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2013-01-02 02:42:51 PM  
There are a few things that have killed the show for me:

1) One of the reasons I liked this show at the beginning was because as outlandish as the premise was, it was also believable because of how diligent Dexter was to maintain certain rules to keep from getting caught. These rules have completely been shredded, especially after showrunner changed after season 4. In season 3 Dexter refused to kill a person with Jimmy Smitts simply because someone else who knew JS was in the same building. Fast forward to now..... yeah all that's out the window.

2) Rita's Kids: The storyline to get rid of them is completely unbelievable, especially after he made such a huge effort to stay in their lives in season 2 when he and Rita broke up.

3) The silliness of the side stories and complete gullibility of all supporting characters. Especially that 23 yr old Nanny that seems to never give a shiat that her employer keeps her working late/24 hours constantly (preventing her from having a life of her own) and mysteriously disappears all the time. Her character is a massive plot crutch and is totally unbelievable.

4) The total irredeemability of Deb by the end of this last season.
 
2013-01-02 02:44:13 PM  

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: Dissociater: 1) Dexter is sad because he has a dark passenger that he doesn't understand and no one understands him because of it
2) Each season introduces a new 'big bad'
3) Dexter gets, or tries to get close to the big bad to learn from them how they deal with their own 'dark passenger'
4) Dexter finds he can't and kills them at the end of the last episode of the season.
5) (optional) there may be some collateral damage on the way.

I hear ya, but this season did actually break that mold and throw some twists our way.

*spoilers*

I personally expected Louis to be the "big bad" in kind of the same vein as the Ice Truck Killer (cat-and-mouse)... but Issak disposed of him. Then we thought Isaak would be the big bad... until he starts working with Dexter as quasi-equals. So then, it's gotta be Isaak's killer, right? Nope, Quinn takes care of him. The Phantom Arsonist? Not developed as a character and quickly done away with. That leaves Hannah... who survives. And you can't really consider LaGuerta the big bad, even if she was the final kill.

The certainly changed it up, which was probably necessary after Deb discovered his secret.

/oh, and his Dark Passenger is dead too, which could almost be the metaphorical "big bad" kill... now Dexter doesn't even need to follow The Code.


I kind of only half-watched this season while my wife did. I would usually watch while doing something else. My interest had just fallen off. I did appreciate that this season went off the pattern a little bit, but by now it was just too late for my tastes. I think if this season had been in place of season 4, it would have been rejuvenating. YMMV of course.
 
2013-01-02 03:03:34 PM  
Season 9: Dexter joins the cast of The Walking Dead.
 
2013-01-02 03:04:09 PM  

delysid25: The problem with Dexter is it has nudity, but it is always background nudity, some low class stripper with implants dancing in the background as scenery. What it really needs is some Game of Thrones style on camera semi main cast nudity, then it would be baller.


I gotta say I'm also very tired of background strip club nudity.Just about every single show that is allowed to have nudity did/does it. Let's get more creative with our booby placement, TV people.
 
2013-01-02 03:08:46 PM  
Quinn's story this season was so hilariously bad that it went back around to good and became the only thing I really even liked.

He's off by himself away from the rest of the cast making terrible decisions, then he shoots a guy and covers it up terribly (which of course works completely because Miami Metro has terrible detectives), his stripper girlfriend dies on the way back to her home planet (or whatever), and next time we see him he's staring vacantly off into space at An-hell's New Year's party. He's become more anorexic than Debra and his hair will probably get a "special guest star" credit next season.
 
2013-01-02 03:16:58 PM  
I'd actually like there to be one more "big bad"...

Have Dexter and Debra get out of this LaGuerta jam they've gotten themselves into.

Have whatever time passes, pass.

Then have them go after/hunt down this new terrifying serial killer/terrorist type.

Have it be real good, lots of spooky/secret interactions...cat and mouse coming from both sides.

But then...at the very end...
HAVE THE NEW BIG BAD KILL DEXTER AND DEBRA TOGETHER.
Make Dexter watch Debra die...
Then have the big bad kill Dexter.

That would be an awesome end and a telling message, murdrers don't live happily ever after, yadayadayada.
 
2013-01-02 03:32:02 PM  
Oh yeah,

5) Deb is in love with Dexter? What the fark is this shiat?
 
2013-01-02 03:38:44 PM  
I've seen the show only fleetingly after season 4. Season 1 was okay. Season 2 was actually pretty good, but mostly because of Lila. Season 3 sucked horrible. Season 4 was spectacular. I watched the first 4 episodes of Season 5 and did not give a shiat. I watched a few episodes of Season 6, and with the exception of Edward James Olmos, that sucked, too. I have no reason to go much further with the show.
 
2013-01-02 03:49:09 PM  

3825968: The only way I will watch Season 9 is if 1. more hot female nudity 2. more Deb nudity.

Or if I have to, you know, watch it for work.


I am not knocking your desires as everyone has different opinions but that girl has always been kinda gross to me. Even in White Chicks she just scared the hell out of me especially in her semi-nude scene.
 
2013-01-02 03:51:50 PM  
That "article" was pure speculation by a person who has nothing to do with anything related to the show and just seemed to feel like typing about Dexter.
 
2013-01-02 03:52:12 PM  

Hoboclown: Quinn's story this season was so hilariously bad that it went back around to good and became the only thing I really even liked.

He's off by himself away from the rest of the cast making terrible decisions, then he shoots a guy and covers it up terribly (which of course works completely because Miami Metro has terrible detectives), his stripper girlfriend dies on the way back to her home planet (or whatever), and next time we see him he's staring vacantly off into space at An-hell's New Year's party. He's become more anorexic than Debra and his hair will probably get a "special guest star" credit next season.


I was distracted by just how laughably bad Quinn's role, decisions, plot lines (whatever you want to call it) morphed into this season. That and having Dexter making really poor personal decisions that go against his well-formed code kind of signaled an end for me.

Bottom line - I'd be happy to have it end next year. But am hoping that they'll end it well - I almost like the idea of Dexter getting cornered and skipping town (like Hannibal Lecter) They probably won't do that because of his scripted love for his kid (booo!)
 
2013-01-02 03:52:44 PM  

lasercannon: Here is how it should end. Dexter holding Harrison goes into a liquor store to buy some wine. A robber comes in and holds up the liquor store and locks the front door. Something goes wrong and the clerk and Dexter get killed and the robber flees out the back. Harrison sits crying in a pool of his fathers blood for hours until someone notices blood seeping from the front door of the locked liquor store and calls the cops. Cops come in and see Harrison pick him up and call Debra Morigan to the scene. Dexter's death is in all the papers and they all say the how he was a pilar of the community, a good guy, good father. Debra raises Harrison and it ends with a flash forward twenty years to Harrison graduating from the police academy with Debra in the audience watching him graduate.


^^This^^
 
2013-01-02 04:04:36 PM  
It needs to end with Dexter finding out that all of the cops are doing the same thing he is, but for other types of crimes. Masuka is raping rapists, Quinn is stealing from burglars, and Batista is pissing in the food of restaurant owners who get away with health violations. There would be a big scene where they all end up walking into the same house at the same time to kill/rape/rob/crap-onto-the-sushi of a guy who stole the purse of his secretary, after having sex with her dead body, which had choked on a cockroach, that he had put in her salad. They could all look at each other, have a big "You too? Me too!" moment, and realize the music was actually coming from inside the frakking ship!
 
2013-01-02 04:06:16 PM  

lasercannon: Harrison sits crying in a pool of his fathers blood for hours


Harrison already sat crying in a pool of his mother's blood for hours, three seasons ago.
 
2013-01-02 04:40:32 PM  
I just finished S6, well see how 7 goes, but its starting to get a bit stale.
 
2013-01-02 04:42:37 PM  

flux: lasercannon: Harrison sits crying in a pool of his fathers blood for hours

Harrison already sat crying in a pool of his mother's blood for hours, three seasons ago.


Nah, they need to adapt the Dexter in the Dark novel and explain that Dexter and the kids are beholden to an ancient demon that forces their bloodlust on them.

/possibly the worst book I've read
 
2013-01-02 04:55:37 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Nah, they need to adapt the Dexter in the Dark novel and explain that Dexter and the kids are beholden to an ancient demon that forces their bloodlust on them.


Yeah, I didn't read any of the books but I heard there was a demon in it at some point. That's farking stupid.
 
2013-01-02 05:10:41 PM  

Hoboclown: Quinn's story this season was so hilariously bad that it went back around to good and became the only thing I really even liked.

He's off by himself away from the rest of the cast making terrible decisions, then he shoots a guy and covers it up terribly (which of course works completely because Miami Metro has terrible detectives), his stripper girlfriend dies on the way back to her home planet (or whatever), and next time we see him he's staring vacantly off into space at An-hell's New Year's party. He's become more anorexic than Debra and his hair will probably get a "special guest star" credit next season.


Yeah. He gets more and more gaunt every season. It's actually distracting when he's on screen. Too much nose candy or is it his lack of appetite when he reads the nonsense his character is up to in the scripts? Either way, I hope he's alright. He's a pretty decent actor.
 
2013-01-02 05:13:06 PM  

Mugato: whizbangthedirtfarmer: Nah, they need to adapt the Dexter in the Dark novel and explain that Dexter and the kids are beholden to an ancient demon that forces their bloodlust on them.

Yeah, I didn't read any of the books but I heard there was a demon in it at some point. That's farking stupid.


I think that book was only written because Lindsay needed to complete his contract with his publisher. With the success of the show, he got a new contract and the later books dropped the super natural crizap.
 
2013-01-02 05:36:25 PM  

flux: lasercannon: Harrison sits crying in a pool of his fathers blood for hours

Harrison already sat crying in a pool of his mother's blood for hours, three seasons ago.


Yeah, I forgot about that.
 
2013-01-02 05:45:23 PM  
..know how I know none of y'all have ever led a double life?

Dexter is a show about the evolution and awakening of a troubled soul. It's not live-action GTA. Simpletons.
 
2013-01-02 06:02:52 PM  

proteon: I still like the show but from what I understand, people who have never watched it are even bigger experts on the subject than those who have.


QFT
 
2013-01-02 06:13:01 PM  
The show is awesome but in this last season, it wasn't just the fact that Dexter took too many liberties and was way careless, it was that the writers forcing the LeGuerta character into a role that that character isn't realistically able to assume.
 
2013-01-02 06:13:20 PM  
The producers want it to end, the actors want it to end, the story is essentially being written to end at season 8.

While I'm sure people want to roll in the dough in the network, it's not gonna happen.

/Course, I said the same thing about HIMYM and... well... they're returning for a season 9 I never thought in a million years would happen.
//Not quite the same thing, but pretty close.
 
2013-01-02 06:13:59 PM  

ActionJoe: There need to be less sub plots next season. The past couple seasons have had Dexter get involved in so many sub plots for killing people that the story basically become how he deals with life with all these sub plots. It was ok for one season, but now every season is hectic and you would think Dexter would learn to tone things down.


I was concerned about the subplots this season. To its credit, i think the show juggled the subplots rather well... until the Sirko plot ended. The last 3 episodes or so just felt out of place now that a very (unintentinally?) dominating storyline ended.

Girl On Couch: I was distracted by just how laughably bad Quinn's role, decisions, plot lines (whatever you want to call it) morphed into this season.


Quinn was easily the worst part of this past season. I think he may play a role next season as he used to suspect Dexter and I'm betting Laguerta's death may cause him to re-evaluate those suspicions, but this season felt like they really didn't know what to do with Quinn.
 
2013-01-02 06:15:17 PM  
whizbangthedirtfarmer: Nah, they need to adapt the Dexter in the Dark novel and explain that Dexter and the kids are beholden to an ancient demon that forces their bloodlust on them.

Mugato: Yeah, I didn't read any of the books but I heard there was a demon in it at some point. That's farking stupid.


This.

So whenever you feel compelled to complain about season six or whatever other seasons of Dexter, just remember it could have been a helleva lot worse if the writers had continued to follow the books after the first season.
 
2013-01-02 06:19:40 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: The show is awesome but in this last season, it wasn't just the fact that Dexter took too many liberties and was way careless, it was that the writers forcing the LeGuerta character into a role that that character isn't realistically able to assume.


I think it fit Laguerta well, but much like Quinn, she's technically in the right, but they just made her character pointless and generally unlikable. Another Lundy-like character would've been better in that role.
 
2013-01-02 06:21:47 PM  

browneye: So whenever you feel compelled to complain about season six or whatever other seasons of Dexter, just remember it could have been a helleva lot worse if the writers had continued to follow the books after the first season.


I only read the first book. Even though it's fairly close to the first season's storyline, I found Dexter as a character extremely unlikable. I haven't read the other books, but they sound pretty terrible to the point where I don't really get how people like the books.
 
2013-01-02 06:21:54 PM  
ActionJoe: There need to be less sub plots next season. The past couple seasons have had Dexter get involved in so many sub plots for killing people that the story basically become how he deals with life with all these sub plots. It was ok for one season, but now every season is hectic and you would think Dexter would learn to tone things down.

I was concerned about the subplots this season. To its credit, i think the show juggled the subplots rather well... until the Sirko plot ended. The last 3 episodes or so just felt out of place now that a very (unintentinally?) dominating storyline ended.

Girl On Couch: I was distracted by just how laughably bad Quinn's role, decisions, plot lines (whatever you want to call it) morphed into this season.

FeedTheCollapse: Quinn was easily the worst part of this past season. I think he may play a role next season as he used to suspect Dexter and I'm betting Laguerta's death may cause him to re-evaluate those suspicions, but this season felt like they really didn't know what to do with Quinn.


Quinn was so bad this season, that I was really looking forward to him being killed by the Koshka Brotherhood or someone, but no such luck.

Besides the actor doesn't look healthy at all - dude really needs to eat a sammich.
 
2013-01-02 06:23:55 PM  
Evil Mackerel: It would be fun to see a side story of the CIA putting "bad people" in Dexter's path for him to "take care of".

Michael Westen already has that covered.
 
2013-01-02 06:40:47 PM  

JohnnyCanuck: likefunbutnot: DemoKnite: On BB, the writers and producers pay so much attention to detail it's ridiculous wherein only the biggest nerds cant suspend their disbelief

True Story: I found Breaking Bad so ridiculously tiresome because I cannot suspend my disbelief that there are human beings who might act like anyone on that show acts. Most of the characters are paper-thin caricatures that exist to make Malcolm's dad look good. I do not understand why or how anyone could like it.

Also, Dexter was actually good until maybe the end of season 2 and acceptable but somewhat ridiculous until the end of whatever season had John Lithgow.

Meh. To each his own.
What are you going to watch now that Jersey Shore is done? Reruns of AI and DWTS?
Maybe this season of Real Housewives of wherever will keep you from hari kari.


I feel the same way about Dexter. It started wearing thin. I'm about to start on season seven but I don't have high hopes.

Basically, you look like an ass for accusing people of liking ridiculously horrible shows because they don't like the ones you like.
 
2013-01-02 07:17:55 PM  
I started watching the show in September, and was completely caught up by the time season seven started. Yeah, there were days where I could have watched up to 5 episodes. I think every season had its flaws (though I think season one was pretty flawless) and I liked this past season better than the previous two.

I was pretty interested in La Guerda's hunt for the bay harbor butcher. The subplots were bordering silly, and I didn't care for the relationship Dexter was in, but the pursuit of Dexter kept me around and interested in season eight.

I hope it ends well.
 
2013-01-02 08:07:39 PM  
Too many comments for me to read right now, but ... and it's a big butt

I think season 4 was the best, and season 2 the worst so far. This show isn't great cinema, but it's entertaining none the less. Last season was good, the finale being amazing. The current season, I liked if only because one of my hobbies is orchids and it's rare to see so many plants, orchids featured in a show like this.

I'm looking forward to the ongoing story. I think fun and interesting things are in order now that Debra is more involved in the whole killing thing. Yes, there's plenty of opportunity to fark things up entirely, there's also soooooo much potential moving forward.

This show has grown from "meh" to "cool" for me since season 4. Now I can't wait to see what they do with the story. While it's not my favorite show ever, I really do enjoy it (except that the acting is often cheesy and the story is a bit too predictable). I mean, when Debra suddenly is featured drinking water while one of the main characters is known for poisoning her victims --- FAR TOO PREDICTABLE.

The season finales are usually really, really interesting. That's all I can say.
 
2013-01-02 08:46:15 PM  

likefunbutnot: DemoKnite: On BB, the writers and producers pay so much attention to detail it's ridiculous wherein only the biggest nerds cant suspend their disbelief

True Story: I found Breaking Bad so ridiculously tiresome because I cannot suspend my disbelief that there are human beings who might act like anyone on that show acts. Most of the characters are paper-thin caricatures that exist to make Malcolm's dad look good. I do not understand why or how anyone could like it.

Also, Dexter was actually good until maybe the end of season 2 and acceptable but somewhat ridiculous until the end of whatever season had John Lithgow.


They are slight caricatures, just like every other show on TV thats not "The Wire". Ive known straight laced guys that sold drugs on the side (not cartel style like Walter). Over bearing yet supportive wives (Skyler), high school burn outs (Jesse), jock cops (Hank), Jewish attorneys (Saul). It's not all that unbelievable. Way more believable than Dexter which from the beginning was stylized and a bit cartoonish.
 
2013-01-02 08:55:04 PM  

MrHappyRotter: season 2 the worst so far.


Season 2? really? That's easily one of the best. I don't think season 5 and 6 are nearly as bad as some have made them out to be, but they were fairly subpar coming off of the great season 4.
 
2013-01-02 09:01:35 PM  
They have to end it at season 8. LaGuerta is gone. Angel Bautista downgraded to bit player and retired. Masuka is literally a joke. Doakes was gone 5 seasons ago. Rita's yin to Dexter's yang could not be replaced with Deb, or whatever hot hoe is featured that season. Quinn has been wholly unnecessary for many seasons. Dexter is increasingly sloppy.

Dexter has to die, and it should be in front of his son. Or in front of the world, in an electric chair, to the sound of real cheers, as a kind of throwback to season 1.
 
2013-01-02 09:06:16 PM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: ..know how I know none of y'all have ever led a double life?

Dexter is a show about the evolution and awakening of a troubled soul. It's not live-action GTA. Simpletons.


You give the show waaaaay too much credit to suggest it's about anything other than, "How will Dexter get away this time?" It has no deeper themes, meanings, or purpose. The few times the show has attempted to be something more than it is have come across as clumsy and ham-fisted. The idea that the show is some nuanced character study about a troubled man ... you just give it way too much credit.

It's a fine way to pass an evening. Light entertainment. That's about it.
 
2013-01-02 09:34:30 PM  
I was bored whenever Ray Stevenson was off camera.
 
2013-01-02 09:57:54 PM  
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2013-01-02 10:02:43 PM  
i used to think they should have stopped after the first season

but there were a couple of good seasons since then
including this past one.

previous season where Tom Hanks bought his kid a role on Dexter
was absolutely terrible.
 
2013-01-02 10:21:45 PM  
This is how the show should end:

Dexter gets loaded, but runs out of booze. He takes Harrison with him to the liquor store to refuel. Dexter walks up to the counter and realizes he forgot his wallet. Instead of money, Dexter offers Harrison as payment. The clerk and Dexter get in an argument about whether small children are a valid form of payment or not.

Stressed, Dexter asks the clerk to watch Harrison for a moment while he steps outside for a smoke. The clerk, distracted by the child, doesn't notice Dexter grab a bottle of vodka on his way out. After 30 minutes Dexter doesn't return so the clerk phones the police. The police show up about an hour later because it's a bad neighborhood so response time isn't their top priority.

Shortly after the police arrive Dexter stumbles in to reclaim Harrison. The police realize who Dexter is and phone Deb to come over ASAP. The police and Dexter have an argument about whether small children are a valid form of payment or not. There is a scuffle and Dexter grabs Harrison and runs out into the night.

Exhausted and nearly blacked-out, Dexter takes a breather with Harrison in the middle of a nearby highway. Meanwhile, Deb is racing down the very same highway to come to her brother's rescue. Deb nears the liquor store doing 80+ MPH. However, in her haste she doesn't notice the two figures in the road until it's too late.
 
2013-01-02 10:45:26 PM  
Harrison escapes unscathed, by the way, but he does end up crying in a pool of his father's blood.
 
2013-01-03 12:11:10 AM  
I started watching with the finale of season 6, and I must say it's been pretty entertaining. I do agree that it shouldn't go past season 8, though - it looks like they're definitely leading up to an end, and making it too drawn out would ruin the suspense.

Also, John Lithgow was one of the bad guys? Now I've definitely gotta watch the back episodes.
 
2013-01-03 12:48:47 AM  
Dexter isn't over until this happens:

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2013-01-03 04:05:38 AM  

MightyPez: Oh yeah, and for fun:

[i.chzbgr.com image 401x271]

/There's a snake in my boot!


I'd love for her to play with my woody, if you get what I'm saying.
 
2013-01-03 05:01:22 AM  

flux: Harrison already sat crying in a pool of his mother's blood for hours, three seasons ago.


Indeed, and in the books Cody has his own Dark Passenger, as does Astor to a certain degree. Cody has already showed signs of being a budding serial killer (killing animals, for example) and Dexter is teaching them the Code of Harry (how to act normal).

Oh, and Brian Moser is still very much alive in the books, as is Rita.
 
2013-01-03 05:02:19 AM  

cyberspacedout: I started watching with the finale of season 6, and I must say it's been pretty entertaining. I do agree that it shouldn't go past season 8, though - it looks like they're definitely leading up to an end, and making it too drawn out would ruin the suspense.

Also, John Lithgow was one of the bad guys? Now I've definitely gotta watch the back episodes.


Season 4. He was the Trinity Killer.
 
2013-01-03 05:55:45 AM  

shoegaze99: TiiiMMMaHHH:

Dexter is a show about the evolution and awakening of a troubled soul. It's not live-action GTA. Simpletons.

You give the show waaaaay too much credit to suggest it's about anything other than, "How will Dexter get away this time?" It has no deeper themes, meanings, or purpose. The few times the show has attempted to be something more than it is have come across as clumsy and ham-fisted. The idea that the show is some nuanced character study about a troubled man ... you just give it way too much credit.



eh, I kind of agree with TiiiMMMaHHH's summation, though I think the show kind of goes about that character evolution in a fairly hamfisted kind of way. I've always been kind of disappointed in the "I'm glad Rita died!" posts as it seems to not really understand what her character represents for Dexter. At the same time though, whatever significance Harrison represents seems to be completely minimised as Dexter seems to almost never really be responsible for his care.
 
2013-01-03 06:16:33 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: cyberspacedout: I started watching with the finale of season 6, and I must say it's been pretty entertaining. I do agree that it shouldn't go past season 8, though - it looks like they're definitely leading up to an end, and making it too drawn out would ruin the suspense.

Also, John Lithgow was one of the bad guys? Now I've definitely gotta watch the back episodes.

Season 4. He was the Trinity Killer.


Best season by far. Lithgow is awesome.
 
2013-01-03 09:20:25 AM  

Insurgent: This is how the show should end:

Dexter gets loaded, but runs out of booze. He takes Harrison with him to the liquor store to refuel. Dexter walks up to the counter and realizes he forgot his wallet. Instead of money, Dexter offers Harrison as payment. The clerk and Dexter get in an argument about whether small children are a valid form of payment or not.

Stressed, Dexter asks the clerk to watch Harrison for a moment while he steps outside for a smoke. The clerk, distracted by the child, doesn't notice Dexter grab a bottle of vodka on his way out. After 30 minutes Dexter doesn't return so the clerk phones the police. The police show up about an hour later because it's a bad neighborhood so response time isn't their top priority.

Shortly after the police arrive Dexter stumbles in to reclaim Harrison. The police realize who Dexter is and phone Deb to come over ASAP. The police and Dexter have an argument about whether small children are a valid form of payment or not. There is a scuffle and Dexter grabs Harrison and runs out into the night.

Exhausted and nearly blacked-out, Dexter takes a breather with Harrison in the middle of a nearby highway. Meanwhile, Deb is racing down the very same highway to come to her brother's rescue. Deb nears the liquor store doing 80+ MPH. However, in her haste she doesn't notice the two figures in the road until it's too late.


Even as a joke, that's the worst thing I've ever read. Do you write for True Blood?
 
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