maybe he wanted people to see he'll still perform miracles,"

Meanwhile in the pediatric cancer ward...


The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Plus, the evidence suggests that he's kind of a dick.
 
2013-01-02 04:28:04 PM  
And the face of Jesus looked like? Anybody know?
 
2013-01-02 04:30:17 PM  

conjecture and hearsay: And the face of Jesus looked like? Anybody know?


a door
 
2013-01-02 04:32:52 PM  

stirfrybry: grokca: Cowardly Lion.

That's what I see quite clearly


Came here to say that myself.
 
2013-01-02 04:40:14 PM  

old_toole: sure haven't: Holy f*ck people are reaching.

If there was going to be a miraculous image, it would be an IMAGE. Like clear as day. Not some fuzzy maybe there's an outline piece of crap.

People see what they want to see,
and people are stupid.


No, I know. It just gets exasperating sometimes.
 
2013-01-02 04:41:18 PM  

Rich Cream: Looks very shroud of turin to me. Rectangular head.

[img267.imageshack.us image 248x335]

/is the wood grain
/why are these pictures always askew? the photographer can't see it? lol


That's actually the angle I thought they were gonna go with (Shroud, not actual angle). But nope.
 
2013-01-02 04:43:06 PM  

conjecture and hearsay: And the face of Jesus looked like? Anybody know?


Tall, blond, blue-eyes, very pale, totally buff.
 
2013-01-02 04:43:28 PM  
South Carolina is the low-rent crappy version of Florida, check the articles around this article:

"Bodies found in barrels in lake"
"'Professional hobo' arrested in SC"
"Woman threatened SC Gov."
"Kids' movie interrupted by porn"
"Students take buses on joyride"

and don't miss, under 'Most Popular Stories'
"Deputies: Man shot after setting mom on fire"
 
2013-01-02 04:51:45 PM  
Jerry Garcia?
 
2013-01-02 04:57:26 PM  
So many things that God and Jesus can do to prove they exist or actually help someone, and they put extremely vague images of themselves on toast, doors, and inside hundreds-of-years-old trees.

/the starving children in Ethiopia and the cancer patients in many hospitals thank you, all-powerful and all-loving one
 
2013-01-02 04:58:01 PM  

GreyWolf007: South Carolina is the low-rent crappy version of Florida, check the articles around this article:

"Bodies found in barrels in lake"
"'Professional hobo' arrested in SC"
"Woman threatened SC Gov."
"Kids' movie interrupted by porn"
"Students take buses on joyride"

and don't miss, under 'Most Popular Stories'
"Deputies: Man shot after setting mom on fire"


"Mom, you ruined Christmas for me, so blaze on biatch!"
 
2013-01-02 04:58:55 PM  
Am I the only one who sees Mayor McCheese?
 
2013-01-02 05:01:49 PM  
Er...Jesus..needs to get hooked up on the internets...doors, toast and walmart receipts just aren't cutting it!
 
2013-01-02 05:02:10 PM  
To me it looks a lot like...

A FARKING DOOR!

/I don't think you'd have to point out a true miracle
 
2013-01-02 05:02:38 PM  
Looks like Treebeard.

ALL HAIL THE ENTS!!!!
 
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