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10014 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Jan 2013 at 11:51 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-02 12:15:28 PM  
14 votes:
It's two hours of women fighting over shoes.
2013-01-02 09:56:20 AM  
11 votes:
The involuntary manslaughter before she even set foot in Oz was bad enough, but then to steal the shoes off the victim's feet so the victim's only living relative couldn't claim them and THEN stealing a farmer's property, recruiting a body-armored man with an axe and bringing a wild animal into a public place in the name of forming a heavily-armed gang to commit a home invasion and murder the original victim's sister? That's stone cold, yo.
2013-01-02 09:52:15 PM  
8 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-01-02 01:18:11 PM  
4 votes:
i49.tinypic.com

I love when Glenda tells Dorothy to go 'kill the biatch'.
2013-01-02 08:13:48 AM  
4 votes:
Wait until they find out about the crazed candy factory owner who enslaves as entire race, forces them to work in self-evidently unsafe conditions, then systematically tortures children he considers "bad" in front of their parents.
2013-01-02 12:41:44 PM  
3 votes:

i.imgur.com

Tonight: Angela Davis teams up with a scarecrow pedophile, a steampunk jazzman and the Lion of Judah to get the hell back to Brooklyn. And there's a dog too.

2013-01-02 12:40:13 PM  
3 votes:

Sybarite: Wait until they find out about the crazed candy factory owner who enslaves as entire race, forces them to work in self-evidently unsafe conditions, then systematically tortures children he considers "bad" in front of their parents.


Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory:  Five children enter, one child leaves.
2013-01-02 12:07:43 PM  
3 votes:
Walt Disney Presents ...

Snow White: the story of a woman who lives with seven men and finally finds love with a "prince" who is into necrophilia.
2013-01-02 02:43:38 PM  
2 votes:
They left out the part where she stole the shoes. makes it much more fun when you look at it as a mugging and a home invasion.
2013-01-02 02:39:03 PM  
2 votes:
img198.imageshack.us

my first thought....
2013-01-02 12:55:14 PM  
2 votes:

bass555: something something flying monkeys

t0.gstatic.com
Understands that reference
2013-01-02 12:20:47 PM  
2 votes:
warehouse.carlh.com

I think the second one should have been R-Rated because this movie eats the souls of the young.
2013-01-02 11:08:33 AM  
2 votes:

vernonFL: Dorothy killed 2 people and used heroin in the original movie.


Let's not forget how she blew all the Munchkins after they had all pulled an anal train on her.
2013-01-02 06:46:07 PM  
1 vote:
His mother shot, his home burned to the ground, he eventually defies all odds to become king. -bambi
2013-01-02 01:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
The yellow brick road was caused by her incontinence.
2013-01-02 01:23:22 PM  
1 vote:
A naval officer from Austria deflowers a nun while turning down a solid job offer from Hitler.

/Sound of Music
2013-01-02 12:24:56 PM  
1 vote:
The wizard of oz-
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets. She then teams up with 3 strangers to kill again.
2013-01-02 12:07:16 PM  
1 vote:
Only in the USA can we turn political satire in to a beloved children's tale.
Looking forward to seeing the new film. Certain it's going to bomb
2013-01-02 11:59:46 AM  
1 vote:
Kiillll ...
2013-01-02 11:49:43 AM  
1 vote:
Having read Wicked and its sequels... yeah. Might as well go ahead and throw the R-rating on there now while there's still time.

/Dunno if the musical is anything like the books
2013-01-02 09:15:52 AM  
1 vote:
Dorothy killed 2 people and used heroin in the original movie.
 
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