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(NJ.com)   There comes a time in every man's life when he asks himself the big questions. Who am I? Why am I here? Why is the car parked up on top of our neighbor's car?   (nj.com) divider line 37
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2013-01-02 12:02:40 PM
This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!
 
2013-01-02 12:27:33 PM
This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!
 
2013-01-02 12:55:04 PM
Female driver?

*clicks link*

Ayup.
 
2013-01-02 12:56:25 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!


xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!


And as the days go by
 
2013-01-02 12:57:05 PM

PsyLord: Female driver?

*clicks link*

Ayup.


*reads further*

FTA: While Massey was at work, a 79-year-old man driving a construction truck backed into her car and another car, which in turn damaged two more parked cars, according to a police report.

Ah, the 1st sentence threw me. Nvm.
 
2013-01-02 12:58:11 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!


xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!


Letting the days go by
 
2013-01-02 12:58:51 PM
www.american-buddha.com
 
2013-01-02 01:01:40 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!


You gotta be fast around here
 
2013-01-02 01:02:01 PM
Those K turns are tricky
 
2013-01-02 01:02:39 PM

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!


OH MY GOD.....I have had this song stuck in my head off and on for YEARS now, and I never could identify it until now

I love everyone in this thead now.
 
2013-01-02 01:04:16 PM

karnal: Those K turns are tricky


was curious if anyone knew what a K turn was... i guess a 4 or 5 point turn or something?
 
2013-01-02 01:05:18 PM
Good thing the truck driver didn't try something complicated like a M or E turn.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-02 01:05:44 PM
"I made an illegal O turn!"

www.morethings.com

Yes it's a real Hee Haw joke. You don't know HOW MANY hours I was subjected to it as a kid...
 
2013-01-02 01:05:57 PM
this is precisely why we need to raise the retirement age
 
2013-01-02 01:07:28 PM

CygnusDarius: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

Letting the days go by


let the water hold me up
 
2013-01-02 01:07:44 PM
Don't worry, that will buff right out
 
2013-01-02 01:12:35 PM
pute kisses like a man

karnal: Those K turns are tricky

was curious if anyone knew what a K turn was... i guess a 4 or 5 point turn or something?


my.offroad-ed.com
 
2013-01-02 01:13:13 PM
This is likely killing the Honda execs.
 
2013-01-02 01:13:31 PM
The cops gave both cars a ticket for double parking.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-02 01:16:09 PM
Needed: George Jetson's fold up car:

blogs.smithsonianmag.com
 
2013-01-02 01:16:47 PM
Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And you're gone
 
2013-01-02 01:23:11 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!


My god, what have I done!
 
2013-01-02 01:23:34 PM
I would be interested in how fast that truck driver was going to send one car flying in to the other. Or did the crash last long enough to push one car on to the other. It would seem that if it was the latter the driver should have been able to stop the truck before the completed pushing once car on top of the other.
 
2013-01-02 01:24:04 PM
I made an illegal 轉向 turn
 
2013-01-02 01:27:11 PM
Don't worry, we can fix this. My dad is a TV repair man. He has an awesome set of tools.
 
2013-01-02 01:39:27 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!


LETTING THE DAYS GO BY!
 
2013-01-02 01:44:17 PM
img32.imageshack.us

Approves.
 
2013-01-02 01:58:12 PM
And you may ask yourself, well, how did I park here?
 
2013-01-02 01:58:24 PM

Cooper420: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY!


Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was
 
2013-01-02 02:12:00 PM

Comic Book Guy: CygnusDarius: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

Letting the days go by

let the water hold me up down


Funny how one word changed completely alters the meaning.
 
2013-01-02 02:14:42 PM

d23: "I made an illegal O turn!"

[www.morethings.com image 690x480]

Yes it's a real Hee Haw joke. You don't know HOW MANY hours I was subjected to it as a kid...


"Curious about men"? Well I always did wonder why my father watched Hee Haw.
 
2013-01-02 02:30:03 PM

kyoryu: Comic Book Guy: CygnusDarius: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

Letting the days go by

let the water hold me up down

Funny how one word changed completely alters the meaning.


d'oh! The one time I was reasonably sure I had the lyrics right in my head. My brain must now be punished, bring forth the Bieber!
 
2013-01-02 02:57:13 PM
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground!
 
2013-01-02 06:09:54 PM

gtbarsi: I would be interested in how fast that truck driver was going to send one car flying in to the other. Or did the crash last long enough to push one car on to the other. It would seem that if it was the latter the driver should have been able to stop the truck before the completed pushing once car on top of the other.


Wrecks can be weird like that. Sounds worse than what happened to my friend a few years ago. Their neighbor, who was speeding while intoxicated (and uninsured, without a license...) was hauling ass down their street one night, plowed into a parked car, and hit it so hard that it was sent skidding a good twenty to thirty feet down and across the road, bashing into the front of my friend's car. Caused minor but visible damage that fortunately didn't require repair. The other two cars, though, were hosed. :-/

/sorta CSB
//amazed that that moron walked away from it
 
2013-01-02 06:33:32 PM
that recently happened to a coworker. 8 AM crash. The go outside to see the ass end of a pickup parked on top of their Prius.

19 year old (female) drunk at 8 AM, speeding in her Honda. Hit the pickup hard enough to lift it and deposit on the Prius.
 
2013-01-02 10:55:07 PM

karnal: pute kisses like a man

karnal: Those K turns are tricky

was curious if anyone knew what a K turn was... i guess a 4 or 5 point turn or something?

[my.offroad-ed.com image 250x450]


Not to scale? What does that mean?
 
2013-01-02 11:21:46 PM

probesport: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

My god, what have I done!


same as it ever was...
 
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