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(Sun Sentinel)   Man punched female driver at traffic light, got naked, laid down in road. Typical Florida New Year's celebration   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 17
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2013-01-02 10:26:11 AM
In Florida, that's commonplace.
It's nutty, but that is the case.
We're lucky, says I,
He didn't get high
On bath salts, and chew off her face.
 
2013-01-02 11:01:19 AM
Was she driving like a woman?

If so, then we may be able to understand why he got violent. Not condone... but understand.
 
2013-01-02 11:48:28 AM
Noa?
 
2013-01-02 11:54:13 AM

Police called on Florida resident lying down in the middle of the street trifecta in play.



/oddly specific

 
2013-01-02 11:54:14 AM
What, no sword?
 
2013-01-02 11:55:30 AM
While aresponding deputy gathered information from the driver, he heard a report over his radio

Making up words again I see.
 
2013-01-02 11:56:41 AM
If punching a female driver in the face is wrong....
 
2013-01-02 11:58:37 AM

blatz514: While aresponding deputy gathered information from the driver, he heard a report over his radio

Making up words again I see.


Perhaps "arseponding" means he was talking out his ass.
 
2013-01-02 12:01:32 PM

blatz514: Making up words again I see.



The GIS preview for this made it look like it might be Ares standing in a pond but frankly deviantart kind of scares me so I didn't click.
 
2013-01-02 12:04:45 PM
What is it about bathsalts that makes people want to get naked?
 
2013-01-02 12:05:13 PM
When I saw the word baseball bat in the headline, I had a WHOLE other idea in my head of what happened.
 
2013-01-02 12:24:40 PM
As a native Floridian, I would like it if news stories in or about Florida would also print where the perpetrator is from originally. My theory is that native Floridians are by and large normal folk and are getting a bad rap from all the crazy transplants. I know they're crazy because they chose to live in Florida.
 
2013-01-02 12:34:20 PM
I guess the lay versus lie trifecta is complete?

Lied down in road, not laid down in road.

/There's never any rest for the grammar police
 
2013-01-02 12:37:15 PM
The courtship rituals of primative cultures never stop amazing me.
 
2013-01-02 01:02:53 PM
Charged with two batteries.
 
2013-01-02 01:49:42 PM

MaxxLarge: In Florida, that's commonplace.
It's nutty, but that is the case.
We're lucky, says I,
He didn't get high
On bath salts, and chew off her face.


Oh, Maxx, you truly are a delight.
 
2013-01-02 04:52:34 PM
I know my brothers truly care about me when they find me too drunk and try to force me into the trunk of a car. That is true family love right there.
 
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