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(The Smoking Gun)   Protip: When engaging in the ol' 69, always make sure she finishes first   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 44
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2013-01-02 08:52:51 AM
Jennie Scott, 50...Jilberto Deleon, 32

When cougars attack!
 
2013-01-02 09:30:59 AM
when repeats repeat
 
2013-01-02 09:31:13 AM
Protip: when posting article make sure it isn't a Repeat
 
2013-01-02 09:31:47 AM
Manatee County lockup

You know that woman got arrested for riding a manatee so......
 
2013-01-02 09:31:49 AM
This ran a couple of days ago. So, unless live pics are included, GTFO.
 
2013-01-02 09:32:01 AM
Holy shiat I'm scarred for life.
 
2013-01-02 09:32:46 AM
Repeat.
 
2013-01-02 09:34:04 AM
Amusing??
 
2013-01-02 09:34:15 AM
It aint' over 'till you both get your cookies.
 
2013-01-02 09:34:29 AM
Then there's 68. That's you do me and I'll owe you one.

- Carlin.
 
2013-01-02 09:34:47 AM

LoneDoggie: when repeats repeat


this.
 
2013-01-02 09:35:46 AM
How man times is this going green?
 
2013-01-02 09:36:01 AM
We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.
 
2013-01-02 09:36:27 AM
FTA: A deputy noted that Scott said that she was also mad at Deleon because she had "heard [him] having sex with another woman over the phone earlier in the day."

This is a very important detail. Did she hear her man having phone sex with another woman, or did she hear (through the telephone) her man having sex with another woman?  Because the first situation is just meh, the second situation is pure Fark.
 
2013-01-02 09:36:59 AM
Amusing trumps florida tag I suppose
 
2013-01-02 09:37:03 AM
69 is two dudes, or two chicks. A man and a woman do C8.

/thinkaboutit
 
2013-01-02 09:37:22 AM
Was the Florida tag on vacation? I was told the Florida tag trumped all others.
 
2013-01-02 09:38:02 AM

Diogenes: We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.


She sounds rich and/or hot.
 
2013-01-02 09:38:35 AM
Was the Florida tag in jail for domestic battery when subby made this?

\Surprised they didn't still arrest the man by default
 
2013-01-02 09:41:25 AM

Diogenes: We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.


That's a real shame.
 
2013-01-02 09:41:28 AM

s2s2s2: 69 is two dudes, or two chicks. A man and a woman do C8.

/thinkaboutit


I'll admit, I can't figure it out, but it sounds like it could be painful. Especially whoever is the 8.
 
2013-01-02 09:42:09 AM
[oldnewsissoexciting.gif]
 
2013-01-02 09:43:23 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Diogenes: We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.

She sounds rich and/or hot.


She wasn't bad.  Nothing super special.  And a bartender.

SkylineRecords: Diogenes: We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.

That's a real shame.


I think it's his immaturity.  And I don't mean that in a bad sense per se.  He's from England, young, a little homesick, and seemed to be really overwhelmed by it all.
 
2013-01-02 09:43:38 AM
When you're over 40 you should know you can please yourself better anyway. He's just there for heavy lifting and stuff.
 
2013-01-02 09:46:03 AM

Diogenes: Smoky Dragon Dish: Diogenes: We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.

She sounds rich and/or hot.

She wasn't bad.  Nothing super special.   And a bartender.

SkylineRecords: Diogenes: We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.

That's a real shame.

I think it's his immaturity.  And I don't mean that in a bad sense per se.   He's from England, young, a little homesick, and seemed to be really overwhelmed by it all.


Mystery solved.
 
2013-01-02 09:47:48 AM

Revek: How man times is this going green?


69, obviously.
 
2013-01-02 09:47:55 AM

gambitsgirl: When you're over 40 you should know you can please yourself better anyway. He's just there for heavy lifting and stuff.


You sound single.
 
2013-01-02 09:48:04 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: Diogenes: Smoky Dragon Dish: Diogenes: We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.

She sounds rich and/or hot.

She wasn't bad.  Nothing super special.   And a bartender.

SkylineRecords: Diogenes: We just met a couple on NYE.  Him, 24.  Her, 48.  Married two months.  Already having issues.

That's a real shame.

I think it's his immaturity.  And I don't mean that in a bad sense per se.   He's from England, young, a little homesick, and seemed to be really overwhelmed by it all.

Mystery solved.


Not quite geographically appropriate, but close
 
2013-01-02 09:49:18 AM

ChipNASA: Manatee County lockup

You know that woman got arrested for riding a manatee so......


hope the manatee did not finish first
 
2013-01-02 09:49:31 AM

baronvonzipper: gambitsgirl: When you're over 40 you should know you can please yourself better anyway. He's just there for heavy lifting and stuff.

You sound single.


Nope.
 
2013-01-02 09:50:11 AM

Revek: How man times is this going green?


69 dude!!!

www.cnet.com
 
2013-01-02 09:50:12 AM
i slept with a 48 yr old once. it was a lot of fun...

*sigh*
 
2013-01-02 09:51:15 AM
Don't stick your tongue in crazy...
 
2013-01-02 09:54:18 AM
btw for those of you talking about repeat... are you sure you're not thinking of this one, in the same county but an altogether different couple and incident?
 
2013-01-02 09:57:28 AM
FTA: "Scott has dated Deleon "for the last 5 years on and off," according to a sheriff's report."

On and off. And on and off. And on-again, off-again. And on and off. You know the guys at the sheriff's office did laugh loud and heartily at that report.

But seriously, finishing first and not staying on board to ensure her completion is just bad form. A gentleman does not do this.
 
2013-01-02 10:01:04 AM
I wouldn't imagine one finds many gentlemen dating 50+ year olds in Florida.
 
2013-01-02 10:02:45 AM

LDM90: s2s2s2: 69 is two dudes, or two chicks. A man and a woman do C8.

/thinkaboutit

I'll admit, I can't figure it out, but it sounds like it could be painful. Especially whoever is the 8.


I thought about it far too long, and I think he's saying that when you look at the visual depiction of 69, the top of the six and the bottom of the nine represent protrusions that are being inserted into a hole.

So, if its male male, there are two protrusions and two holes. Same for female, female. But if its guy/girl, the male has both protrusions (and is represented by the two protrusion "C"), and the female has both holes (represented by the two holed "8").

/i like puzzles
 
2013-01-02 10:02:58 AM
so did he shoot too soon again?
 
2013-01-02 10:04:19 AM

Sybarite: Jennie Scott, 50...Jilberto Deleon, 32

When cougars attack!


With an age gap that large, I'd want to get it over and done with as fast as possible too.
 
2013-01-02 10:05:16 AM
"How about a 68? That's where you blow me and I owe you one."
 
2013-01-02 10:08:22 AM
I have slept with a lot of cougars. Ok, not a lot, but at 26 I have 6 under my belt. Those are six that are 40+.

That's all.
 
2013-01-02 10:08:23 AM

s2s2s2: /thinkaboutit


Do you just have to post, whether or not you have anything humorous or informative to say?

As an elderly gentleman in my neighborhood advised me when I was a foolish teen:

"Save your milk, son. You'll need it some day".

Perhaps that day will come for you!

Think about it.
 
2013-01-02 10:08:54 AM
I guess she did not think of him as a meal ticket
 
2013-01-02 10:13:39 AM
t-lay.com
 
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