FARK.com: (7513564) There comes a time in every man's life when he asks himself the big questions. Who am I? Why am I here? Why is the car parked up on top of our neighbor's car?

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		There comes a time in every man's life when he asks himself the big questions. Who am I? Why am I here? Why is the car parked up on top of our neighbor's car? (nj.com)		37
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scottydoesntknow		2013-01-02 12:02:40 PM

This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian		2013-01-02 12:27:33 PM

This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

PsyLord		2013-01-02 12:55:04 PM

Female driver?

*clicks link*

Ayup.

russlar		2013-01-02 12:56:25 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

And as the days go by

PsyLord		2013-01-02 12:57:05 PM

PsyLord: Female driver?

*clicks link*

Ayup.

*reads further*

FTA: While Massey was at work, a 79-year-old man driving a construction truck backed into her car and another car, which in turn damaged two more parked cars, according to a police report.

Ah, the 1st sentence threw me. Nvm.

CygnusDarius		2013-01-02 12:58:11 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

Letting the days go by

SkunkWerks		2013-01-02 12:58:51 PM

Crewmannumber6		2013-01-02 01:01:40 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

You gotta be fast around here

karnal		2013-01-02 01:02:01 PM

Those K turns are tricky

OrelupM		2013-01-02 01:02:39 PM

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

OH MY GOD.....I have had this song stuck in my head off and on for YEARS now, and I never could identify it until now

I love everyone in this thead now.

pute kisses like a man		2013-01-02 01:04:16 PM

karnal: Those K turns are tricky

was curious if anyone knew what a K turn was... i guess a 4 or 5 point turn or something?

arcas		2013-01-02 01:05:18 PM

Good thing the truck driver didn't try something complicated like a M or E turn.

d23		2013-01-02 01:05:44 PM

"I made an illegal O turn!"

www.morethings.com

Yes it's a real Hee Haw joke. You don't know HOW MANY hours I was subjected to it as a kid...

thenooch		2013-01-02 01:05:57 PM

this is precisely why we need to raise the retirement age

Comic Book Guy		2013-01-02 01:07:28 PM

CygnusDarius: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

Letting the days go by

let the water hold me up

JohnCarter		2013-01-02 01:07:44 PM

Don't worry, that will buff right out

karnal		2013-01-02 01:12:35 PM

pute kisses like a man

karnal: Those K turns are tricky

was curious if anyone knew what a K turn was... i guess a 4 or 5 point turn or something?

my.offroad-ed.com

fappomatic		2013-01-02 01:13:13 PM

This is likely killing the Honda execs.

uncleacid		2013-01-02 01:13:31 PM

The cops gave both cars a ticket for double parking.

d23		2013-01-02 01:16:09 PM

Needed: George Jetson's fold up car:

blogs.smithsonianmag.com

bingethinker		2013-01-02 01:16:47 PM

Please tell me why
My car is in the front yard
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on
I came in through the window last night
And you're gone

probesport		2013-01-02 01:23:11 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

My god, what have I done!

gtbarsi		2013-01-02 01:23:34 PM

I would be interested in how fast that truck driver was going to send one car flying in to the other. Or did the crash last long enough to push one car on to the other. It would seem that if it was the latter the driver should have been able to stop the truck before the completed pushing once car on top of the other.

jfivealive		2013-01-02 01:24:04 PM

I made an illegal 轉向 turn

JoshTheTech		2013-01-02 01:27:11 PM

Don't worry, we can fix this. My dad is a TV repair man. He has an awesome set of tools.

Cooper420		2013-01-02 01:39:27 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY!

had98c		2013-01-02 01:44:17 PM

Approves.

jbezorg		2013-01-02 01:58:12 PM

And you may ask yourself, well, how did I park here?

notyomama		2013-01-02 01:58:24 PM

Cooper420: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY!

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was

kyoryu		2013-01-02 02:12:00 PM

Comic Book Guy: CygnusDarius: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

Letting the days go by

let the water hold me up down

Funny how one word changed completely alters the meaning.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-02 02:14:42 PM

d23: "I made an illegal O turn!"

[www.morethings.com image 690x480]

Yes it's a real Hee Haw joke. You don't know HOW MANY hours I was subjected to it as a kid...

"Curious about men"? Well I always did wonder why my father watched Hee Haw.

Comic Book Guy		2013-01-02 02:30:03 PM

kyoryu: Comic Book Guy: CygnusDarius: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

xanadian: This is not my...

....

Goddammit!!

Letting the days go by

let the water hold me up down

Funny how one word changed completely alters the meaning.

d'oh! The one time I was reasonably sure I had the lyrics right in my head. My brain must now be punished, bring forth the Bieber!

leonel		2013-01-02 02:57:13 PM

Letting the days go by, water flowing underground!

L33t Squirrel		2013-01-02 06:09:54 PM

gtbarsi: I would be interested in how fast that truck driver was going to send one car flying in to the other. Or did the crash last long enough to push one car on to the other. It would seem that if it was the latter the driver should have been able to stop the truck before the completed pushing once car on top of the other.

Wrecks can be weird like that. Sounds worse than what happened to my friend a few years ago. Their neighbor, who was speeding while intoxicated (and uninsured, without a license...) was hauling ass down their street one night, plowed into a parked car, and hit it so hard that it was sent skidding a good twenty to thirty feet down and across the road, bashing into the front of my friend's car. Caused minor but visible damage that fortunately didn't require repair. The other two cars, though, were hosed. :-/

/sorta CSB
//amazed that that moron walked away from it

YouPeopleAreCrazy		2013-01-02 06:33:32 PM

that recently happened to a coworker. 8 AM crash. The go outside to see the ass end of a pickup parked on top of their Prius.

19 year old (female) drunk at 8 AM, speeding in her Honda. Hit the pickup hard enough to lift it and deposit on the Prius.

morg		2013-01-02 10:55:07 PM

karnal: pute kisses like a man

karnal: Those K turns are tricky

was curious if anyone knew what a K turn was... i guess a 4 or 5 point turn or something?

[my.offroad-ed.com image 250x450]

Not to scale? What does that mean?

maltedmothball		2013-01-02 11:21:46 PM

probesport: scottydoesntknow: This is not my beautiful house...

This is not my beautiful wife!

My god, what have I done!

same as it ever was...

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