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(Wikipedia)   Subby spent New Years Eve having an appendectomy and missed a party. Any other Farkers have it worse?   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line 37
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2013-01-02 11:23:05 AM
I had to spend it with my wife.
 
2013-01-02 11:25:08 AM
Didn't go out at all, but I did get to listen to drunken idiot freak out over drunkenly knocking into vehicles parked on the side of the road.  Woke up the next day to find somebody's bumper nicely laid out across their hood.

/luckily none of the drunks were driving
 
2013-01-02 11:29:26 AM
Girlfriend got a viral sinus infection and I've been fighting a cold. Needless to say we didn't do much
 
2013-01-02 11:34:45 AM
I had to spend it with subbys wife.
 
2013-01-02 11:40:48 AM
Cold. Bronchitis, Hit me right on the 30th.

Some stupid young woman kept trying to kiss me on the mouth the night before I got it.
 
2013-01-02 11:48:08 AM
At least subby will not be able to get pregnant.
 
2013-01-02 11:54:26 AM
Kept trying to kiss some guy on the mouth, ended up with Bronchitis.
 
2013-01-02 12:03:17 PM
I'm guessing your doctor didn't have a swell time if he was doing an appendectomy.
 
2013-01-02 12:10:19 PM
I spent it sitting next to a former Cowboys cheerleader, who is hot, single, and looking.

Unfortunately, my wife was sitting next to me on the other side.
 
2013-01-02 12:10:21 PM
That's nothing, I was chilling in place at the end of the cecum and some farking bastige ripped open my roof, sliced off my vascular structure, yanked me out and through me into the metal bowl!  I didn't get a look at the guy, he was wearing a mask.  Now I am in the bottom of a biohazard bag waiting to be thrown in an incinerator.  My New Years Eve SUCKED!
 
2013-01-02 12:11:24 PM

Ennuipoet: through


Damnitsomuch: "threw"

/vestigal organs are shiatty at grammar.
 
2013-01-02 12:25:28 PM
Sorry to hear that subby...but look on the bright side...you're alive.
 
2013-01-02 12:30:16 PM
Damn, you missed a party. That's harsh. Hopefully you can find the strength to move forward with your life.
 
2013-01-02 12:36:19 PM
My co-worker had heart surgery and then her 30 year old nephew died from a heart attack after chopping some wood. And now she has a cold. I feel so bad for her.

Mine, nothing. Just lonesome.
 
2013-01-02 01:06:37 PM
I was stranded in a semi-rural area with a flat tire, spare that deflated when I lowered the jack, and a dead phone.
 
2013-01-02 01:38:37 PM
Sorry to hear you were born with an appendix, subby.

/I am evolved. I don't have one of those.
 
2013-01-02 01:41:20 PM
I blew out my back, damaged my spinal cord, had surgery and spent my 40th birthday in bed, missed Thanksgiving, and ,Christmas, and now, New Years due to having a paralysed leg and not being able to get around. Things are just now starting to improve. I think 2013 will rock anyhow! If it doesn't...Maybe I'll just move to Colorado and smoke dope.
 
2013-01-02 01:53:54 PM
Look on the bright side Subby, you lost weight, your new year's resolution is covered.
 
2013-01-02 02:29:52 PM
Well, my sister-in-law went it to have her gallbladder out and instead found out she has a cancer only 1,000 people a year get.

So, be happy you just lost an appendix.
 
2013-01-02 03:14:09 PM
I got crazy drunk and mistook the kitchen garbage can for the pisser.

/ Not invited back next year...
 
2013-01-02 03:34:30 PM
My worst New Year's Eve was when my first boyfriend broke up with me at midnight, so any uneventful New Year's is fine with me

This year I had take-out barbecue and watched Ted with my brother. A nice quiet evening.
 
2013-01-02 03:37:09 PM
Some people had to stay up all night negotiating and voting on fiscal cliff legislation and couldn't bang their mistresses or pick up gay men in public restrooms so count your blessings subby.
 
2013-01-02 03:51:08 PM
blown butthole

not mine though
 
2013-01-02 03:56:30 PM
Had to work a grand total of 16 hours New Years Eve thanks to a management screw up. Fortunately, Mrs. Ref was very understanding.
 
2013-01-02 03:58:54 PM
My cousin went into the ER on Christmas day thinking he had a bad case of the flu. Turns out his kidneys were failing and now he needs a transplant.
 
2013-01-02 04:06:25 PM
Wife's cousin died on Christmas day, at a Christmas party. We waked him two days later and his funeral was on my birthday, so I had an extended holiday with the in-laws, the sullen, depressed in-laws. No one remembered my birthday, except my wife, so it was like 16 Candles, but with more death, less Molly Ringwald.
 
2013-01-02 05:44:32 PM

deadsanta: Wife's cousin died on Christmas day, at a Christmas party. We waked him two days later and his funeral was on my birthday, so I had an extended holiday with the in-laws, the sullen, depressed in-laws. No one remembered my birthday, except my wife, so it was like 16 Candles, but with more death, less Molly Ringwald.


Did you at least get to nail Jake?

/I was asleep by 9:30 and forgot it was New Year's.
 
2013-01-02 08:44:00 PM
I woke up on the 31st with a weird kink in my neck in the muscle behind and slightly below the left ear. It got progressively worse through the day while I was at work, until I couldn't move my neck, couldn't stand up without grimacing, and couldn't do anything basically. So, I stayed at home and took tylenol.

/next morning, it was almost all gone.
//I had debated going to the hospital on New Year's Eve, but made the right choice to sleep it off
 
2013-01-02 11:42:28 PM

dletter: Well, my sister-in-law went it to have her gallbladder out and instead found out she has a cancer only 1,000 people a year get.

So, be happy you just lost an appendix.


He didn't really lose it. I mean, he knows where it is. It just isn't where it used to be.

/Sorry about your sister, hope it is treatable!
 
2013-01-03 06:42:30 AM
Mine was mundane, but a friend had the last baby of the year at her local hospital, delivered 2 minutes before midnight, by a physician wearing a tuxedo who may well have been drunk. Fun times! But hey, tax deduction baby!
 
2013-01-03 09:26:54 AM
Was laying on the couch watching Anderson Cooper. Party times!!!!
 
2013-01-03 11:40:38 AM
I work in a bar. Of course I had it worse.
 
2013-01-03 12:59:22 PM
My fiance made steaks, we started a fire, and listened to some cool tunes at the house. It was great.
 
2013-01-03 05:26:57 PM
Saw the "ectomy" part and thought you meant "vasectomy".

Damn speed reading course.

Seriously: As previous posters have mentioned, things can always be worse. This too shall pass.
 
2013-01-04 03:51:57 AM

Miss Stein: My worst New Year's Eve was when my first boyfriend broke up with me at midnight, so any uneventful New Year's is fine with me


I had a girlfriend cheat on my on Christmas even (a year ago).  Kind of ruined the entire holiday.  This year was much better.  Had a great xmas dinner with friends, and later some great nookie with a woman I've been dating.

That boyfriend of yours was a douche.  He should hook up with my ex-girlfriend.
 
2013-01-04 10:04:35 PM
I fell asleep.
 
2013-01-05 09:56:08 AM
Had the norovirus over New Years.

My appendix ruptured when I was 19 and I spent 3 weeks in the hospital with blood poisoning.Nearly died twice.

Three days with the norovirus was as close to that as I've been. Most agonizing three days of my life. Threw up over 5 dozen times.
 
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